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it makes sense that she liked ellen…she could never see the red flags 🫢

the biggest red flag

DeGenerator 🤣🤣😭😭

ellen degenerator OMG I CANT LAUGH RIGHT NOW BUT IM SCREAMINGGG

I couldn't with the letters to Ellen. Literally wanted to throw the book across the room every time I had to read one

Why the fuck did I give this 5 stars??? I don’t even like this book

💀so true lol

HAHAHA Lily was a special kid😆

Fr it was so random too

mei, thank you, means a lot since I never understand assignments😔

Matilda, wait ur actually right

marwah, biggest, brightest, reddest❤️

Sanyah & Mariana, I forgot how to spell her name and I was too lazy to google so😭

Ingerlisa, I actually quite enjoyed the flashbacks but the lil convo she had w ellen at the beginning of each one?💀 yea I skipped every single one of those

Llakshmi , reread it😏

Elle, when she said Ellen is not like those other stereotipical rich people who don't donate to charities🤣🤣 bye

Lau, indeed, it's fine we can forgive her

Kara, ikr?? Why Ellen of all things? Why not jimmy fallon or smth. Or some shit like Friends😂

Mareeva wrote: "Ingerlisa, I actually quite enjoyed the flashbacks but the lil convo she had w ellen at the beginning of each one?💀 yea I skipped every single one of those"

yeah I totally skimmed them 😂

and the grungy flower shop��.

The crossover nobody asked for or needed 💀💀

mae, okay I actually like the flower shop😂 at least she had some interests apart from Ellen💀

Candy, for a sec I thought u said "nobody asked for BUT needed" and I was like 🧐who needed it

The most traumatizing thing about this book (and that’s saying A LOT) was the Ellen Degeneres obsession 😂😂😂

Yes!!! I could not for the life of me understand her obsession with Ellen.

Lol I feel like there must be something wrong with me bcoz I've never really loved any of her books...just doesn't rlly live up to the hype in my humble opinion 🤷

Anna, Ryle? Ellen? I SEE A PATTERN

Mariam, I was waiting for someone to send the letters to Ellen...like that would've been so funny tho. Lily could file a restraining order on Ryle, and Ellen on Lily😍 a chain of restraining orders

Hannah, Only read two books by coho and they were both very mid imo. And no I'm not hating cause of the hype, I actually understand why its hyped. It's the type of mainstream stories that would get popular and there is no judgement here tbh.

LMAO Anna my goodness😂😂😖

hm more generous than I expected

Sh, I swear ya'll think I'm some sort of book terrorist🤣🤣🤣

to come back here and see you rating this 3 stars when literally everyone else is giving it a 5 is a perfect example of things i need in life <3 been avoiding this book like the plague seems like i was right 💀

Amy, it was a good 3 stars😌 also i swear I better not see u disappear like dat again Amy hon😌🔪

you are my fav red flag

fr, its borderline suspicious how much she liked ellen. its like in "my year of rest and relaxation" when the narrator mentioned whoopy goldberg 24 times...

mira, military men are ur fav red flag

Sophie, guess I'll never be reading that book😂☺️

Please this is so funny when Ellen was first introduced I died. Anyways��.Dear Ellen, today I read an interesting book.

Madison, I wonder of coho was projecting her own obsession w Ellen onto Lily or was this just a.....choice😭

What does "red flag" means here?

The way I agree sm

Sahar, like a toxic trait in a person or a bad sign

Ellen degenerator 😂😂😂 oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂

She was literally a child.

the ellen aspect is SO cringe it made me involuntarily laugh just to get through it lmao

DEGENERATOR GOODBYE

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DEDASS !

fr it’s so off putting like pick a better celebrity to demote ur life too hun

RIGHT LIKE I NEVER UNDERSTOOD?