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Granted, but you're turned into a fly.

I wish it was summer.

granted, but it's six AM on Monday.

I wish that it wasn't raining.

Granted, but there's a drought, and you have no water

I wish I didn't have to go to school

Granted, but you're in child labor in Africa

I wish it was saturday again.

Granted, but it bites you in the hand and it gets infected

I wish i could eat everything and never gain weight

Granted, but you become emaciated.

I wish the day was longer

Granted, but now the blister is on your foot

I wish I could get a new cell phone

Granted. You don't, but everyone else does and you don't graduate.

I wish it would stop raining already!

Granted: but it would only be sunny for a day, then back to rain!

I wish I cold have my own library

granted: but you'll never have a new obsession

I wish I could have a panda

Granted: but it would be an invisible color. You look bald.

I wish I could go to Canada

granted, but you can't shut your eyes

I wish I could be in my favorite book series

Granted, But the author decides to make an extra book and kills you.

I wish I had a bigger house

Granted, but it's so big you'll never find your way out

I wish I could be an amazing singer

granted: but u wont be famous


i wish i could be on pointe for ballet

Granted, but your toes break on your first try.

I wish I could stay in Italy for longer than two weeks.

Granted. You will never go home again.

I wish I had a cat

(24/7 LOL XD)

You will be, though You will suffer the effects of steroid. Yes, you'll have LOTS of beard ^^

I wish I didn't had homework!

(LOL, I asked for that one too ^^)

Granted. It will never rain again, maybe it will but, only once a year. You live in the desert. And something will eat you. Probably ^^

I wish I had an million dollars

xD

(I am not laughing at anyone O.O)

Granted. But Charlotte will wish you -Haley- will leave the game :O

I wish Trevor would stop saying I laugh at people >.<

Granted. They wont. but the rest of your body will.

I wish to have and idea for what to wish for... hmm

We both wished :O!!!


Shadowhunter.... hmmm

Granted. But you'll never know you are o.O

Copy-Paste

I wish to have and idea for what to wish for... hmm

Grated, but you'll have to write it by hand. Or typewrite O_O

I wish my 9am start wouldn't go wasted because I have to get up at 6am for an exam tomorrow.

Granted, but at least you don't work that day.

I wish I didn't live in Switzerland.

Granted, but your parents still do so you have to go back and visit every weekend.

I wish I knew how to speak Italian.

Granted, but then it becomes a dead language.

I wish I had a cat

Granted, but then a coyote attacks it leaving it with one leg.

I wish I could do ju-jitsu.

Granted, but you would have scratches all over your arms.

I wish I was a writer!

Granted, but then you would be constantly having hand cramps.

I wish I could travel in time.

Granted, but your age changes with it.

I wish that school would end already!

Granted, but then you get into a freak accident and go into a coma until the summer holidays end and end up having to go to school on the first day you wake up.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can't block them out either and go insane.

I wish that I could have a horse.

Granted, but then while you're riding it, it gets spooked, throws you off and shape-shifts into a gecko.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but you stop with it. and you can never un-stop it. yup. you get stuck in time. Doing nothing.

I wish my vacations would last longer

Granted, but you get sick and spend the rest of your time on the toilet.

I wish I could travel with with Doctor in the Tardis.

Granted but the plan will crash!
I wish I could live forever!

Granted! but then the world ends and you just stay in space forever, doing nothing. Floating. And then Aliens take you ^^

I wish I had an Ipad :D

Granted, but then you drop it and it breaks.

I wish I was British.

Granted, but you become stuck in the time period and can't ever return to your own.

I wish my annoying neighbors would stop playing their music so loud on a daily basis.

Granted! but you can't hear the music because now you're deaf :/

I wish I'd gotten the opportunity to go to a Michael Jackson Concert :(((((

At this moment I'd take the deafness, lol.

Granted, but it's the worst show you've ever been to.

I wish I could find a job closer to where I live.

Granted, but they pay you 1 dollar a month

I wish my Kindle hadn't died :(

Granted. But somebody steals it.

I wish I had more followers on my blog.

Granted, but you get mean comments. :(

I wish my air conditioning worked.

Granted, but now your house is covered in ice

I wish I had more money

Granted. But someone kills you and takes all of it.

I wish I would stop falling asleep at work.

Granted, but you never get a raise.

I wish there was no such thing as traffic.