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“Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers." How could you not, if you're a human being? Maybe they're not so admirable. Maybe they're robot zombies.”
― Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down

“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear."
"You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

“You curse a lot."

"Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.”
― Tere Michaels, Faith & Fidelity

“What the holy hand grenade was that?”
― Josephine Angelini, Starcrossed

“What in the name of Voldy’s pasty-white rear end was that?”
― G. Norman Lippert, James Potter and the Hall of Elders' Crossing

“Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Lost at Sea

“Oh, crap.”
― Lili St. Crow, Jealousy

“Four-letter words have always offended me. I cringe at hearing them. Can't, don't, and won't are the worst.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

“Whoopsidaisies!”
― Richard Curtis, Notting Hill

“Jiminy Christmas!”
― MJ Allaire

“He never once repeated himself and he never used either profanity or obscenity. (I learned later that he saved those for very special occasions, which this wasn’t.) But he described our shortcomings, physical, mental, moral, and genetic, in great and insulting detail.
But somehow I was not insulted; I became greatly interested in studying his command of language. I wished that we had had him on our debate team.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers

“The greatest influence over content was necessity--they had holes to fill on every page and jammed in any vaguely newsworthy string of words, provided it didn't include expletives, which they were apparently saving for their own use around the office.”
― Tom Rachman, The Imperfectionists

“Oh, Sam Hill!”
― MJ Allaire

“He won't clear his stuff out, but he won't let me sell any of it. Honestly, he's a fucking - he's such a fucking -”
― Kirsty Logan, The Djinn Falls in Love & Other Stories

“Maintain consistency, achieve success...even with expletives.”
― Erika M. Weinert

“I don't get off on flaunting my badassery; I'm a humble woman.”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives