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“They leave the genitals off Barbie and Ken, but they manufacture every kind of war toy. Because sex is more threatening to us than aggression. There have been strict rules about sex since the beginning of written rules, and even before, if we can believe myth. I think that's because it's in sex that men feel most vulnerable. In war they can hype themselves up, or they have a weapon. Sex means being literally naked and exposing your feelings. And that's more terrifying to most men than the risk of dying while fighting a bear or a soldier.”
― The Women's Room
― The Women's Room

“The spotlight hadn鈥檛 dimmed as Molly aged but had changed its glow instead. It had grown more intense with each new experience, had become more personalized and distinguished. It was no longer the bland whitish light of youth, a light dictated by a ceaselessly shallow society and therefore able to be seen by everyone in such a society. No, hers at present was a spotlight with highly individualized rays that could no longer be seen by most men simply because most men鈥檚 eyes weren鈥檛 good enough to see them.”
― The Magnolia That Bloomed Unseen
― The Magnolia That Bloomed Unseen

“Ignoring all the whispering couples around him, Vaughn taught me to bowl while I faked like I cared. We were both on the outs and I suspected he wanted to find a new buddy now that Judd was attached to his angel. Every time Tawny laughed, Vaughn鈥檚 frown darkened.
鈥淵ou should be happy for them,鈥� I said as he guided me towards the alley.
鈥淚 am. Fucking overwhelmed with happiness. Now, pay attention.鈥� When I flinched at his tone, Vaughn sighed. 鈥淚t gets boring when your best friend is busy mating like a rabbit.鈥�
鈥淢y best friend ditched me too, so I found new friends. Maybe you should too.鈥�
鈥淐rap no. Sounds like too much effort.鈥�
I grinned. 鈥淵ou could play with Bailey. Here, she comes.鈥�
Vaughn didn鈥檛 even glance at the arriving blonde who threw her hands in the air. 鈥淚 got dumped again! Men suck! I hate them all!鈥� she cried, enjoying a hug from Tawny. 鈥淲ho wants to set me up now?鈥�
鈥淚 thought you hated men,鈥� Tucker mumbled with his mouth full of a hot dog.
鈥淚 do, but one of them has got to work, right? Everyone in the world gets someone good, but I get shit. It鈥檚 not fair. I鈥檓 nicer than anyone ever.鈥�
This comment elicited laughter from the crew including Vaughn who took my bowling ball and rolled it for me.
鈥淟ook,鈥� he said,鈥� you got a strike. I鈥檓 an excellent teacher.鈥�
鈥淏est ever.”
― Damaged and the Cobra
鈥淵ou should be happy for them,鈥� I said as he guided me towards the alley.
鈥淚 am. Fucking overwhelmed with happiness. Now, pay attention.鈥� When I flinched at his tone, Vaughn sighed. 鈥淚t gets boring when your best friend is busy mating like a rabbit.鈥�
鈥淢y best friend ditched me too, so I found new friends. Maybe you should too.鈥�
鈥淐rap no. Sounds like too much effort.鈥�
I grinned. 鈥淵ou could play with Bailey. Here, she comes.鈥�
Vaughn didn鈥檛 even glance at the arriving blonde who threw her hands in the air. 鈥淚 got dumped again! Men suck! I hate them all!鈥� she cried, enjoying a hug from Tawny. 鈥淲ho wants to set me up now?鈥�
鈥淚 thought you hated men,鈥� Tucker mumbled with his mouth full of a hot dog.
鈥淚 do, but one of them has got to work, right? Everyone in the world gets someone good, but I get shit. It鈥檚 not fair. I鈥檓 nicer than anyone ever.鈥�
This comment elicited laughter from the crew including Vaughn who took my bowling ball and rolled it for me.
鈥淟ook,鈥� he said,鈥� you got a strike. I鈥檓 an excellent teacher.鈥�
鈥淏est ever.”
― Damaged and the Cobra

“Men suck,鈥� Bailey said, nodding supportively then frowning at Vaughn. 鈥淲hy do you suck so much? Too much ball toxins?鈥�
鈥淪ounds about right,鈥� he muttered, rolling another strike. 鈥淕irls get PMS. Guys get ball toxins. Common knowledge.”
― Damaged and the Cobra
鈥淪ounds about right,鈥� he muttered, rolling another strike. 鈥淕irls get PMS. Guys get ball toxins. Common knowledge.”
― Damaged and the Cobra

“Eu o interrompi, empurrando-o para que ficasse em p茅 de novo, com a ponta da minha espada. 鈥淣茫o deveria fazer diferen莽a se eu sou uma criada de taverna ou uma princesa. Quando eu o vir tratando os outros com respeito, independentemente da posi莽茫o que ocupam, ou da sua anatomia, ent茫o seu pedido de desculpas significar谩 alguma coisa.鈥�
Eu me virei para ir embora enquanto ele ainda falava, cansada porque essa era uma batalha que eu teria que lutar repetidas vezes.”
― The Beauty of Darkness
Eu me virei para ir embora enquanto ele ainda falava, cansada porque essa era uma batalha que eu teria que lutar repetidas vezes.”
― The Beauty of Darkness
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