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“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”
― Grave Peril
― Grave Peril
“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.”
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
“Human nature. I don’t like human nature, but I do like human beings.”
― In This Our Life
― In This Our Life
“I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.”
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“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.”
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
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