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Beloved (Beloved Trilogy, #1)
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Sep 28, 2015
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I FINISHED!!!!!!
I realize this is a classic and a Pulitzer Prize winner and yada yada yada, but oh my goodness am I glad to be done.
Dear Oprah, what’s going to happen to me since I hated it????
That’s what I was afraid of.
Going in to this book I knew nothing about it except for the fact that it was on the Banned Books List and that Oprah said I should read it . . .
I did manage to finish, but WHAT. A. SLOG. There are only about 47,000,000 reviews out there and I kind of feel like I sacrificed 1,000 years of my reading this instead of just two days so I’m not going to hash and rehash every detail I didn’t like. Really, let’s face facts. No matter what reason I give for not liking this one there’s a good chance I’ll get trolled for daring to have an unpopular opinion so why bother? I will say that Beloved is the only book I can remember reading where I was in love with the story but hated the way it was told. (Sidenote: Beloved is realllllly strangely fitting if you’re someone still looking for a ghost story to add to your October reading list.) I think Toni Morrison’s writing style is one that you’re either going to love or hate. Obviously I fall in to the hate it category, but I’m glad I can say I finally read her. As for Beloved being touted one of the best books of all time???? Thanks for nothing, Oprah!
I FINISHED!!!!!!
I realize this is a classic and a Pulitzer Prize winner and yada yada yada, but oh my goodness am I glad to be done.
Dear Oprah, what’s going to happen to me since I hated it????
That’s what I was afraid of.
Going in to this book I knew nothing about it except for the fact that it was on the Banned Books List and that Oprah said I should read it . . .
I did manage to finish, but WHAT. A. SLOG. There are only about 47,000,000 reviews out there and I kind of feel like I sacrificed 1,000 years of my reading this instead of just two days so I’m not going to hash and rehash every detail I didn’t like. Really, let’s face facts. No matter what reason I give for not liking this one there’s a good chance I’ll get trolled for daring to have an unpopular opinion so why bother? I will say that Beloved is the only book I can remember reading where I was in love with the story but hated the way it was told. (Sidenote: Beloved is realllllly strangely fitting if you’re someone still looking for a ghost story to add to your October reading list.) I think Toni Morrison’s writing style is one that you’re either going to love or hate. Obviously I fall in to the hate it category, but I’m glad I can say I finally read her. As for Beloved being touted one of the best books of all time???? Thanks for nothing, Oprah!
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Ha! Based on this data and my buddy read math formula, if we were to have read this together, I would have posted my review sometime in the year 2022.

Ha! I powered through the last 40 pages during my lunch hour behind a closed door. I mean we're talking like 10 hours of my life I'll never get back that I spent on this dang thing and my version was only 274 pages.



I also thought this was supposed to be sooooo emotional and make me have all the feely feels but I didn't feel anything. I think I read it wrong : (



BWAHAHAHAHA! Tell me how you really feel about it ; )

BWAHAHAHAHA! Tell me how yo..."
LOL! I was being sweet. :D


I still haven't gotten through Heart of Darkness or Brothers Karamazov, and it's not from trying.

I still haven't gotten through Heart of Darkness or Brothers Karamazov, and it's not from trying."
Oooh, I own Heart of Darkness too. Glad it's not on the Banned Book list so I don't feel any obligation to read it soon!


yeah, that's me and most Pulitzer winners.

From my teacher I learned that you have to read Toni Morrison more than once and you have to dissect her book for everything that she writes and for me that is too much work. I hate authors who write too many big words and I dislike books that removes the fun out of reading. I don't read for analyzation, I read for pure entertainment regardless if its garbage.
P.S. The Bluest Eye is shorter and the writing is straightforward but I was disappointed by the book from the way my teacher describe it for me so you may enjoy it more than Beloved.


Thank you for the comedic (while still being respectful) & insightful review. I was contemplating reading this one but redundancy and purple prose are not my jam. I think its best if I pass up "Beloved"

I was talking to a friend the other night (who, of course LOOOOOVED Beloved) and she said I might like The Bluest Eye more (which confirmed QNPoohBear's comment above as well). It's only around 200 pages, so I may give it a try before officially writing off Morrison as a "not for me" author.




Ha! I'm waiting for my kids to get to high school and have to read all of these. They can ease their suffering by laughing at how I choose required reads for "fun".
