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The Holy Bible (King James Version)
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Certainly not life changing or anything. The plot was hard to follow and the editing was horrible. The characters were painfully one-dimensional and this Jesus guy delivered some of the worst dialogue I've ever read. All in all I found it too long and it took itself way too seriously. The fact that it sells so well is beyond me and the way people hold it up you'd think God himself had written the damn thing.
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February 12, 1992
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May 10, 2008
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Sep 12, 2010 09:33PM
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this is the teleplay for that mel gibson movie right?
" the way people hold it up you'd think God himself had written the damn thing." Thanks for the best laugh (so far) of 2011! Still chuckling...
It's not a story it all happend, there's no 'plot' and you can say as much as you like the people who wrote the bible where diciples of, and they were writing the word of god. So actually you could say it was written by God.
OMGosh man! "Delivered the worst dialogue" my butt! JESES DIED FOR YOU!!!!!!! And all you can say is "Oh, bad dialogue. And oh, to long and serious." BUMP DAT!
What is wrong you people!?! This is how the world came to be! This is the history of the world! You may not like it, but you can't change history: You can't change the fact that JFK got shot! You can't change the fact that the WW1 and WW2 happened! But guess what? YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT!!! Wake up, realize the connections between the Holy Bible and the real world! Please! Come on people, PLEASE!!
Um. I can understand why you don't like it but this technically cannot be edited since the translators were trying to stay loyal to the book and there weren't really editors back then. This is also made up of different stories so there's no definite plot save for some underlying themes. Besides, way back then people have the tendency to use ten words when one would so fine so... But otherwise your opinion is acceptable.
omg. I love this book but your review I love more! Great! I love a critic when it is reasonable like yours. Did you read "a crossing or the drop's history" by Anatoliy Obraztsov?
Hahaha great review, made me giggle. I haven't read the book but I totally agree.
Titus, so you have proof that all the stuff in the bible actually happened, do you? Please I think I speak for everybody when I say, good for you. Go present your evidence and claim your Nobel prize for proving the existence of God. Congratulations.
I thought Lethal Weapon was a far better movie
N.S.A.(Look for God's Truth) wrote: "Dear everyone: GO TO A DEBATE AND NOT A BOOK REVIEW!!!From: Me."
"look for god's truth" in a debate.
Toyin wrote: "OMGosh man! "Delivered the worst dialogue" my butt! JESES DIED FOR YOU!!!!!!! And all you can say is "Oh, bad dialogue. And oh, to long and serious." BUMP DAT!"Wait... you didn't realize this was fiction?
liar!!!!!…im fuming...
thank you for some truth...sometimes wes must shut his mouth.
dumb melissa...(!!!!!)
I'll advice you Wes to reread the bible with an open mind . Start reading from the book of John . I'll like to hear from you so that we can discuss what you learned from reading the bible a second time.
"this jesus guy" you will get no where in life without respect , respect and accept others peoples opinions and beliefs. and grow up.
Jesus is gay lovers with Santa! Why don't any of you people get that!? Derp :3
Uhg! You are so wrong about it it's not like that!
God HAS written the "damn thing". Obviously you didn't read the Bible when you say that.
haha this is so epic and funny because i'm acting like the bible is a regular novel and not a religious text lol 😂😂😂 no one has ever made this joke before 😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone who says this are always non-Christian so leave them to believe what they want without having to worry about dickheads like you judging theor beliefs
Lol god didn’t even write it, all those other people did
This comment section is full of Christians who can't taht a joke and evryone else laughing their arses off
Well played, sir! Why do I never think of stuff this clever?! I was expecting a lot more outraged comments but you still got a few good ones. Lolol!
dont be an asshole just cause you beliece in something else
Reading this just made my night oh so very much better
This might as well be the best review I've ever read and the replies to it are just as funny because I know they are all 100% serious. Anyways have a wonderful say reviewer and commentators <3
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Can religious people take jokes on religion? Or is it too sinful?
“This Jesus guy� died for you and loves you very much. His story is not a work of fiction. If you actually read the Bible, then you would know that its words are indeed self-attesting and from God (2 Timothy 3:16; 2 Peter 1: 20-21).
@Virginia This jesus guy sounds like he has a screw loose if he randomly loves people he never met
@Thom Psalm 139 says that God “fearfully and wonderfully made� each individual. He knows everything about you, even down to your very thoughts. Jesus, since He is omniscient and all-knowing and everyone’s Creator, has met everyone. He loves you.
@Virginia this god of yours do be giving stalker vibes
@LeoKudo this God loves you lol
Definition of stalker: a person who harasses and persecutes someone with unwanted or obsessive attention. God neither harasses or persecutes you. He’s not watching you because He wants a show. He wants your heart. He loves you and wants you to know about it.
@Virginia sounds like someone I know in the comments of a review waxing poetic about Bible trivia
@Virginia omfg wait that reminds me of one of my favorite book characters Edward Cullen except i doubt god has Edward music taste or abs 👅💦
I love reading reviews like this. It makes me realize I'm not the only skeptical person.
