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Brother by Ania Ahlborn
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did not like it
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This book was disappointing for a multitude of reasons. Starting with the ŷ writeup that initially piqued my interest: “Deep in the heart of Appalachia stands a crooked farmhouse . . .� Yada yada yada. Something about missing girls, deeply disturbing traditions, buried secrets or treasure or . . . what exactly? I wasn’t sure, but I could only imagine some kind of crazy hillbilly story chock-full of madness and mayhem! Considering the string of luck I’d had with Hick Lit stories, and the book’s high rating among my friends, picking it up seemed like a no-brainer.

However, the first thing I noticed when I finally cracked open the spine was that this book wasn’t really Hick Lit at all. It started with more of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibe before it sank into a deep lull. Strike one!

The teen angst scenes of a burgeoning love-at-first-sight crush between the story’s timid protagonist, Michael, and a girl at the record store were downright painful to read. 🤦‍♂� Strike two! But thankfully the story moved along and things began to pick up with flashbacks that exposed a troubled family history.

Starting with the fact that Michael’s brother, Rebel, was a raging asshole who bullied Michael and treated him like a slave. Along with Momma getting her kicks from verbally abusing and slapping around his sister, Misty. All the while, their dad, Wade, just sat there . . . oblivious. Never acknowledging any abuse or wrongdoing, never lifting a finger to put a stop to it. So I couldn’t help but wonder if he was adlebrained or just indifferent because he did absolutely nothing throughout the entire story.

But, you know what? There weren’t any chains on Michael or Misty. No locked doors or guns to their heads. I know he was scared, but he was no longer a little kid. In fact, he was easily the most physically imposing person in the entire house. What bothered me most was that he claimed to love his sister fiercely and pledged to do whatever it took to protect her, but time and time again he did nothing when she was beaten black and blue.

I just didn’t get it. Not only was Michael a coward and a liar, but he was also an idiot, so it was really hard to pull for the guy when I was constantly yelling at him to, “WAKE THE FUCK UP!� But honestly, I couldn’t have cared less about any of these lowlifes and quickly began to lose interest in the story altogether. Strike three!

I should have stopped there—thrown in the towel at 30%—but when I glanced back at all those glowing reviews, I couldn’t help but wonder what I was missing, so I stuck with it. And that’s when the unthinkable happened.

All along the flashbacks had been hinting at something truly depraved, and when Rebel began to target an older woman who didn’t fit their profile things started to click. Then when they nabbed her and she cried out a single word, all the puzzle pieces fell into place for me to solve the mystery not even halfway through the book. Ugh. 🤦‍♂�

The rest of the story played out like a slow-motion train wreck. I couldn’t look away. Wishin� and hopin� and thinkin� and prayin� for a miracle that, sadly, just wasn’t in the cards.

However, despite its shortcomings and annoyances the story did manage to end on a perfect note, so kudos for that.
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Reading Progress

November 2, 2015 – Shelved
November 2, 2015 – Shelved as: to-read
December 3, 2015 – Started Reading
December 5, 2015 –
50.0% "I don't get all the 5 star love for this one, maybe the second half will change my mind."
December 6, 2015 –
75.0% "I seriously may lose my shit, if this story goes where I think it's headed. This is just so wrong, it makes my blood boil!"
December 7, 2015 – Finished Reading
December 23, 2015 – Shelved as: horror

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message 1: by carol. (new)

carol. oooh, rage review coming on?


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Not sure if I'm up for it, but it definitely deserves one. Fuck this book.


Jennifer Masterson We can't all like the same book.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ That's true, and I really wanted to love this dark tale, but the protagonist was just so stupid and aggravating that I was left with no one to root for.


Jennifer Masterson Dᴀɴ 2.� wrote: "That's true, and I really wanted to love this dark tale, but the protagonist was just so stupid and aggravating that I was left with no one to root for."

It happens. I couldn't stand "Station Eleven" and many others that most people loved. Don't let peer pressure influence your review.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Peer pressure only influences my selection on what to read next. I think I'll need a sidebar with Kelly, she's 0 for 2. :P


Jennifer Masterson Dᴀɴ 2.� wrote: "Peer pressure only influences my selection on what to read next. I think I'll need a sidebar with Kelly, she's 0 for 2. :P"

That's awesome Dan! :D


message 8: by XenofoneX (last edited Dec 08, 2015 06:58AM) (new)

XenofoneX I'm looking forward to some righteous vitriol, but you've already very effectively destroyed any chance of me wanting to read this, so well done. I won't burn any hours on 'Brother', anyway. I'll find a different waste of time and tree. ;-)


pampampampampam Ugh, yes! This book was so ... *throttling motion*


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ I should have probably just dnf it and moved on, since there was really no point at which I was enjoying the story. *hangs head* :(


message 11: by Delee (new)

Delee Not as ragey as I would have expected...you are getting soft in your old age. ;)

I will definitely pass on this one.


message 12: by Ɗẳ� 2.� (last edited Dec 23, 2015 08:36AM) (new) - rated it 1 star

Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Delee wrote: "Not as ragey as I would have expected...you are getting soft in your old age. ;)

I will definitely pass on this one."


It must be all this Christmas joy, filling my cold, dark heart, and preventing a proper rant.

You may not want to scratch it off of your list just yet since everyone, except for me and Pamela here, seemed to have loved it.


message 13: by Matthias (last edited Dec 23, 2015 08:38AM) (new)

Matthias Disappointing reads sometimes make for the most entertaining reviews. Case in point :-) Therefor I'm glad you finished this book, for selfish reasons. Consider this reading as something like heroic reviewer-martyrdom.


message 14: by Delee (last edited Dec 23, 2015 08:46AM) (new)

Delee Noooo I think from your description I would probably side with you here....and I try to only 1-star once a year. ;)


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Aw, thank you, Matthias. I'm always happy to take that bullet for you. :)


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Delee wrote: "Noooo I think from your description I would probably side with you here....and I try to only 1-star once a year. ;)"

Yeah, this story was too aggravating and disgusting for me to enjoy. I try, but seem unable to avoid some of these one star reads.

*Waits patiently for Shelby, Kelly, and Sh3lly to tell me how I read this wrong.*


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Your wait is over, my dear : )

Just kidding - I'm actually on here to point out I knew the whosits and whatsits the first time they pulled a stakeout on the "old lady" - but somehow I still ate this shit UP.


Shelby *trains flying monkeys* Dᴀɴ 2.� wrote: "Delee wrote: "Noooo I think from your description I would probably side with you here....and I try to only 1-star once a year. ;)"

Yeah, this story was too aggravating and disgusting for me to enj..."


Nah, your review was entertaining and I did want to punch whiny boy in the face about fifty times. But I ate up the shit too.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Your wait is over, my dear : )

Just kidding - I'm actually on here to point out I knew the whosits and whatsits the first time they pulled a stakeout on the "old lady" - but somehow I still ate th..."


I was very suspicious, when they stakeout the old lady, but I wasn't 100% sure, until they actually snatched her up.


message 20: by Delee (new)

Delee Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Your wait is over, my dear : )

Just kidding - I'm actually on here to point out I knew the whosits and whatsits the first time they pulled a stakeout on the "old lady" - but somehow I still ate th..."


You can handle disgusting and gross MUCH better than I can- it has to be a pretty special story for me to want to skim over the nasty bits..lol


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Delee wrote: "You can handle disgusting and gross MUCH better than I can- it has to be a pretty special story for me to want to skim over the nasty bits..lol"

You may not want to click this, if you have any plans on reading the book, but it's only a minor spoiler. (view spoiler).


message 22: by Delee (last edited Dec 23, 2015 09:20AM) (new)

Delee (view spoiler)

In simplistic terms-If a writer's main goal is to gross a reader out- I look for another writer.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Shelby *trains flying monkeys* wrote: "Nah, your review was entertaining and I did want to punch whiny boy in the face about fifty times. But I ate up the shit too."

He was so annoying. I think I could of tolerated his behavior, and maybe even ranked this story a little higher, if he was say 12 or 13 years old. But at 19, I refused to cut him any slack.


Jess ❈Harbinger of Blood-Soaked Rainbows❈ Haha great review, Dan!


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Thanks, Jess.


message 26: by debra (new)

debra Agree with Matthias -whether you like or hate it-love reading your reviews, Dan!


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Thank you, debra. That's very kind of you to say.


Kelly (and the Book Boar) debra wrote: "Agree with Matthias -whether you like or hate it-love reading your reviews, Dan!"

Don't encourage him debra ; )


message 29: by Ɗẳ� 2.� (last edited Jan 17, 2017 05:21PM) (new) - rated it 1 star

Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Don't listen to her, debra. She's known to be one of the worst. At least I can admit when I'm wrong, like with my Black Company rating. But not here - this book blows chunks!


Kelly (and the Book Boar) The massive wake you've left behind all of your wrong readings begs to differ, Wrongreader 2.0.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ The trial is pending. However, I completely stand by this rating. You, Shelby, Jennifer, and Sh3lly are drunk on the Kool-Aid.


message 32: by debra (new)

debra Ɗắ� 2.� wrote: "The trial is pending. However, I completely stand by this rating. You, Shelby, Jennifer, and Sh3lly are drunk on the Kool-Aid."
: ) : ) Aaaaaaaaaah my work here is done
*instigating, little bitch smiles snidely and walks on*


message 33: by debra (new)

debra I just started this in audio-like 8 minutes worth- and went to check if I downloaded the wrong book. Switched to something else. Don't know if I'll go back after reading your review. ; ((


message 34: by debra (new)

debra Correction- re-reading your review ;-))


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Hahaha. Oh come now, debra, you can't possibly side with me here, right?

FYI, she absolutely nails the ending. Such an odd conundrum, to have an awful story end perfectly.


message 36: by debra (last edited Jun 01, 2017 09:50AM) (new)

debra Ɗắ� 2.� wrote: "Hahaha. Oh come now, debra, you can't possibly side with me here, right?

FYI, she absolutely nails the ending. Such an odd conundrum, to have an awful story end perfectly."


Methinks that is my inclination (to side with you). Although, I barely listened to any of it. My reaction was so similar to yours-"WTF is this sh*t- teenage Texas Chainsaw??" Don't think a great ending is worth it -if you were ready to dnf at 30%.Wish I could listen in FF. Possibly- you were so happy the awful story ended that the ending seemed great-only kidding ;-)) Thanks, Dan!!


Kelly (and the Book Boar) Methinks debra needs to spend a little quality time with Mitchell so she can learn the ways of the dark side : )


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Methinks debra needs to spend a little quality time with Mitchell so she can learn the ways of the dark side : )"

True that . . .




message 39: by debra (new)

debra Ɗắ� 2.� wrote: "Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "Methinks debra needs to spend a little quality time with Mitchell so she can learn the ways of the dark side : )"

True that . . .

"

Oh dear, methinks I have just soiled myself!
PS Chocolate chip cookies???? xo


Bobbi Jo The only part I didn't expect was the new sibling. The keys at the end though. I laughed so hard I was crying.


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ LOL Yes, it really was the perfect ending.


message 42: by Bill (new) - rated it 2 stars

Bill Glad I'm not the only one not gushing over this.

However, the scene with Misty and Michael set to The Cure's A Forest stuck with me a long time. Or maybe it was just the song...


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ I'm still puzzled over the high ratings for this one. Nearly every aspect of the story was off-putting, and/or extremely disgusting, especially Rebel's manipulation of Michael. And then the plot just was so predictable.

Those early scenes with Misty and Michael were good, but even that relationship eventually became perverted. Ugh


Martyna I enjoyed it a bit more than you did but I also figured out the mystery very early on and I HATED the way the love story was written!


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ It was so icky it made my skin crawl.


Salam Orabi EXACTLY the same thing happened with me! It's EXACTLY the same! It was rather disappointing tbh. I hate it when the writer assumes we're not smart enough to see through his very predictable plot. *sigh*


Stacie Covington Totally agree!


message 48: by Logan (new)

Logan Nah,nah,nahhhh!!!! The books is soo good at explaining all this, with our telling it out right. It’s all about family dynamics. I would highly recommend doing some research in to “learned Helplessness�


Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Logan wrote: "Nah,nah,nahhhh!!!! The books is soo good at explaining all this, with our telling it out right. It’s all about family dynamics. I would highly recommend doing some research in to “learned Helplessn..."

Oh wow, your typo-ridden snarky comment has given me much food for thought. Thank you for pointing out my wrongheaded opinion. I'll try to do better in the future. 🍻


message 50: by Ɗẳ� 2.� (last edited Apr 14, 2023 10:19AM) (new) - rated it 1 star

Ɗẳɳ  2.☊ Salam wrote: "EXACTLY the same thing happened with me! It's EXACTLY the same! It was rather disappointing tbh. I hate it when the writer assumes we're not smart enough to see through his very predictable plot. *..."

Stacie wrote: "Totally agree!"

Thanks for agreeing with my poor assessment, Salam and Stacie. It's lonely here on the wrong side of the argument!


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