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“In this city [Tingis] the Libyans say that Antaeus is buried; and Sertorius had his tomb dug open, the great size of which made him disbelieve the Barbarians. But when he came upon the body and found it to be sixty cubits long, as they tell us, he was dumbfounded, and after performing a sacrifice filled up the tomb again, and joined in magnifying its traditions and honours. Now, the people of Tingis have a myth that after the death of Antaeus, his wife, Tinga, consorted with Heracles, and that Sophax was the fruit of this union, who became king of the country and named a city which he founded after his mother; also that Sophax had a son, Diodorus, to whom many of the Libyan peoples became subject, since he had a Greek army composed of the Olbians and Mycenaeans who were settled in those parts by Heracles. But this tale must be ascribed to a desire to gratify Juba, of all kings the most devoted to historical enquiry; for his ancestors are said to have been descendants of Sophax and Diodorus. [The Life of Sertorius]”
― Plutarch's Lives
― Plutarch's Lives

“And what would they find on sale? His sanity? Could be. Half-Price. Smoke and Water Damage. Everything Must Go.”
― It
― It

“There is only one way to make money: sell something. You're either selling your time or a product. The secret? Productize your time. That's freedom.”
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“Why miss a SALE at twenty dollars, when people will buy at $19.95? I've found that the opportunity to save that nickel really makes people say YES to buying a NEW duck.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“At the same distance from it is the city of Sala, situate on a river which bears the same name, a place which stands upon the very verge of the desert, and though infested by troops of elephants, is much more exposed to the attacks of the nation of the Autololes, through whose country lies the road to Mount Atlas, the most fabulous locality even in Africa.
[...] There formerly existed some Commentaries written by Hanno, a Carthaginian general, who was commanded, in the most flourishing times of the Punic state, to explore the sea-coast of Africa. The greater part of the Greek and Roman writers have followed him, and have related, among other fabulous stories, that many cities there were founded by him, of which no remembrance, nor yet the slightest vestige, now exists. [V,1]”
― Natural History, Volume I: Books 1-2
[...] There formerly existed some Commentaries written by Hanno, a Carthaginian general, who was commanded, in the most flourishing times of the Punic state, to explore the sea-coast of Africa. The greater part of the Greek and Roman writers have followed him, and have related, among other fabulous stories, that many cities there were founded by him, of which no remembrance, nor yet the slightest vestige, now exists. [V,1]”
― Natural History, Volume I: Books 1-2

“I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it鈥檚 a Saturday, in which case you鈥檒l have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.”
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“In days long past, Jarod said he鈥檇 write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I鈥檓 both offering at ten times the market value, so hurry up and buy now, before it goes down.”
― Nothing is here...
― Nothing is here...

“It is not difficult to find it everywhere in the world that love is on the sale, including the free sex.”
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“Oh, Lor' bless ou , mum,' Azazel answered quickly, 'I am laden with all sorts of gimcracks and gaudy gewgaws, fripperies, filigrees, and fooleries, not to mention frivolities, fancies, and fiddledeedees. I have all kinds of iridescent idiocies, and any number of oddities, ordinary or obsolescent, as well as a fair supply of spangled sillinesses, though I may as well warn you, they're taking those off the market, and I won't be able to get you no spare parts nor replacements, ayup, I also carry, of course, a stock of the commoner baubles and jinglements for those whose tastes lies there. Also gum for the children, those as have them.”
― The Last Unicorn: The Lost Journey
― The Last Unicorn: The Lost Journey

“After shopping the online Black Friday sales, I found that my computer was infested with junk that was making it run really slow.”
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“Sales and marketing alignment is about one shared goal: revenue that is delivered or over-delivered every quarter. There will always be tension, but that tension can be positive if there is a culture of clear expectations and communication.”
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“Sales is an outcome, not a goal. It鈥檚 a function of doing numerous things right, starting from the moment you target a potential prospect until you finalize the deal.”
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“As marketing converges with customer service and sales, marketing today is more about helping and less about hyping.”
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“If an opportunity isn't effectively qualified, the sales rep will operate under the mistaken impression that the deal is theirs to win.”
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“To build a long-term, successful enterprise, when you don't close a sale, open a relationship.”
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“We reduce the price of a product when we lack the skills, money, or patience to greatly increase the number of people who know about the product.”
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“Sell yourself, else another person will steal and sell you at a heavy cost.”
― The Event Usher鈥檚 Handbook
― The Event Usher鈥檚 Handbook

“You are maybe able to force my body to sale, for any purpose. However, you cannot win my thoughts without love and my consent.”
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“People who wait for your service to go on sale are saying they don鈥檛 value you. They like you, but they鈥檇 like you better if you were more exploitable.”
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“I just called a How's My Driving phone number. Why did someone in Branson, Missouri pick up and try to sell me a timeshare condo?”
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
― A Memoir of Memories and Memes
“Once you put yourself on the sale rack, it鈥檚 hard to go back to full price.”
― Speak: Find Your Voice, Trust Your Gut, and Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be
― Speak: Find Your Voice, Trust Your Gut, and Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be
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