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Vanessa
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Villains really do like to monologue don't they.
— Aug 30, 2017 04:18PM
Vanessa
is on page 452 of 640
You missed it cause you were too focused on banging the wife of a man who has been nothing but kind of you.
— Aug 30, 2017 03:55PM
Vanessa
is on page 484 of 640
Dear authors: Those "the protagonist somehow doesn't know a thing that literally everyone and their hamster knows" moments are not clever ways to reveal something to the audience. They're simply dumb.
— Aug 30, 2017 03:28PM
Vanessa
is on page 475 of 640
Dude. Don't you dare. He is one of like three people who were ever nice to you.
— Aug 30, 2017 03:16PM
Vanessa
is on page 453 of 640
Dude, she's not all that good at getting to tell you her secrets... you just have always been a bit dumb.
— Aug 30, 2017 02:47PM
Vanessa
is on page 442 of 640
Ugh, please don't fall in love with the potential murderer.
— Aug 30, 2017 02:37PM
Vanessa
is on page 429 of 640
Gruesome murders? Fine. I can deal with that. But animal cruelty? NO. Just don't. I don't need descriptions. D: *goes to hug my cats*
— Aug 30, 2017 02:21PM
