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Janie
is 30% done
She stole my gun and ran back to where she was being held captive with the intention of shooting her captor? She was one crazy bitch. It was awesome.
Love it lol.
— Aug 19, 2017 04:38AM
Love it lol.
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Janie
is 87% done
I didn’t want a knight in shining armor. Knights with shining armor were posers. Everyone knew that the really good knights were the ones whose armor bore chinks and scratches from a battle they were strong enough to survive.
— Aug 20, 2017 12:35PM
Janie
is 37% done
“You know how to shoot a gun?� “Nope.� I passed it back to her. “Safety’s off. Point it and then pull the trigger.� “What if I shoot myself?� “Don’t.� “Thanks for the lesson.� “Anytime, babe.�
LMAO!!
— Aug 19, 2017 05:36AM
LMAO!!
