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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
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Loooved it🙌 This was a solid 4.5 but rounded up because I’m still thinking about how good it was and it definitely satisfied everything I needed in a vampire horror novel! And pitting a mom against a vampire.. perfection!
IMPORTANT NOTE: this is not light or fluffy, this is gory horror. There are too many triggering subjects to list so approach this warned, if horror is not your genre this is probably not the one to dip your toe in the water with! For me, I went in with very little information about what this would be about and I was picturing it to be much lighter and perhaps comical, it was definitely not (although I did laugh out loud quite a few times at the momisms) all of which thrilled me but I think it’s fair warning to know that going in.
I have some friends that have re-read their favourite Stephen King books from childhood and been a bit disappointed by how they read today and this book is better than what I would want those to read like. Grady Hendrix himself actually did do a Stephen King reread blog. This was updated vampires, suburbia, families, americana, kitch, satirical stereotypes, rats, thick gooey blood, creepy vans and cockroaches🪳and it was wonderful!
This is a coming of age novel for Patricia the housewife, set in the 80s, as she takes on the questionable new neighbour across the street while trying to get her husband and her book club of girlfriends on her side to protect her children.
I have always loved that vampire novels are historically cultural representations of the times and this one did not disappoint for me, there were a lot of currents running through the story that were very topical, feminism, spousal controlling relationships, race, children’s welfare and more. I have since read a lot of reviews where people were upset by the stereotypical archetype portrayal of the characters and I was honestly surprised because that really was the point, you should be upset by not only what the vampire is doing but what people of the town are doing to each other.
Also the relationship between the bookclub friends was so honest because it wasn’t all rah-rah, it was very real. Women aren’t one connected group consciousness. There were so many moments throughout where I couldn’t believe the direction Patricia took with her life and her family but I loved reading every minute!
There were also moments of pure suburbia normality, football games and potlucks, juxtaposed with moments of pure heart pounding terror (One of which happened right as I was trying to fall asleep and subsequently stayed up reading far too late because I could not put this one down)
There were too many great quotes to list! I loved his writing style!
If you like a great story with great characters in the horror genre and dont avoid very triggering subjects and gore, I would +++ recommend that you find out how this southern book club would guide you 🩸🔪
IMPORTANT NOTE: this is not light or fluffy, this is gory horror. There are too many triggering subjects to list so approach this warned, if horror is not your genre this is probably not the one to dip your toe in the water with! For me, I went in with very little information about what this would be about and I was picturing it to be much lighter and perhaps comical, it was definitely not (although I did laugh out loud quite a few times at the momisms) all of which thrilled me but I think it’s fair warning to know that going in.
I have some friends that have re-read their favourite Stephen King books from childhood and been a bit disappointed by how they read today and this book is better than what I would want those to read like. Grady Hendrix himself actually did do a Stephen King reread blog. This was updated vampires, suburbia, families, americana, kitch, satirical stereotypes, rats, thick gooey blood, creepy vans and cockroaches🪳and it was wonderful!
This is a coming of age novel for Patricia the housewife, set in the 80s, as she takes on the questionable new neighbour across the street while trying to get her husband and her book club of girlfriends on her side to protect her children.
I have always loved that vampire novels are historically cultural representations of the times and this one did not disappoint for me, there were a lot of currents running through the story that were very topical, feminism, spousal controlling relationships, race, children’s welfare and more. I have since read a lot of reviews where people were upset by the stereotypical archetype portrayal of the characters and I was honestly surprised because that really was the point, you should be upset by not only what the vampire is doing but what people of the town are doing to each other.
Also the relationship between the bookclub friends was so honest because it wasn’t all rah-rah, it was very real. Women aren’t one connected group consciousness. There were so many moments throughout where I couldn’t believe the direction Patricia took with her life and her family but I loved reading every minute!
There were also moments of pure suburbia normality, football games and potlucks, juxtaposed with moments of pure heart pounding terror (One of which happened right as I was trying to fall asleep and subsequently stayed up reading far too late because I could not put this one down)
There were too many great quotes to list! I loved his writing style!
If you like a great story with great characters in the horror genre and dont avoid very triggering subjects and gore, I would +++ recommend that you find out how this southern book club would guide you 🩸🔪
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October 22, 2020
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October 22, 2020
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December 26, 2020
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December 26, 2020
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"can’t say enough about this, a mom vs a vampire, so good I couldn’t put it down last night, fell asleep listening to it, scenes leaving my heart racing, and so.. much.. gore! juxtaposed with just the right amount of suburban family, this one’s really hitting the mark for me, fingers crossed the last half as good as the first!"
December 27, 2020
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Finished Reading
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Me too Justine, I think I was expecting the exact same as you! I just had a read of your review and it was so on point, you said everything I was trying to say so succinctly!🙌

Thanks Tina! Isn’t it great when a book surprises you like that, I’m glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! I had no idea it had been picked up for production but I can imagine someone would, I bet it will play out really well on screen!

Thanks Fran! I would absolutely give this one a try, although it’s set in a less modern time. It is definitely an updated more modern writing, I think you’d really enjoy it! It gave me a bit of a Stepford Wives vibe so that added to the horror lol! But for the creepy scenes, definitely keep the light on!! 💡


Thanks Michael! And for sure, always pay attention to the trigger warnings or you’re gonna have a disasterous read☠️🙃

Thank you Marialyce!! I loved that it so exceeded my expectations! Glad you enjoyed it too!

Thanks Michelle! I’m glad you loved it too!🙌🥰

Thank you Susanne! I’m sorry it didn’t hit quite as well for you, and I agree the husband was not a good character🤨

Thank you so much Kat! I think this one is probably not in your wheelhouse then😰🤭😂

Thank you so much Melissa, if you can stomach it I think you’ll really like this one! Because there are some really good themes that are brought into the story but it definitely has some very uncomfortable moments! It is true horror in that it doesn’t shy away from combining something that would normally horrify you with gore to really be obvious about how horrendous things in our society are!


Thanks so much Farrah! It’s funny I was thinking about you and your love of horror and wondered if you had thought about trying it, I think you’d really like it!

Thanks so much Jan, I loved everything about it, as you said in your review, campy, good word for the feel! I thought it was spot on for social commentary!
