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Music rolled from the speakers in the ceiling, loud and insistent. A heavy beat, a tinny snare drum, a corny synthesizer, and a raspy voice. It was Rob Zombie's 'Living Dead Girl,' and as I stared in disbelief, the varying motions of the clean-limbed and scantily clad female vamps shifted to the rhythmic, simultaneous movements of a choreographed dance . . .
Oh-my-God. The vampires were line dancing.
!!!
— May 22, 2014 02:35PM
Oh-my-God. The vampires were line dancing.
!!!
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Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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"I am tired of your crap!" I exclaimed. "Nobody tries to put a black charm on me, and nobody traps me in a boat with a bomb. Nobody! You hear me? Who in hell do you think you are, coming into my city and trying to take over?" Rolling him over, I snatched. David's paper from behind his coat. "And this isn't yours!" I said, holding it high like a trophy.
I love it when Rachel loses her mind. "Nobody!" LOL.
— May 24, 2014 05:52AM
I love it when Rachel loses her mind. "Nobody!" LOL.
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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The warm water I was sitting in was nice. I had been in it long enough to prune twice, but I didn't care. Ellasbeth's sunken tub was fab. I sighed, leaning my head back and staring at the ten-foot ceilings framed by the potted orchids lining the bathtub. Maybe there was something to this drug lord business if you got to have a tub like this.
LOL.
— May 24, 2014 05:37AM
LOL.
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But even as I thought we made the perfect couple, I realized that though we were together, each of us was alone . . . We were simply standing next to each other looking good.
The ACHE. Gah! Rachel and Trent KILL me.
— May 24, 2014 04:23AM
The ACHE. Gah! Rachel and Trent KILL me.
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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Affronted, I huffed at him. "Go suck on a dandelion, Jon."
Yeah, Jon. Go suck on a dandelion.
— May 24, 2014 04:20AM
Yeah, Jon. Go suck on a dandelion.
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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God, this was depressing. I had to find a way to apologize to Jenks. Maybe if I sent him a clown-delivered telegram. Maybe if I was the clown.
— May 24, 2014 04:19AM
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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"Rachel, honey," he said. "You been bitten by a Were?"
A sigh came from me. "Nope. Never you and never Ivy. No one bites me but mosquitoes, and I squish them. Little bastards."
Stoned Rachel is stoned, LOL.
— May 23, 2014 02:19PM
A sigh came from me. "Nope. Never you and never Ivy. No one bites me but mosquitoes, and I squish them. Little bastards."
Stoned Rachel is stoned, LOL.
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"You have money," I said. "Anyone can show a girl a good time with enough money . . . "
"Nick was a cheap ass, huh," Kisten offered, trying to hide his ire.
"Watch you mouth," I shot back.
"Yes, Ms. Morgan."
*flails*
The sultry submissiveness in his voice yanked my thoughts back to the elevator.
Hot DAMN. I'll be Ms. Morgan!
— May 22, 2014 01:02PM
"Nick was a cheap ass, huh," Kisten offered, trying to hide his ire.
"Watch you mouth," I shot back.
"Yes, Ms. Morgan."
*flails*
The sultry submissiveness in his voice yanked my thoughts back to the elevator.
Hot DAMN. I'll be Ms. Morgan!
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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He sniffed. "I thought Jax would be the first one to leave to start his own garden."
My breath slipped from me in understanding. "I'm sorry, Jenks. She'll be fine."
"I know, I know." His wings shifted into motion, sending the scent of fallen leaves over me. "One less pixy in the church," he said softly. "It's a good thing. But no one told me it was going to hurt."
JENKS! *sobs*
— May 22, 2014 09:19AM
My breath slipped from me in understanding. "I'm sorry, Jenks. She'll be fine."
"I know, I know." His wings shifted into motion, sending the scent of fallen leaves over me. "One less pixy in the church," he said softly. "It's a good thing. But no one told me it was going to hurt."
JENKS! *sobs*
Jessica � � Silverbow � �
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"Damn it!" Jenks swore, frustrated. "What the hell are you, woman?"
"Jenks!" I shouted in alarm as Ceri's hand flashed out, snagging him . . .
"I'm Ceri," she said, her thin lips tight as Jenks hovered, snared. "And even my demon captor had enough respect that he didn't curse at me, little warrior."
You tell him, Ceri!
— May 22, 2014 08:16AM
"Jenks!" I shouted in alarm as Ceri's hand flashed out, snagging him . . .
"I'm Ceri," she said, her thin lips tight as Jenks hovered, snared. "And even my demon captor had enough respect that he didn't curse at me, little warrior."
You tell him, Ceri!
