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“What was your job again?� said Lezek, talking to a black-robed skeleton without showing even a flicker of surprise. I USHER SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD, Said Death. “Ah,� said Lezek, “of course, sorry, should have guessed from the clothes. Very necessary work, very steady. Established business?� I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR SOME TIME, YES, said Death. �
— Jan 17, 2016 12:24PM
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“And all the queens were tall and pale and wore them balaclava helmet things—� “Wimples?� said Mort. “Yeah, them, and the princesses were beautiful as the day is long and so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses—� “What?� Albert hesitated. “Something like that, anyway,� he conceded.
— Jan 18, 2016 09:38AM
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TAKE THESE THINGS, NOW, said Death, fingering a passing canape. I MEAN, MUSHROOMS YES, CHICKEN YES, CREAM YES, I’VE NOTHING AGAINST ANY OF THEM, BUT WHY IN THE NAME OF SANITY MINCE THEM ALL UP AND PUT THEM IN LITTLE PASTRY CASES? “Pardon?� said Mort. THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES.
— Jan 18, 2016 07:58AM
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“It’s beautiful,� said Mort softly. “What is it?� THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. “Is it like this every night?� EVERY NIGHT, said Death. NATURE’S LIKE THAT. “Doesn’t anyone know?� ME. YOU. THE GODS. GOOD, IS IT? “Gosh!� Death leaned over the saddle and looked down at the kingdoms of the world. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.
— Jan 17, 2016 12:36PM
