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Move over Riley Sager! I hate a new author!!

“But if you can’t get rid of it, that means it’s always present. And if it’s always here, then why not give me an hour? One hour to hear me out.�

But there’s only 45 minutes left in the audiobook!!!!

I cannot believe that fucking ghostbusters man legit left (after seeing the Other Mommy) all giddy because, and I quote, “I finally saw a real ghost� girl fuck you 😂😭

Where did this diet ghostbusters motherfucker even come from!? Craigslist??? Yellowpages???

ALARMS??? SECURITY CREW??? IT’S A GHOST YOU MORONS

Did she just piss on the ghost

If my kid was getting haunted I would simply not get this plastered???? These are the stupidest parents the only reason I’m not DNFing is because I really wanna know WHY this kid is haunted and if Malerman doesn’t land that I’m absolutely blasting this to space.

“It’s taken a Shine to her�

Stephen King’s lawyers need to get on Malerman’s ass STAT

This book is losing me