ageless’s Reviews > The Hurricane Wars > Status Update
ageless
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They’re getting married now� for some reason. This is so aggressively giving fanfiction😭😭 all the character just change their mind on a dime to accommodate a nonsense plot?? Why is the horrible dictator that committed GENOCIDE suddenly being like “omg u guys ✨should� get married🥺 you could like woo her and make her fall in love and then we’ll be all powerful”☺️✨
Be so fucking real😭
— Jun 11, 2024 02:02AM
Be so fucking real😭
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ageless
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Not Alaric being challenged to a duel by someone who (rightfully) called him an evil genocidal bastard and Talasyn saying “no🥺 you can’t hurt my genocidal husband because he defended from my mean grandma once and—and we ate pudding together!!😣�
GIRL STAND UP! STOP THIS MADNESS!
— Nov 27, 2024 02:37AM
GIRL STAND UP! STOP THIS MADNESS!
ageless
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Wow😍😍 she feels safe around the son and heir of a brutal dictator of the empire that is currently forcing her people to heel because he doesn’t yell when he gets mad🥺😍✨✨
This is peak enemies to lovers??????? Really??????????😐
— Jun 11, 2024 04:18AM
This is peak enemies to lovers??????? Really??????????😐
ageless
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Sorry?? Every thousand years the islands magical death magic portal just nukes the world?????????????? And people still live on this fuck ass island??? And the nuke gets bigger every time???
That’s so unbelievably stupid oh my god??? “Yeah every a thousand years or so we get fucking thanos snapped but we’ve figured out how to hide and rebuild so it’s fine� HUH???🤠
— Jun 11, 2024 03:24AM
That’s so unbelievably stupid oh my god??? “Yeah every a thousand years or so we get fucking thanos snapped but we’ve figured out how to hide and rebuild so it’s fine� HUH???🤠
ageless
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Oh my god she really just summarized the ending of an entire war????? 🧍🏻♀�
Thea Guanzon the writer that you are (derogatory)😀
— Jun 09, 2024 08:59AM
Thea Guanzon the writer that you are (derogatory)😀
ageless
is 20% done
Omg??!!🤯 she’s the long lost princess of the super special, mega mysterious, mystically magically, ultra rich, beautifully perfect land???!!!! Who ever could have guessed?!!! I’m so mind blown🤯🤯 wow😀 these plot twists just keep getting crazier🤠!!!
this is such a fucking stupid book I’m going to crawl into my wall and eat all the fucking insulation ☺️💫�
— Jun 09, 2024 08:30AM
this is such a fucking stupid book I’m going to crawl into my wall and eat all the fucking insulation ☺️💫�
ageless
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The humor in this book is so omg-millennial-adorkable-aren’t-I-so-quirky and altogether juvenile ???
“When Talasyn regained consciousness, her first thought was that she really ought to consult a healer as soon as possible. Getting knocked out twice in the span of two sennights could not be good for anyone’s head.� 😜
Brother euggghh??? 🤮🤮 this shit is not funny and it’s not cute
— Jun 09, 2024 07:49AM
“When Talasyn regained consciousness, her first thought was that she really ought to consult a healer as soon as possible. Getting knocked out twice in the span of two sennights could not be good for anyone’s head.� 😜
Brother euggghh??? 🤮🤮 this shit is not funny and it’s not cute
ageless
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Has this author ever heard real people speak ever??? The dialogue in this book is so bad😐
I don’t even have a joke it’s just embarrassing to me that this was published.
Asking for a friend: Is it possible to sprain your eyes by aggressively rolling them every time this book has a cringy line??🧍🏻♀�
— Jun 09, 2024 07:24AM
I don’t even have a joke it’s just embarrassing to me that this was published.
Asking for a friend: Is it possible to sprain your eyes by aggressively rolling them every time this book has a cringy line??🧍🏻♀�
ageless
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WE ARE ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS DEEP WHY DOES SHE ALREADY WANT TO FUCK THE WAR CRIMINAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIRL😭😭
— Jun 09, 2024 06:28AM
ageless
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Womp womp her best friend’s husband died which might have been sad if I knew anything about him so I could have cared about him but I didn’t <3
RIP Sol you won’t be missed and I doubt I’ll remember you in like two chapters lol
— Jun 09, 2024 06:06AM
RIP Sol you won’t be missed and I doubt I’ll remember you in like two chapters lol
ageless
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Lol the way the author has told us nothing about the character’s personality but made sure we know she has always felt such a strong connection to this magical mystical mysterious super special land😍�
Can we please go back to actually establishing a character before just dropping dumb shit on the reader and expecting them to care??
— Jun 09, 2024 05:26AM
Can we please go back to actually establishing a character before just dropping dumb shit on the reader and expecting them to care??
