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"Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who is the most INSANE FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH of them all?"

(a direct quote)

So, this is basically what happened to me while reading this book:

me, before reading fairest: piss off levana god i hate this fucking noodle
me, 25 pages in: PROTECT HER!!!!!!!!
me, after reading fairest: yeah she can choke

i feel like the actual Evil Queen here is Marissa Meyer for putting me through this form of emotional abuse, i hope from the depths of my black sinner heart that she can't sleep at night thinking about what she's done to all the poor souls that decide to read Fairest because 'oh that sounds interesting'. ALL authors are bullies, pass it on.

before reading this book i used to compare levana to donald trump and honestly i take it all back bc even tho trump is a psycho bitch too he's got nothing on levana (my apologies, sir) even though they both have in common that they're a pretty big threat on planet Earth lmao

anyways, i feel like Fairest is the embodiment of the phrase "don't ever judge a person before you really get to know them", because we all fight battles no one knows about and levana is really just a tortured soul like all of us................................jk i still hate her bye

!!!: SPOILER WARNING

Reasons why levana is the #1 psycho bitch and also all of this fucked me up:

�� she tried to SET A BABY ON FIRE
�� she also fantasized about torturing said baby for,, years probably
�� she tried not to smile during basically all funerals she ever attended like o....kayyyy........... psychopath
�� she literally mind-raped a guy at the mere age of 16!!! years (at that age i was still playing with Legos probably)
�� she forced someone to love her with mind-control (lmao me actually) for 10 YEARS

i can't believe all of this is canon....... i have to lay down for a bit.................. think about the fact that we can all be very grateful that we were not born as Marissa Meyer characters........................ imagine having Channary as sister *shudders*

�� buddy read with jiu

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have my original thoughts after finishing fairest bc i feel like it says a lot about this book:

you know when you finish a really good book and you're sitting alone in your room at 1am and your whole body is shaking?? #me at this very moment

i'm feeling very...... discombobulated @ my current emotional state i can't believe marissa meyer MANIPULATED me like that

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update: no offense but why is the inside of this book more beautiful than most humans i've seen



someone take me to luna