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“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance”
― Munia Khan

“Her mother, an unshapely, chubby-cheeked creature from the rural gentry of Styria, permanently lost her hair at the age of forty after being treated for influenza by her husband, and prematurely withdrew from society. She and her husband were able to live in the Gentzgasse thanks to her mother's fortune, which derived from the family estates in Styria and then devolved upon her. She provided for everything, since her husband earned nothing as a doctor. He was a socialite, what is known as a beau, who went to all the big Viennese balls during the carnival season and throughout his life was able to conceal his stupidity behind a pleasingly slim exterior. Throughout her life Auersberger's mother-in-law had a raw deal from her husband, but was content to accept her modest social station, not that of a member of the nobility, but one that was thoroughly petit bourgeois. Her son-in-law, as I suddenly recalled, sitting in the wing chair, made a point of hiding her wig from time to time--whenever the mood took him--both in the Gentzgasse and at the Maria Zaal in Styria, so that the poor woman was unable to leave the house. It used to amuse him, after he had hidden her wig, to drive his mother-in-law up the wall, as they say. Even when he was going on forty he used to hide her wigs--by that time she has provided herself with several--which was a symptom of his sickness and infantility. I often witnessed this game of hide-and-seek at Maria Zaal and in the Gentzgasse, and I honestly have to say that I was amused by it and did not feel in the least bit ashamed of myself. His mother-in-law would be forced to stay at home because her son-in-law had hidden her wigs, and this was especially likely to happen on public holidays. In the end he would throw the wig in her face. He needed his mother-in-law's humiliation, I reflected, sitting in the wing chair and observing him in the background of the music room, just as he needed the triumph that this diabolical behavior brought him.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Woodcutters

“Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

“A few locks of dry white hair clung to his scalp, like wild flowers fighting for life on a bare rock.”
― Raymond Chandler, The Big Sleep

“This was the foreman鈥攁 boiler-maker by trade鈥攁 good worker. He was a lank, bony, yellow-faced man, with big intense eyes. His aspect was worried, and his head was as bald as the palm of my hand; but his hair in falling seemed to have stuck to his chin, and had prospered in the new locality, for his beard hung down to his waist.”
― Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness

“And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of my head, where never hair has been almost within the memory of man.”
― P G Wodehouse

“...it occurred to me that maybe Samson's hair wasn't the source of his strength; maybe it was the symbol of his strength. And maybe when Delilah cut off his hair, he didn't lose his power because he lost his hair; he just woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, and suddenly for the life of him couldn't remember who he was.”
― Sarah Thebarge

“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”
― Don Herold

“Why I Like Being Baldy

鈥� Never have to pay for a haircut
鈥� No need for styling
鈥� The birds love it
鈥� You can get together with a fellow baldy and pretend to be a pair of tits
鈥� You can pretend to be Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Galaxy, with more conviction than people with hair
鈥� It makes you look hard
鈥� Richard O鈥橞rien
鈥� You can draw a line down the middle of your head and pretend to be a cock
鈥� A hat will always fit
鈥� No dickies
鈥� Save money on Shampoo
鈥� Time saver should you wish to become ordained into an order of Buddhist monks

Why I Don鈥檛 Like Being Baldy

鈥� Can never make a balloon static to entertain a child
鈥� Might get mistaken for Ross Kemp
鈥� Lack of hair”
― Steven LaVey, Shorts

“Mu拧karci, za razliku od 啪ena sve svoje mane znaju vrlo dobro pretvoriti u prednosti, kao 拧to je primjerice 膰elavost, pa u tom slu膷aju tzv. nulericu proglase modnim trendom koji iz mode ne izlazi.”
― Stanka Gjuri膰, Otpovijed 2

“Man darf nur von "M盲nnern mit zur眉ckgehendem Haaransatz" sprechen. "Glatze" ist diskriminierend. Ich hab mir mal einen Witz erlaubt und "follikul盲r gehandicapte Herren" vorgeschlagen und, Mann, sind die vielleicht ausgerastet!”
― Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

“The one, who teaches new hairstyles to others is the one who is bald, the mission impossible”
― J. Ruby

“I'm not one for partings and I've nothing to hide. You can see immediately I've no head lice, and if I did they wouldn't stay around as they would be homeless.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“You know, Aerosmith will be the thing that kills off your music. Not them directly, mind you. What they represent. Bands are going to sell out. Whatever you think is rebellious now will be used to sell you laxatives in a decade. You'll all get old and conservative. Your Saint Cobain put it well: 'Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old.' It's all about money. You'll get that. You think you are edgy now, but I've seen people like you start to lose their hair and then lose their minds.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Road to Vent Haven

“23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. 鈥淕et out of here, baldy!鈥� they said. 鈥淕et out of here, baldy!鈥� 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.”
― Anonymous

“A bald spot also needs to be combed.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov