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“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“I don't understand women that call themselves a "bitch". It doesn't empower a woman. Rather, it reveals to everyone that you were deeply hurt at one time. Because of the pain your still carrying, you will continue to hurt anyone that reminds you of those moments when you let your guard down and were fooled. Sadly, it sends a clear message to the observant that you are still hurt. If only women would realize that "we all" have moments of stupidity then they would stop comparing themselves to the masses.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.”
― Annabel Pitcher, My Sister Lives on the Mantelpiece

“Scummer, pox and wound rot!" roared Tunstall, slamming his fist down on the bed. "Gods cursed the pig-tarsed mammering craven currish beef-witted bum-licking gut-griping louts that did this to me! May every flea, leech and hookworm in all creation find and feast upon them!”
― Tamora Pierce, Bloodhound

“Fangtasia, where all your bloody dreams come true,' said a bored female voice.
'Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

“By now you've probably noticed that except when safely contained by quotes, Zampanò always steers clear of such questionable four-letter language. This instance in particular proves that beneath all that cool psuedo-academic hogwash lurked a very passionate man who knew how important it was to say "fuck" now and then, and say it loud too, relish its syllabic sweetness, its immigrant pride, a great American epic word really, starting at the lower lip, often the very front of the lower lip, before racing all the way to the back of the throat, where it finishes with a great blast, the concussive force of the K catching up then with the hush of the F already on its way, thus loading it with plenty of offense and edge and certainly ambiguity. FUCK. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse if you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world, or sometimes, if said just right, for uttering with enough love and fire, the woman beside you melts inside herself, immersed in all that word-heat.”
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”
― Johnny Carson

“Pluto's pauldrons,â€� Reyna cursed.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person.
"Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

“The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?"
"It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!"
"They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!"
"Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate.”
― Gordon Korman, One False Note

“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of people.”
― James Rozoff

“I gave up on cussing - I'd run out of words filthy enough - and just started praying.”
― Sarah Monette, The Virtu

“The cat Horus shot out from under the table and headed for the door, his ears flattened and his tail straight out. There he encountered Abdullah, who had been waiting for us on the verandah and who had, I supposed, been alarmed by Emerson's shouts and hurried to discover what disaster had prompted them. The cat got entangled in Abdullah's skirts and a brief interval of staggering (by Abdullah), scratching (by Horus) and swearing (by both parties) ensued before Horus freed himself and departed. ”
― Elizabeth Peters, The Ape Who Guards the Balance

“September knew a number of curse words, most of which she heard the girls at school saying in the bathrooms, in hushed voices, as if the words could make things happen just by being spoken, as if they were fairy words, and had to be handled just so.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There

“Son of a nutcracker.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“Cursing is an ignorant persons way of trying to express themselves forcefully.”
― JD Marquardt

“Good nature is a man’s heaven,
The cursing of the [furious] is painful.
If you are skilled in speech, you will win,
The tongue is [a king’s] sword;
Speaking is stronger than all fighting,
The skillful is not overcome.”
― Miriam Lichtheim, Ancient Egyptian Literature, Volume I: The Old and Middle Kingdoms

“Life has no eyes, no ears. Cursing it would be an unnecessary act.”
― Anoir Ou-Chad, Lemon Twist

“The President said a very rude word into the microphone and ten million children across the nation began repeating it gleefully and got smacked by their parents.”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

“Listen to the birds, their lyrics are not profane, yet the entire world wants to hear them sing.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover

“The earth freezes for the man who normally lets it slide: he frees curses, only once in a blue moon lets them slip.”
― Criss Jami

“The Navajo language is too specific and precise to lend itself to effective profanity. Leaphorn cursed in Spanish and then -- at length -- in English.”
― Tony Hillerman, The Blessing Way

“My parents never swore in front of me. Not then. The fuck is mine, added for emphasis, a lie that tells the truth.”
― Lg Thompson

“Cauldron boil me,' Lucien whistled as I came down the stairs. 'She looks positively Fae.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses

“His auburn hair burned like hot metal, and his russet eye smouldered like a bottomless forge. That was what I would capture next.

'I'm going to paint you,' I said, and giggled- actually giggled- as the words popped out.

'Cauldron boil and fry me,' he muttered, and I laughed again.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses

“Who would have thought that the self-righteous human girl couldn't read?'

'Keep your damned mouth shut about it.'

'Me? I wouldn't dream of telling anyone. Why waste that kind of knowledge on petty gossip?'

If I'd had the strength, I would have leaped on him and ripped him apart. 'You're a disgusting bastard.'

'I'll have to ask Tamlin if that kind of flattery won his heart.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses

“Start copying the alphabet. Until your letters are perfect. And every time you get through a round, lower and raise your shield. Until that is second nature. I'll be back in an hour.'

'What?'

'Copy. The. Alphabet. Until-'

'I heard what you said.' Prick. Prick, prick, prick.

'Then get to work,' Rhys uncoiled to his feet. 'And at least have the decency to only call me a prick when you shields are back up.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

“He cursed the storm that had upset his peaceful life.”
― Yukito Ayatsuji, The Mill House Murders

“The World has its Reasons... seek to understand them, instead of cursing them, because at the End of the Day, the only true Fight is against yourself.”
― Sino Melo