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“He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.”
― Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo

“Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.”
― Helen Varney

“A professional who doesn't deliver as committed is not just lazy, he is a liar.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“If you are not going to divorce the status quo, you will give birth to mediocrity.”
― Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Frontpage: Leadership Insights from 21 Martin Luther King Jr. Thoughts

“Every time we mention Gender Equality, merit is usually thrown out of the window. Your ability to deliver is not determined by what is in between the legs but by what is in between your ears.”
― DON SANTO

“It鈥檚 hard to hold a conversation with people when you鈥檙e not seeing them.”
― Dale Ludwig and Greg Owen-Boger

“Perfection does not mean errorless . Real perfection starts with real intention and ends with delivery, all driven by seeking knowledge, trial & error and investing emotions. Whatever delivered after that is perfect .”
― Sameh Elsayed

“Isn鈥檛 it wonderful to give birth to your own kind?”
― Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!

“There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.”
― Charles Stross, The Atrocity Archives

“Seamus shuddered in horror, before he pulled himself together. Determined, he reached between my thighs and shoved hard. Pain, like the fire of a thousand suns, burned through my belly. I tried to squirm away from his hands, using mine to push him away.”
― A.B. Shepherd, Lifeboat

“Talkatives complain, cry, shout, brag, and are more hysterical about their lives than something else; don鈥檛 be a part of that tragedy! Perhaps it's been a while now that you have been complaining, crying and shouting about your "labour pains". It's time to show us your baby!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“If that was a proposal, you really need to work on your delivery.”
― Michelle Celmer, Best Man's Conquest

“We all knew where the goop originated and could have defended ourselves, but the origin of the fusillade doubled as the center of the action. Once the baby鈥檚 scalp protruded, we all hunkered down and braced ourselves.”
― David Z. Hirsch, Didn't Get Frazzled: humorous medical fiction

“I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“The task of the cervix is to stay closed, to make an impenetrable wall protecting the fetus, for approximately forty weeks of a pregnancy. After that, by means of labor, the wall must somehow become an opening. This happens through dilation, which is not a shattering, but an extreme thinning.”
― Maggie Nelson, The Argonauts

“This sounded good 鈥� I like physical experiences that involve surrender. I didn鈥檛 know, however, very much about experiences that demand surrender 鈥� that run over you like a truck, with no safe word to stop it. I was ready to scream, but labor turned out to be the quietest experience of my life.”
― Maggie Nelson, The Argonauts

“Ordering online was all about ticking boxes. Species. Color. Size. Number. Grade of quality. Degree of openness. But there was something miraculous about seeing the flowers she'd imagined brought to life. Roses from Columbia. Chrysanthemums from Ecuador. Orchids from Thailand. Anemones and agapanthus from Spain. Stargazers and parrot tulips from the vast Dutch flower fields.”
― Ella Griffin, The Flower Arrangement

“A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“When preparing a presentation, it鈥檚 never a good idea to begin with a rule. If you do, you鈥檙e focusing on the appearance of good delivery and not the effect of it.”
― Dale Ludwig and Greg Owen-Boger

“Oh-" I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. "I need to get a tux too."
"GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-"
"I'd love that. Making babies... that is...”
― Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

“So I am perfectly free to buy any goods that are legally sold throughout Europe, provided that they can be delivered, even though they are not legal in Italy, even because in Italy only stupidity is legal.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it鈥檚 a Saturday, in which case you鈥檒l have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.”
― Will Advise

“Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“As she piped rosettes, docked a sheet of dough, or doused a tart with sanding sugar, another world occurred on the doorstep. Now Avis answers the door herself and leads surprised delivery people into the front entrance, across the living room, and through the heavy swinging door to her kitchen. She almost enjoys the contact with the outside world. On Monday, there is a Colombian man who delivers free-range eggs and unpasteurized milk that glows like satin. Tuesdays, a woman from Lima bring special concoctions of candied lilacs and fruit peels and 'gelees,' and later a young boy comes with a box filled with dried starfruit and bananas and fresh tea, mint and sage from his father's botanical garden in the Redlands. She asks and forgets everyone's names, but next week, she thinks, she'll ask again. Some deliveries- like those from her son's market- come every week, others- like the fig balsamic vinegar- were special-ordered to accompany a single chocolate strawberry ice cream cake.”
― Diana Abu-Jaber, Birds of Paradise

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― realflowers

“Another delivery from the spiritual world that I published as a quote.”
― Steven Magee

“Pain has a purpose. Especially in childbirth. It鈥檚 the pain that tells you how close you are to pushing, and when it鈥檚 time, you鈥檒l know because you can鈥檛 stop until the baby is out.”
― Jessica Marie Baumgartner

“But now here the notes were, in his hands, bringing his secret life bursting into the present and reminding him of how happy he'd been each time he'd unfolded one of them. It was this happiness that had first inspired him to become a postman; in quite a simple way he'd thought that by delivering mail he'd get to spend his life making other people happy.”
― Matt Cain, The Secret Life of Albert Entwistle

“Men with mortal wounds did not worry him like a woman in labor.”
― David Ball, Empires of Sand by David Ball