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Wry Humor Quotes

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Lara Adrian
“Maybe she should cut the guy a little slack, [...] Maybe Thorne had been a no-show because something bad happened to him on the job.

What if he'd been injured in the line of duty and didn't come by as promised because he was incapacitated in some way? Maybe he hadn't called to apologize or to explain his absence because he physically couldn't.

Right. And maybe she had checked her brain into her panties from the second she first laid eyes on the man.”
Lara Adrian, Kiss of Midnight

Betty Friedan
“It is perhaps beside the point to remark that bowling alleys and supermarkets have nursery facilities, while schools and colleges and scientific laboratories and government offices do not.”
Betty Friedan, The Feminine Mystique

Elizabeth von Arnim
“I'm so glad I didn't die on the various occasions I have earnestly wished I might, for I would have missed a lot of lovely weather.”
Elizabeth von Arnim, The Solitary Summer

Faith Hunter
“You let the cops in. Thy've brought in a ram to take down the front door. A white chick in an evening gown will settle the cops faster than a brother with guns.”
Faith Hunter, Mercy Blade

J. Tonzelli
“Well, how did you die, then?â€� the old man finally asked.
“Die?â€� Matthew threw back. “Are you crazy? I’m not dead. I’m just very late.”
J. Tonzelli, The End of Summer: Thirteen Tales of Halloween

Michael Robotham
“My other chore is to buy a tree- a thankless task. The only truly well-proportioned Christmas trees are the ones they use in advertisements. If you try and find one in real life you face inevitable disapointment. Your tree will lean to the left or the right. It will be too bushy at the base, or straggly at the top. Even if you do, by some miracle, find a perfect tree, if won't fit in the car and by the time you strap it to the rooftop and drive it home the branches are broken and twisted out of shape. You
wrestle it through the door, gagling on pine needles and sweating profusely, only to hear the maddening question from countless Christmases past: 'Is that really the best one you could find?”
Michael Robotham, Suspect

Henry James
“I don't know why--there are no brick gables,' said Mrs. Prest, 'but this corner has seemed to me before more Dutch than Italian, more like Amsterdam than Venice. It's perversely clean, for reasons of its own; and though you can pass on foot scarcely anyone ever thinks of doing so. It has the air of a Protestant Sunday. Perhaps the people are afraid of the Misses Bordereau. I daresay they have the reputation of witches.”
Henry James, The Aspern Papers

Diana Gabaldon
“Quite suddenly she understood the impulse that caused men to engage in casual blasphemy.”
Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone

Garielle Lutz
“You get tired of always wondering anew why life has to take the place of youth.”
Gary Lutz, Divorcer

Orson Scott Card
“As the proverb said, “Think in the morning, Act in the noon, Eat in the evening, Sleep in the night.â€� Too late for thinking now. Too early for eating.”
Orson Scott Card, Seventh Son

Kage Baker
“You know why I’ve survived in this job, year after year, lousy assignment after lousy assignment, with no counseling whatsoever? Because I have a keen appreciation of the ludicrous. Also because I have no choice.”
Kage Baker

Jim  Butcher
“I'm afraid it isn't good news. The Council seems to have gone quite mad.”
Jim Butcher, Changes

Meg Howrey
“She feels a little sad. Is she sad? Helen considers an alternative: She is dehydrated.”
Meg Howrey, The Wanderers

“The cure for writer's block is writer's cramp.”
Inigo DeLeon

Samuel Beckett
“I was sorry he had not a cat, or a young dog, or better still, an old dog. But all he had to offer in the way of dumb companions was a pink and grey parrot. He used to try and teach it to say, Nihil in intellectu, etc. These first three words the bird managed well enough, but the celebrated restriction was too much for it, all you heard was a series of squawks.”
Samuel Beckett

John Wyndham
“...they had only to suffer religious dogmatism, which was not so dogmatic as scientific dogmatism.”
John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos

Ashley Weaver
“This, I thought, was perhaps the ultimate symbol of the decadently rich, huge amounts of space devoted to nothing in particular.”
Ashley Weaver, A Peculiar Combination

“Esther is too busy being insubordinate at the moment, I’m afraid.”
Giselle Beaumont, On the Edge of Daylight

Ashley Weaver
“This was the second time I’d been forced to open a safe in an evening gown in the presence of Major Ramsey”
Ashley Weaver, Locked in Pursuit