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Not Alaric being challenged to a duel by someone who (rightfully) called him an evil genocidal bastard and Talasyn saying “no🥺 you can’t hurt my genocidal husband because he defended from my mean grandma once and—and we ate pudding together!!😣��

GIRL STAND UP! STOP THIS MADNESS!

Wow😍😍 she feels safe around the son and heir of a brutal dictator of the empire that is currently forcing her people to heel because he doesn’t yell when he gets mad🥺😍✨✨

This is peak enemies to lovers??????? Really??????????😐

Sorry?? Every thousand years the islands magical death magic portal just nukes the world?????????????? And people still live on this fuck ass island??? And the nuke gets bigger every time???

That’s so unbelievably stupid oh my god??? “Yeah every a thousand years or so we get fucking thanos snapped but we’ve figured out how to hide and rebuild so it’s fine�� HUH???🤠

They’re getting married now�� for some reason. This is so aggressively giving fanfiction😭😭 all the character just change their mind on a dime to accommodate a nonsense plot?? Why is the horrible dictator that committed GENOCIDE suddenly being like “omg u guys ✨should�� get married🥺 you could like woo her and make her fall in love and then we’ll be all powerful”☺️✨
Be so fucking real😭

Oh my god she really just summarized the ending of an entire war????? 🧍🏻‍♀��

Thea Guanzon the writer that you are (derogatory)😀

Omg??!!🤯 she’s the long lost princess of the super special, mega mysterious, mystically magically, ultra rich, beautifully perfect land???!!!! Who ever could have guessed?!!! I’m so mind blown🤯🤯 wow😀 these plot twists just keep getting crazier🤠!!!


this is such a fucking stupid book I’m going to crawl into my wall and eat all the fucking insulation ☺️💫��

The humor in this book is so omg-millennial-adorkable-aren’t-I-so-quirky and altogether juvenile ???

“When Talasyn regained consciousness, her first thought was that she really ought to consult a healer as soon as possible. Getting knocked out twice in the span of two sennights could not be good for anyone’s head.�� 😜

Brother euggghh??? 🤮🤮 this shit is not funny and it’s not cute

Has this author ever heard real people speak ever??? The dialogue in this book is so bad😐

I don’t even have a joke it’s just embarrassing to me that this was published.

Asking for a friend: Is it possible to sprain your eyes by aggressively rolling them every time this book has a cringy line??🧍🏻‍♀��

WE ARE ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS DEEP WHY DOES SHE ALREADY WANT TO FUCK THE WAR CRIMINAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIRL😭😭

Womp womp her best friend’s husband died which might have been sad if I knew anything about him so I could have cared about him but I didn’t <3

RIP Sol you won’t be missed and I doubt I’ll remember you in like two chapters lol