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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
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I would like to dedicate the following old review to a much missed GR friend, Bird Brian, who appears as a character in my review. He provided us with many hours of free entertainment with his great rants against every possible aspect of capitalism and the American government. But 50% of him left when Amazon bought GR, and the rest of him disappeared when the censorship controversy splurged all over our heads. And now he is not here to excoriate all the bad people and discover all the conspiracies.
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NICHOLAS PARSONS: Welcome to "Just A Minute!"

THEME MUSIC
NP: Thank you, thank you, hello, my name is Nicholas Parsons. And as the Minute Waltz fades away once more it is my pleasure to welcome our many listeners, not only in this country but throughout the world. But also to welcome to the show this week four highly talented and individual players of this game. And once again they're going to show their invention, their verbal dexterity and their creative ingenuity as they speak on a subject that I give them for one minute, and they try and do that without hesitation, repetition or deviation. And this week our four contestants are Manny Rayner, Bird Brian, Paul Bryant and Ian Graye. Please welcome all four of them! (Applause). And we start this week with Manny Rayner 鈥� Manny, the subject is Tristram Shandy. Tell us something about that Manny, without hesitation, repetition or deviation starting now.

MANNY : This is a novel written between 1759 and 1765 鈥�
BUZZZ!
NP : And Bird Brian has challenged. What is your challenge?

BB : Repetition of 鈥渟eventeen鈥�.
MR : But that鈥檚 part of the designation of the year鈥� 1953, 1954鈥�
NP : A harsh challenge but I鈥檓 going to have to agree with Brian 鈥� so BB you have a point and you have the subject of Tristram Shandy and there are 56 seconds left.
BB : Ironically, given that Tristram Shandy is the epitome of deviation and digression, we here are supposed to discuss it without ourselves digressing 鈥� if I remember rightly it has been filmed as A Cock and Bull Story which was directed by Michael Winterbottom who also did Welcome to Sarajevo 鈥�
BUZZ!
NP : And Paul Bryant has challenged.

PB : Well, it was all getting so terribly dull I thought I鈥檇 press this buzzer just to wake us up again.
NP : But what is your challenge? Dullness is allowed in this panel game.
PB : Well鈥� he deviated by going on about Sarajevo. I could see he was just trying to drag politics into it again.
NP : Well no, he only mentioned one other film, I don鈥檛 think that was really deviating from the subject. So Brian you have a point for an incorrect challenge and you continue with Tristram Shandy with 22 seconds left.
BB : Er 鈥�
BUZZ!
Ian Graye : Hesitation.

NP : Oh definitely. You have to keep going in this game, loquacity is the thing. So Ian you have 21 seconds left with Tristram Shandy.
IG : This has got to be one of the most brilliant, funniest and 鈥�
Buzz!
NP : Er 鈥� who challenged there? Manny?
MR : Deviation. I can鈥檛 understand his accent.
NP: What?
MR : He could be talking about anything , how would we know.
NP : Well, er, he does have an Australian accent, of course, but I thought he was perfectly comprehensible鈥� let鈥檚 ask the audience. Audience 鈥� can you understand Ian Graye?
Audience : Mooo!
PB : It鈥檚 hopeless asking that lot, they鈥檙e just a lot of sheep.
Audience : Moo! Mooo!

NP : So Ian that was a wrong challenge, you have a point and the subject is back with you, 19 seconds left for Tristram Shandy.
Ian : Here is a novel that parodies many of the cliches of later novelists before they became 鈥�
Buzz!
PB : Repetition.
NP : Repetition?
PB : Yes, repetition of 鈥渘ovel鈥�.
Ian : No, I said 鈥渘ovel鈥� and novelist鈥� 鈥� two different words, like 鈥渨ood鈥� and 鈥渢ree鈥�, or is your dictionary different to mine?
NP : Yes, he did you know.
BB : Quite so.
NP : So, another point for another wrong challenge and you have the subject back, Ian, 13 seconds starting now.
IG : When I was 鈥�
Buzz!
MR : Deviation 鈥� he鈥檚 talking about himself now, not Tristram Shandy.
NP : A very clever challenge! So you get a point for that and the subject back with you, 11 seconds for Tristram Shandy.
MR : The full title is The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, which gives Lawrence Sterne ample leeway to throw a in lot of rabbiting about anything. I haven鈥檛 actually read this book 鈥�
Buzz!
NP : And Paul Bryant has challenged.

PB : Deviation 鈥� if he hasn鈥檛 read it he can鈥檛 say anything about it and ought to leave it to those of us who have.
NP : Well that鈥檚 er frankly ridiculous, I haven鈥檛 climbed Mount Everest but I can talk about it, I know facts about Mount Everest.
PB : Now you鈥檙e deviating. What鈥檚 Mount Everest got to do with it?
NP : But I鈥檓 the chairman, I鈥檓 allowed to repeat and hesitate and deviate. I relish my deviant status.
PB : You鈥檙e in cahoots with him! 鈥� Infamy, infamy, they鈥檝e all got it infamy!
NP : Be that as it may, the subject is back with Manny and there are only three seconds left starting now.
Manny : I fully intend to read this wonderful volume at the earliest 鈥�
WHISTLE
NP : And the sound of the whistle beautifully blown by our producer Samantha indicates the end of that 鈥� strenuous 鈥� round. Manny gets a point for speaking as the whistle went, and I can now reveal that the situation is that he is our joint leader with Ian, Bird Brian is next, and Paul Bryant yet to score. So we begin Round Two and the subject is Why I Am So Grumpy and Paul, you can begin with that, starting now.
by

I would like to dedicate the following old review to a much missed GR friend, Bird Brian, who appears as a character in my review. He provided us with many hours of free entertainment with his great rants against every possible aspect of capitalism and the American government. But 50% of him left when Amazon bought GR, and the rest of him disappeared when the censorship controversy splurged all over our heads. And now he is not here to excoriate all the bad people and discover all the conspiracies.
****
NICHOLAS PARSONS: Welcome to "Just A Minute!"

THEME MUSIC
NP: Thank you, thank you, hello, my name is Nicholas Parsons. And as the Minute Waltz fades away once more it is my pleasure to welcome our many listeners, not only in this country but throughout the world. But also to welcome to the show this week four highly talented and individual players of this game. And once again they're going to show their invention, their verbal dexterity and their creative ingenuity as they speak on a subject that I give them for one minute, and they try and do that without hesitation, repetition or deviation. And this week our four contestants are Manny Rayner, Bird Brian, Paul Bryant and Ian Graye. Please welcome all four of them! (Applause). And we start this week with Manny Rayner 鈥� Manny, the subject is Tristram Shandy. Tell us something about that Manny, without hesitation, repetition or deviation starting now.

MANNY : This is a novel written between 1759 and 1765 鈥�
BUZZZ!
NP : And Bird Brian has challenged. What is your challenge?

BB : Repetition of 鈥渟eventeen鈥�.
MR : But that鈥檚 part of the designation of the year鈥� 1953, 1954鈥�
NP : A harsh challenge but I鈥檓 going to have to agree with Brian 鈥� so BB you have a point and you have the subject of Tristram Shandy and there are 56 seconds left.
BB : Ironically, given that Tristram Shandy is the epitome of deviation and digression, we here are supposed to discuss it without ourselves digressing 鈥� if I remember rightly it has been filmed as A Cock and Bull Story which was directed by Michael Winterbottom who also did Welcome to Sarajevo 鈥�
BUZZ!
NP : And Paul Bryant has challenged.

PB : Well, it was all getting so terribly dull I thought I鈥檇 press this buzzer just to wake us up again.
NP : But what is your challenge? Dullness is allowed in this panel game.
PB : Well鈥� he deviated by going on about Sarajevo. I could see he was just trying to drag politics into it again.
NP : Well no, he only mentioned one other film, I don鈥檛 think that was really deviating from the subject. So Brian you have a point for an incorrect challenge and you continue with Tristram Shandy with 22 seconds left.
BB : Er 鈥�
BUZZ!
Ian Graye : Hesitation.

NP : Oh definitely. You have to keep going in this game, loquacity is the thing. So Ian you have 21 seconds left with Tristram Shandy.
IG : This has got to be one of the most brilliant, funniest and 鈥�
Buzz!
NP : Er 鈥� who challenged there? Manny?
MR : Deviation. I can鈥檛 understand his accent.
NP: What?
MR : He could be talking about anything , how would we know.
NP : Well, er, he does have an Australian accent, of course, but I thought he was perfectly comprehensible鈥� let鈥檚 ask the audience. Audience 鈥� can you understand Ian Graye?
Audience : Mooo!
PB : It鈥檚 hopeless asking that lot, they鈥檙e just a lot of sheep.
Audience : Moo! Mooo!

NP : So Ian that was a wrong challenge, you have a point and the subject is back with you, 19 seconds left for Tristram Shandy.
Ian : Here is a novel that parodies many of the cliches of later novelists before they became 鈥�
Buzz!
PB : Repetition.
NP : Repetition?
PB : Yes, repetition of 鈥渘ovel鈥�.
Ian : No, I said 鈥渘ovel鈥� and novelist鈥� 鈥� two different words, like 鈥渨ood鈥� and 鈥渢ree鈥�, or is your dictionary different to mine?
NP : Yes, he did you know.
BB : Quite so.
NP : So, another point for another wrong challenge and you have the subject back, Ian, 13 seconds starting now.
IG : When I was 鈥�
Buzz!
MR : Deviation 鈥� he鈥檚 talking about himself now, not Tristram Shandy.
NP : A very clever challenge! So you get a point for that and the subject back with you, 11 seconds for Tristram Shandy.
MR : The full title is The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, which gives Lawrence Sterne ample leeway to throw a in lot of rabbiting about anything. I haven鈥檛 actually read this book 鈥�
Buzz!
NP : And Paul Bryant has challenged.

PB : Deviation 鈥� if he hasn鈥檛 read it he can鈥檛 say anything about it and ought to leave it to those of us who have.
NP : Well that鈥檚 er frankly ridiculous, I haven鈥檛 climbed Mount Everest but I can talk about it, I know facts about Mount Everest.
PB : Now you鈥檙e deviating. What鈥檚 Mount Everest got to do with it?
NP : But I鈥檓 the chairman, I鈥檓 allowed to repeat and hesitate and deviate. I relish my deviant status.
PB : You鈥檙e in cahoots with him! 鈥� Infamy, infamy, they鈥檝e all got it infamy!
NP : Be that as it may, the subject is back with Manny and there are only three seconds left starting now.
Manny : I fully intend to read this wonderful volume at the earliest 鈥�
WHISTLE
NP : And the sound of the whistle beautifully blown by our producer Samantha indicates the end of that 鈥� strenuous 鈥� round. Manny gets a point for speaking as the whistle went, and I can now reveal that the situation is that he is our joint leader with Ian, Bird Brian is next, and Paul Bryant yet to score. So we begin Round Two and the subject is Why I Am So Grumpy and Paul, you can begin with that, starting now.
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On a personal note my old friend Patrick is the curator of Shandy Hall near York where Sterne lived:

That is so interesting that your friend curates that place though. I'd /love/ a job like that. I am jealous of him. It looks like such a charming little place, by the picture, so he seems to take good care of it!


... so as you can imagine, it often takes awhile for the story to get anywhere.


But what I am here to say is about War & Peace. I differ from Kelly on point that 2 pages of story followed by 15 pages of Tolstoy's thoughts/description but it happens such that 15 pages of Tolstoy's thoughts/description is followed by 2 pages of story. Tolstoy's thought are something like, they hold you by leg and say "I won't allow you to go further", but these (great)thoughts added to a great story give birth to a beautiful monstrosity called, W&P. I have read very few books but I have never come across philoshopy such as Tolstoy's. Its worth 1500 pages and all the time (1 or 2 months, in my case 6 months) it takes. You will face no challege in reading it, except it demands some commitment, attention and your precious time like a girl.





Can I please please get a retrospective point, so that we can break the deadlock with Manny?

You still have all the other upcoming rounds in which to beat Manny. The show lasts for half an hour. Onward to round two...!


Moo, I say, moo!
I'm going to start spamming you with puns if you do more of that 'show'.
Re War and Peace. It is true that there's an inordinate amount of waffling and about a billion characters (how do you think he got the tome so thick?) ..but what i appreciate about it, is that it pushes a progression of opinions. Pierre, who seems to be the main protagonist, examines the meaning of life, and seems to think he has found it various times, only to be met with yet another progression.
Of course, Tolstoy himself, as an old man wandered away from home and collapsed at a train station, alone in the cold, to die a short while later from pneumonia.
Anyway, come to think of it, I don't think you'll enjoy his thoughts, Paul. Too mystical at the end for you, most certainly.

The real problem with long books is that I get impatient to write a review of them way way way before I've finished them. Long books = less reviewing fun.

I agree, but strangely I never had this problem before joining GR.

Why doesn't he cut to the chase and just give us the last meaning of life?


Yes, it does seem that way, but I think Pierre (and a few other characters, who also reflect on the meaning of life, especially count... err.. ok, I forgot the name :P) reflects Tolstoy's own personal searching.
I think he (Tolstoy) kept searching, and I'm not sure if he found it before he died.
Hoever, there is a reflection on the importance of living in the moment that I really appreciated in W & P.
Moo.




haha..OR may be you're just a shave away from looking like those hunks.
But I immensely enjoyed this review. It's hilarious!

Tolstoy's book is 300 pages of novel scattered across 1300 pages of print. It is interesting, but there is too much descriptive prose and not enough action and interaction.

I think you may have been reading Rumpelstiltskin...
Paul, who does your hair? And how does she manage to give you the Brad Pitt look AND the Johnny Depp look with a single coiff? And does she charge double for the two looks?

I think you may have been reading Rumpelstiltskin...
Paul, who does your hair? And how does she manage to give you the Brad Pitt look AND the Johnny Depp look with a single coiff? And does she charge double for the two looks?
Maybe SM1 was having the Winkle van Rip experience.
Probably the Brad/Johnny look means that your deppitt, er, debit card will be maxed out. You can't look that good without coiffing up the dough.

Merde!! Well, right then, Rip van Winkleskin or Rumpelvan or whatever, she still fell asleep at the switch, so... ah, merde...

Richard, does your head of hair leave your coiff fewer options?

Richard, does your head of hair le..."
Ian, if you insist on such a bald statement of fact, you will make what little hair I have left turn graye.


