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John Wilmot
“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”
― John Wilmot, The Complete Poems
tags: candle, carrot, dildo, thumb
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
tags: aids, arrogance, arrogant, bj, blow-job, church, confidence, confident, cunnilingus, dildo, dildoes, essay, essays, fake, family, family-planning, fellatio, health, hiv, hiv-aids, hiv-and-aids, humor, humour, marriage, masturbate, masturbation, onanism, orgasm, orgasms, pleasure, pretense, relationships, religion, satire, self-abuse, self-love, sex, sexuality, sexy-humor, vibrator, vibrators, wedding
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
tags: aids, bj, blow-job, church, cunnilingus, dildo, dildoes, essay, essays, fake, family, family-planning, fellatio, health, hiv, hiv-aids, hiv-and-aids, humor, humour, marriage, masturbate, masturbation, onanism, orgasm, orgasms, pleasure, pretense, relationships, religion, saire, self-abuse, self-love, self-love-quotes, sex, sex-appeal, sexuality, sexy-humor, turn-off, turn-on, ugly, vibrator, vibrators, wedding
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Aleksandar Hemon
“At worst, she kept him around so he could make her feel better when she needed it, a winning combination of a pet and a dildo.”
― Aleksandar Hemon, The Making of Zombie Wars
tags: dildo, pet
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
tags: adult-shop, brevity, dildo, masturbation, orgasm, orgasms, sex, sex-toys, sexual-pleasure, vibrators
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“In this day and age, it is hard for a saint to trust the cucumber.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover
tags: 21st-century, cucumber, cucumbers, dildo, fruit, generation-z, masturbate, masturbation, saint, saints
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Giorge Leedy
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me? Or the HAIR on my sister's ASS-”
― Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love
tags: ass, dildo, gay-romance, humor, resist
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Ian McDonald
“The dildo is long and elegant, a classic old school moon-rocket, complete with four stabilising fins at the bottom. Each fin controls a different haptic field. A silver pussy-rocket printed to the dimensions of her vagina and vulva. Not a penis. Never a penis. Ariel Corta has never allowed a penis inside her.”
― Ian McDonald, New Moon
tags: dildo
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners鈥� genitals.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
tags: adult-shop, dildo, genitals, masturbate, masturbation, pleasure, sex, sex-shop, sex-toys, vibrator
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Todd Young
“He pulled out what he thought he would find there, a dildo, though Bradley frowned, genuinely surprised. He sat back down and looked up at Pete, sure that Pete had made some kind of mistake, because it wasn鈥檛 a dildo, but a hand mixer.”
― Todd Young, Corrupted
tags: dildo, hand-mixer, kitchen-appliances, sex-toy
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