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Monstrous Regiment (Discworld, #31)
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Apr 15, 2012
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Read 2 times. Last read February 15, 2012 to February 29, 2012.
Pratchett addresses two questions here: (1)
“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?�
and (2) Does - and, more importantly, should - a well-placed pair of socks (for 'certain' sort of padding) make a difference?
As far as Discworld series is concerned, this book can be easily read as a standalone novel. It brings us to the little backwards country of Borogravia, which is constantly at war with someone - this time it's with Zlobenia. Ankh-Morpork is expected to intervene, since, as Commander Sam Vimes points out in his cameo appearance, "the interests of Ankh-Morpork are the interests of all money-lov... oops, sorry, all freedom-loving people everywhere."
Polly Perks does not care about war, money, or patriotism. What she cares about is saving her not-too-bright brother who has disappeared in the war. So, of course, she chops her hair off and joins the army disguised as a boy. (Did I mention that lots of Nuggan's Abominations have something to do with women acting "non-womanlike"?) A mysterious unseen benefactor advises her on the benefits of a well-placed pair of socks in the 'nether regions'. And given that the title of the book comes from the infamous , the readers can easily guess the true nature of Polly's war comrades.
Like we have learned to expect from Sir Terry's novels, this book is witty and has plenty of funny moments. But, as many of his more recent novels, it is also sad, angry and frustrated with the events in Discworld clearly paralleling the things that make us angry in the "Roundworld".
I love that this book, like the rest of Pratchett's creations, makes me think. Some may complain that the message of this book is on the heavy-handed side, but I love it. I love that Pratchett is not shy or subtle about getting the message across about the evils and pitfalls of bigotry, prejudice, discrimination, and so-called patriotism bordering on jingoism. He is not subtle about the things that people should NOT be subtle about, and I love it. He is open about asking uncomfortable questions and stirring up trouble, and love this as well.
Another thing I love about Pratchett's writing is that he is one of the (regrettably) few male fantasy authors who can portray a woman as not a stereotype or a caricature or a mystery or an adorable nuisance or a far-fetched ideal but as a normal (well, normal for Discworld), real, and believable human being.
This is now one of my favorite Discworld novels. Five stars is not enough to describe how much I loved it. And I adored the little cameos from the other Discworld characters, especially Vimes (I am a true Vimes girl, why'd you ask?)
—ĔĔ�
My ever-expanding collection of Pratchett’s Discworld reviews:
- Guards! Guards!
- Men at Arms
- Thud!
- Lords and Ladies
- The Wee Free Men
- Hogfather
- Monstrous Regiment
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“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.�
As far as Discworld series is concerned, this book can be easily read as a standalone novel. It brings us to the little backwards country of Borogravia, which is constantly at war with someone - this time it's with Zlobenia. Ankh-Morpork is expected to intervene, since, as Commander Sam Vimes points out in his cameo appearance, "the interests of Ankh-Morpork are the interests of all money-lov... oops, sorry, all freedom-loving people everywhere."
"Borogravia was a peace-loving country in the midst of treacherous, devious, warlike enemies. They had to be treacherous, devious, and warlike, otherwise we wouldn't be fighting them, eh? There was always a war."Borogravia's economy is on the verge of collapse, and the country has pretty much run out of eligible soldiers. But this does not stop the little country, governed by a "probably dead" Duchess, the country that follows the ever-expanding ring-bound (makes it easier to add pages) gospel of the god Nuggan, who seems to spend his time coming up with new Abominations - recently, we've had garlic, chocolate, dwarfs, cats, oysters and the color blue join the ranks.
"So what we have here is a country that tries to run itself on the commandments of a god, who, the people feel, may be wearing his underpants on his head. Has he Abomined underpants?"
"No, sir. [...] But it's probably only a matter of time."
Polly Perks does not care about war, money, or patriotism. What she cares about is saving her not-too-bright brother who has disappeared in the war. So, of course, she chops her hair off and joins the army disguised as a boy. (Did I mention that lots of Nuggan's Abominations have something to do with women acting "non-womanlike"?) A mysterious unseen benefactor advises her on the benefits of a well-placed pair of socks in the 'nether regions'. And given that the title of the book comes from the infamous , the readers can easily guess the true nature of Polly's war comrades.
Like we have learned to expect from Sir Terry's novels, this book is witty and has plenty of funny moments. But, as many of his more recent novels, it is also sad, angry and frustrated with the events in Discworld clearly paralleling the things that make us angry in the "Roundworld".
I love that this book, like the rest of Pratchett's creations, makes me think. Some may complain that the message of this book is on the heavy-handed side, but I love it. I love that Pratchett is not shy or subtle about getting the message across about the evils and pitfalls of bigotry, prejudice, discrimination, and so-called patriotism bordering on jingoism. He is not subtle about the things that people should NOT be subtle about, and I love it. He is open about asking uncomfortable questions and stirring up trouble, and love this as well.
“You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem.�
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Another thing I love about Pratchett's writing is that he is one of the (regrettably) few male fantasy authors who can portray a woman as not a stereotype or a caricature or a mystery or an adorable nuisance or a far-fetched ideal but as a normal (well, normal for Discworld), real, and believable human being.
“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.�As it's becoming common in Pratchett's novels, the ending is not happy but has bittersweet undertones. There is an understanding that it takes a lot to change the world, to change people's beliefs and prejudices, that anything that is won is only a small step on a long road. "And now it wasn't that good things were happening, it was just that bad things had stopped." Pratchett is not reluctant to show that the world's ways of dealing with things that are uncomfortable, that challenge the status quo is to pretend that they never happened, pretend that they are the exception rather than the rule, pretend that ignoring things would make them go away.
"We weren't soldiers, she decided. We were girls in uniform. We were like a lucky charm. We were mascots. We weren't real, we were always a symbol of something. We'd done very well, for women. And we were temporary."***
This is now one of my favorite Discworld novels. Five stars is not enough to describe how much I loved it. And I adored the little cameos from the other Discworld characters, especially Vimes (I am a true Vimes girl, why'd you ask?)
"The enemy wasn't men, or women, or the old, or even the dead. It was just bleedin' stupid people, who came in all varieties. And no one had the right to be stupid."
—ĔĔ�
My ever-expanding collection of Pratchett’s Discworld reviews:
- Guards! Guards!
- Men at Arms
- Thud!
- Lords and Ladies
- The Wee Free Men
- Hogfather
- Monstrous Regiment
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Quotes Nataliya Liked

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment

“You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem.”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment

“And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it...”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment

“The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment
Reading Progress
Finished Reading
February 15, 2012
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Started Reading
February 16, 2012
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10.28%
"I love reading Pratchett! And I didn't realize that Vimes was in this book, too! Squeeee!"
page
40
February 19, 2012
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30.85%
""I guess one-tenth of nothing is not as bad as nothing, but I was never that good at philosophy." "And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it...""
page
120
February 29, 2012
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Finished Reading
April 15, 2012
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I suppose, to be fair, the two novels are ultimately dealing with a similar theme in different ways. "Jingo" is about two large, powerful nations squabbling over something meaningless, while "Monstrous Regiment" is about two small, squabbling nations and the impact that squabbling has on the "arrow fodder" and the rank & file.

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Thinking about it, I suspect the two books together would make excellent companion pieces.

Right, I agree. And now I have a strong desire to re-read "Jingo" while my impressions of "Monstrous Regiment" are still fresh.


Makes you wonder then how many writers mistakenly think that they know/understand women. That includes female writers as well, funnily.


We are actually not all that mysterious, but that's our well-kept secret ;)

Right :) *Nodding very mysteriously*

I suspect it might be to do with the fact that we're geared to have babies, but believe me, that's just as much a mystery to us as well. :o (These horrmoans we have to cope with. Darn things. At least men's hormone levels stay appreciably stable. Through no fault of ours, ours follow a cycle, so that's something we have to factor into our lives. Oh well :s )

A flashback to "The Left Hand of Darkness"? Cyclical nature of being?
I guess being able to have babies does seem quite mysterious, but in fact that is just want makes us strong and all kinds of awesome. You have to be, to survive the literal bloodbath in the delivery room! I saw the toughest guys suddenly turn a shade of pale green the moment they glanced at what was happening during the birth. Hah!

And the whole process was certainly bathed in a lot of "mystery". Heck, read any noir novel and you will see that barely 50 years ago, dads weren't let into the delivery room and sat smoking away whole plantations full of tobacco in the waiting room. :)

Monstrous Regiment stands on its own pretty well, but you wont get all the references or spot the cameos.
That's my two cents, hope it helps. I'm a huge Pratchett fan.



Erk, I wouldn't start with CoM. It's really not like the later books. The first one I read is Night Watch, which is v late in the series, but awesome.

(VIMES <3333) For some reason I didn't like Jingo much at all, but I read it quite a while back, I think. But I love Polly.

Probably the ones you recommeded me a while back and whatever else catches my eye at the book store :)

I think I enjoyed "Jingo" the least out of the Night Watch books - but I still loved it, which says a lot about my adoration of Sir Terry's works.
Polly is a great heroine, and I love her, too.