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[T]hey libereated young dwarfs and young satyrs from being sent to school

WAT. Is Narnia anti-education???

"Daughter of Eve," said Aslan in a graver voice, "others are also at the point of death. Must MORE people die for Edmund?"

Wow, way to lay on the guilt trip thick, Ass-lan.

Aslan's #squad can beat Taylor Swift's #squad any day of the week

Whoa, Santa is a sexist-ass motherfucker.

"Battles are ugly when women fight"? No, battles are ugly, period.

P.S. That doesn't explain why you gave Lucy a bottle of healing potion and Susan some Katniss arrows and a glorified rape whistle, while Peter gets a goddamn sword and shield.

"But in general, take my advice, when you meet anything that's going to be human and isn't yet, or used to be human once and isn't now, or ought to be human and isn't, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet."

This reminds me of that quote by Mr. Weasley in Harry Potter: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain�

Wow, Edmund, that lie was almost worthy of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Edmund is such a shit in this book. I forgot what a shit he was in the beginning.

Did anyone else desperately want to try Turkish Delight after reading this book only to be crushed to find out that it was basically fruit-flavored gelatin?