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“How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers." How could you not, if you're a human being? Maybe they're not so admirable. Maybe they're robot zombies.”
― Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down

“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
― David Sedaris

“Fuck a zombie!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.”
― Stephen Fry

“So the plan wasn't a clusterfuck, it was just circling the clusterfuck target zone, getting ready to come in for a landing.”
― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy

“Finally, a bit of luck. Rat bastard,' I hissed down at Montmartre. 'Mangy dog of a scurvy goat.'
'That doesn鈥檛 even make sense,' Isabeau murmured.
'Feels good though. Try it.'
She narrowed her eyes at the top of Montmartre鈥檚 perfectly groomed hair. 'Balding donkey鈥檚 ass.'
'Nice.'
'Sniveling flea-bitten rabid monkey droppings.'
'Clearly, you鈥檙e a natural.”
― Alyxandra Harvey, Blood Feud

“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
― Richard Curtis

“I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit.”
― Raymond Carver, Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories

“Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of people.”
― James Rozoff

“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Saw Red

“Stercus Accidit.


[barren happens]”
― Karen Chance

“Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.”
― VIZ, Roger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta.

“In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard.”
― Ava Gardner, Ava: My Story

“And I know fuck isn鈥檛 a word that Mormons say, but I don鈥檛 say this word I only think it, so it doesn鈥檛 really count.”
― Hippie, Snowflake Obsidian: Memoir of a Cutter

“You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".”
― Chloe Neill, Some Girls Bite

“There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused to go inside. People started to gather on the street, until Rosa Hubermann swore at them, after which they reversed back whence they came.

~A TRANSLATION OF ROSA HUBERMANN鈥橲 ANNOUNCEMENT~

鈥榃hat are you arseholes looking at?”
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

“Because of social strictures against even the mildest swearing, America developed a particularly rich crop of euphemistic expletives - darn, durn, goldurn, goshdad, goshdang, goshawful, blast, consarn, confound, by Jove, by jingo, great guns, by the great horn spoon (a nonce term first cited in the Biglow Papers), jo-fired, jumping Jehoshaphat, and others almost without number - but even this cautious epithets could land people in trouble as late as the 1940s.”
― Bill Bryson, Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States

“corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.”
― VIZ, Roger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta.

“Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing."
These is my words”
― Nancey E. Turner

“Fuck," he gasped.
Alex blinked. "I think that's the first time I've heard you
swear."
Chills shook him and he tried to control the tremors that quaked through his body. "I c-c-class p-p-profanity with declarations of love. Best used sparingly and only when wholeheartedly m-m-meant.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Ninth House

“Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.”
― Carol Lynch Williams, Miles from Ordinary

“I WILL SKULL-FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU CANNIBAL-COCKSUCKERS!!! I WILL RIP EVERY STINKING HEAD OFF EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU AND SHIT DOWN YOUR ROTTEN FUCKING NECKS”
― Robert Kirkman

“Bagaimana bisa kau tidak menyukai hujan?
Padahal hujan selalu mendekatkan kita.
Oh, aku lupa.
Kau mungkin tidak menganggapku sepenting itu.
Aku bukan pemeran utama dalam lakon hidupmu.
Aku hanya figuran yang hanya sesekali dibutuhkan.”
― Jee, Because It's You

“携 鈥� 褉褍谐邪褌褜褋褟? (小 斜芯谢褜褕懈屑 锌邪褎芯褋芯屑.) 携 薪懈泻芯谐写邪 薪械 褉褍谐邪褞褋褜. 携 锌褉械蟹懈褉邪褞 褝褌褍 屑邪薪械褉褍. 效褌芯, 褔械褉褌 胁芯蟹褜屑懈, 胁褘 褏芯褌懈褌械 褋泻邪蟹邪褌褜?
("袩懈谐屑邪谢懈芯薪", 袘. 楔芯褍)”
― Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion

“And Keith felt it again (he felt it several times a day): the tingle of license. Everyone could swear now, if they wanted to. The word *fuck* was available to both sexes. It was like a sticky toy, and it was there if you wanted it.”
― Martin Amis, The Pregnant Widow

“You are full of鈥� horse feathers, cowboy." Leaning over him, she stared hard into his eyes. "I didn't work like a damned dog out there and freeze my butt off鈥攅xcuse me, Sunshine鈥攕o we could just let those damned鈥�'scuse me, Sunshine鈥攕tupid cows starve or freeze. And we aren't going to find a buyer for them now, that's for damned sure鈥攅xcuse me, Sunshine.”
― Maggie Osborne, Silver Lining

“Neither of my parents swore. When Mom got mad, she鈥檇 say, 鈥淣incompoop, I鈥檓 fed up,鈥� or if absolutely furious, 鈥淚鈥檓 so angry I could spit.鈥� When Dad got angry, it seemed like food came to mind. He said things like 鈥淐howderhead,鈥� 鈥淵ou鈥檙e full of soup,鈥� or he replaced 鈥渉ell鈥� with his favorite meat: 鈥淕et the ham out of here.”
― Mark Steven Porro, A Cup of Tea on the Commode: My Multi-Tasking Adventures of Caring for Mom. And How I Survived to Tell the Tale

“Is a swear an inadequacy of language, the moment words fail us? Or is it the purest kind of language we have, second only to singing?”
― Jen Hadfield, Storm Pegs: A Life Made in Shetland

“Before the advent of HBO and Showtime, it wasn't so easy to make a TV character swear like a sailor, cowboy, or mobster.”
― Mark Peters, Yada, Yada, Doh!: 111 Television Words That Made the Leap from the Screen to Society

“Are you using your swear box?鈥� Joe asked. 鈥淵eah, but it鈥檚 not fucking big enough,”
― Helen Fisher, Joe Nuthin's Guide to Life