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A Court of Frost and Starlight (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #3.5)
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I hate Rhys. I really hate him. And Feyre too.
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Real excerpt from the book:
My mate rammed into me with his omg holy shit what a considerable length and roared "you're mine" yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy yas ahoy matey he moaned my name so hard that the whole court can hear omg yas i love him he's my mate. "I'M YOURS" I screamed.
(view spoiler)
Real excerpt from the book:
My mate rammed into me with his omg holy shit what a considerable length and roared "you're mine" yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy yas ahoy matey he moaned my name so hard that the whole court can hear omg yas i love him he's my mate. "I'M YOURS" I screamed.
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Reading Progress
April 29, 2017
– Shelved
April 29, 2017
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to-read
April 23, 2019
– Shelved as:
shitty-as-hell
April 23, 2019
– Shelved as:
get-this-out-of-my-sight
June 17, 2020
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Started Reading
June 17, 2020
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Finished Reading
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Jan 12, 2018 07:28AM
I know! It gets boring because their sex scenes are all the exact fucking thing over and over again. Btw, have you read Wings and Embers? Since you’re also a Nessian fan I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.
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Zain wrote: "I know! It gets boring because their sex scenes are all the exact fucking thing over and over again. Btw, have you read Wings and Embers? Since you’re also a Nessian fan I’m sure you’ll enjoy it."WINGS AND EMBERS ARE THE BEST THING SJM HAS WRITTEN
chandler ainsley [reads] wrote: "IM SCREAMING hahah"I added a real excerpt from the book btw. das a good smut
I KNOW THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS PALPABLE! I love them so much...
Zain wrote: "I KNOW THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS PALPABLE! I love them so much..."Nesta is a queen, an icon, a legend. The queen of Prythian and Hybern and the whole universe. Feyre who?
Feyre? Never heard of her before.
Zain wrote: "Feyre? Never heard of her before."ikr? who is she? irrelevant
THE EXCERPT IM DEAD!! Even though I already read it 😂
AHOY MATEY !!!!! im dead
OMG the excerpts is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy�I‘M DECEASED
Ahoy Matey :'DDDD you my lady just won the internet today. Honestly, now I'll be disappointed if this wasn't used!! Amen to all of what you said :D
chandler ainsley [reads] wrote: "AHOY MATEY !!!!! im dead"I AM SO SICK OF THE WORD MATE EVERY 5 SECONDS
Elisa (Bookish Expat) wrote: "OMG the excerpts is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣"Of course! it's from the book itself lollll
amy wrote: "“yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy�I‘M DECEASED"
idek why wings are a turn on im done
Lema wrote: "Ahoy Matey :'DDDD you my lady just won the internet today. Honestly, now I'll be disappointed if this wasn't used!! Amen to all of what you said :D"The word mate is repeated every 5 minutes, we'll see lmaooo
Nadhira wrote: "amy wrote: "“yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy�I‘M DECEASED"
idek why wings are a turn on im done"
feyre is a kinky bitch apparently
i had to wash my eyes with bleach after that excerpt thanks
maybelline� wrote: "i had to wash my eyes with bleach after that excerpt thanks"your welcome, let me buy you another bottle
I just laughed out loud reading this omg xD
Tbh if she actually wrote it that way I think I would have enjoyed it more because it would have clarified that she wasn't taking herself too seriously but alas
OMG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH gurl that "excerpt"
Lmao, I can see why Maas decided to share that excerpt with the world. It's truly a work of art xD
HAHAHA!!! That's the best "excerpt" evah!
LOL
honestly,, this was better than any sex scene sjm could ever write
if I am being honest I am only going to read this because I expect this to have Nessian! IT BETTER HAVE A LOT OF NESSIAN!!
😂😂😂 why is this so accurate you crack me up Nadhira
You guys are so sweet maybe I should be a comedian
Lamo that’s so true!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have to agree completely. It is ridiculous how much those two are, ahem... engaged in "fiery passion". I mean, sometimes I think I'd rather read about the fascinating tale of Mor worrying about her nose hairs, or the frame-by-frame documentary (which would be an accomplishment seeing as they're books) of Azriel sharpening his knives, and Cassian eating cereal, or SOMETHING that isn't those two just being ahem... intimate.
Annika wrote: "I have to agree completely. It is ridiculous how much those two are, ahem... engaged in "fiery passion". I mean, sometimes I think I'd rather read about the fascinating tale of Mor worrying about h..."reading about Cassian eating cereal is probably better than another smut
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH I CanT StoP LAUGHING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
“Ahoy matey� adjfshasfqwa OMG IM FUCKING YODELING
Yahhhhahahhahahahahya
MY GIRL SAID AHOY MATEY IM DYING
haha hilarious and so true! There are way too many adjectives used to describe the male organ in this one...haha.
This had me rolling :'D
"My mate rammed into me with his omg holy shit what a considerable length and roared "you're mine" yas omg let me stroke your wings daddy yas ahoy matey he moaned my name so hard that the whole court can hear omg yas i love him he's my mate. "I'M YOURS" I screamed. "
Oh my fucking God, I cannot. This is too real too fucking real.
oh I'm gonna throw up🤢
