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Beach Read by Emily Henry
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it was ok
bookshelves: disappointment-valley

*looks at all the shiny five star reviews*
*looks at my two star review*


this book was definitely ... something. don't get me wrong. even though i had problems with this book, it was an okay read

BUT

and here comes the big "but". but this book did have some problems hence my 2.5 star rating (you can't see it but it's there). this book has already been reviewed to bits explaining the "goodies" and yours truly is here to point out the "problems" with this book.

˗ˏˋ � the enemies to lovers trope � ˎˊ˗

my biggest problem: this book is not an enemies to lovers/college rivals turned lovers romance. i mean maybe when they were college students they did have rivalry but do we get to see it? no.

then how the heck do i get hyped up for thrill i get when i read an enemies to lovers? we go as far as the second chapter and there are already sparkles in the air. i don't find this cute. i don't find this fluffy. i don't like my expectations - no scratch that. these were not my expectations. the premise of this book promises that this is an enemies to lovers. but i ask this book the same question i ask every book that labels itself as an enemies to lovers: when the heck did your characters hate each other?

i know i know i am being picky. but isn't this about preferences? i am a sucker for a good romance and this book did have a good romance but it failed to deliver the "enemies" part and in doing so, it lost my love for it.

˗ˏˋ � failing at what it's supposed to be � ˎˊ˗

imagine that you are going through a really really messy part in your life. so you read a rom-com in order to escape real life. but this rom-com is ... not a rom-com. it reads like a woman fiction. the girl just lost her father. her father cheated on her mother. umm wow? wasn't this a rom-com?

the first half of this book focuses on the messy parts, the part where you are lost and you don't know what to do now. but then after you read the first half, the book gets warm and sunny to the point of irritation. suddenly problems are solved, books get published and the book shifts from the "woman fiction" you were reading to the "romance" it was supposed to be all along. but it was too late.

by that time, i was too engrossed in finding out the answer to all these problems. but suddenly these problems weren't important. now we are going on trips and what not. it becomes a fluffy cute romance novel.

why though?

˗ˏˋ � january andrews � ˎˊ˗

i didn't like her *laughs weakly* she is super smart, she is amazing, she is snarky, she is good at banter okay okay okay i get it. now just stop. but sadly emily henry didn't stop at that.

january annoyed me. and that is never a good thing.


she has daddy issues.


and she has money issues.


yeah no thankyou.

˗ˏˋ � the genre swapping thingy � ˎˊ˗

so the big plot point was supposed to be "he writes a happy book and she writes a sappy book" but this lost it's charm the moment that inevitable misunderstanding trope made it's appearance. For once ... JUST FOR ONCE I ASK THAT THE AUTHORS FORGET THAT THIS TROPE EXISTS AND MAKE A GENUINE REASON DUE TO WHICH THE MC'S HATE EACH OTHER AND NOT BECAUSE OF SOME DAMN MISUNDERSTANDING.

95% of this book doesn't even focus on the book writing. It's sad and moppy and maybe it worked for others but for me a.k.a a person who was looking for sunshine and bubbles and rainbows this book was a failure.

˗ˏˋ � why the two stars? � ˎˊ˗

there were good parts like some dialogues, the last 20% ... there that's it. had the whole book focused on the romance part i would have easily given it 3.5ish stars.

˗ˏˋ � bottom line � ˎˊ˗

an okay book, which had to fail spectacularly at what it was actually supposed to be first, to become so.
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Reading Progress

May 17, 2020 – Shelved
May 17, 2020 – Shelved as: to-read
June 28, 2020 – Started Reading
June 30, 2020 –
page 70
17.5% " “How do you know I didn’t just Google it?� I countered. “Maybe I’d never heard of it before.�
“How do you know that your Googling me wouldn’t be even more amusing to me?� Gus said.
“How do you know I wasn’t Googling you out of suspicion you had a criminal background?�
Gus replied, “How do you know I won’t keep answering your questions with other questions until we both die?�

*screaming into a void*"
July 5, 2020 –
page 230
57.5% "chapter@18
Who put this in the rom-com section??? No really who actually thinks this is a rom-com?
"
July 7, 2020 –
page 230
57.5% "I am not loving this anymore . . .
Is something wrong with me? What is happening? Please don't let this be a fail. Pleaseeeeee.
Am I just too cynical? Am I petty?
"
July 19, 2020 – Finished Reading
August 24, 2024 – Shelved as: disappointment-valley

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shreya The 3rd point though 😂


shifu shreya wrote: "The 3rd point though 😂"

I was threatened that i should not make any cabbage jokes anymore but of course that's why i made that cabbage joke.


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Tani Happy Reading! 💖


shifu Tani wrote: "Happy Reading! 💖"

Thanks :)


message 5: by len ❀ (new)

len ❀ ladies and gentlemen, we have an unpopular opinion slowly unfolding upon us




shifu elena wrote: "ladies and gentlemen, we have an unpopular opinion slowly unfolding upon us

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ugh i am always here to give unpopular opinions


Wilybookwitch I love reading your reviews! I try my best not to miss it😆


message 8: by Sheila (new) - added it

Sheila after seeing your other unpopular reviews (The Kiss Quotient-or so called "perfect", blergh), I've concluded that I'll sincerelly believe in your views in cheesy rom-com love stories and let YOU read it so I won't have to [hug]


message 9: by Pippa.jc786 (new)

Pippa.jc786 This is why I HATE romance. It's soo poorly written. I'm sick of it.


shifu Pippa wrote: "This is why I HATE romance. It's soo poorly written. I'm sick of it."

i stan the regency era romance though ... case in point: Pride and Prejudice a.k.a my favorite book of all time


shifu Wilybookwitch wrote: "I love reading your reviews! I try my best not to miss it😆"

being a super mean person IRL people don't say nice things to me (usually) but this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me


shifu sheila wrote: "after seeing your other unpopular reviews (The Kiss Quotient-or so called "perfect", blergh), I've concluded that I'll sincerelly believe in your views in cheesy rom-com love stories and let YOU re..."

SUPER bad idea because i rate 49 out of 50 books less than three stars but i support you [hugs back]
I will shorten your tbr. I promise.


Sakshi Pandit I gave it 5 stars yesterday but i agree with all of you. Hehe
There is no enemies to lovers, i did not know there was supposed to be that. This is not rom com its based on very serious topics and its makes u sad for like 50 percent of the time. And they did not swap genres from the ending actually... like you were supposed to do one thing. Also i wanted more of the writing process. Heheh . Wow. Yeap.


Canette This book has been all the rage this whole year and I JUST DON’T SEE IT! They stopped being enemies like 3 chapters in?? The “banter� was blander than white toast 🥴 and next thing I knew there were cults involved and I couldn’t care less ugh. What *did* this book even want to be?


Maryam Rz. My reasons for loving it are exactly the reasons why you were disappointed 😂 I loved it BECAUSE it wasn't just a rom com


shifu Sakshi wrote: "I gave it 5 stars yesterday but i agree with all of you. Hehe
There is no enemies to lovers, i did not know there was supposed to be that. This is not rom com its based on very serious topics and i..."


happens to all of us


shifu Fatema wrote: "This book has been all the rage this whole year and I JUST DON’T SEE IT! They stopped being enemies like 3 chapters in?? The “banter� was blander than white toast 🥴 and next thing I knew there were..."

i actually thought it was pretty average. I didn't "hate" it. I'm sorry you didn't like it :(


shifu Mary wrote: "My reasons for loving it are exactly the reasons why you were disappointed 😂 I loved it BECAUSE it wasn't just a rom com"

had it been some other time i would've LOVED it but i was looking for fluff and i got all sad and moppy :(


shifu Arini wrote: "lol i guess you missed the warning about it being all sad and sappy. 🙊 dont worry, youre not the only one who was fooled by the colorful summer-y cover and false advertisement. 😂 i liked the book, ..."

sorry for the late reply. Yes i must've missed the warnings and WHY THE YELLOW MISLEADING COVER :/


Camilla I felt the same way!


Reagan THANK GOD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THIS WAY ABOUT THIS BOOK!!! Event be negative review I saw had different reasons for disliking it so I am glad my qualms were justified lol.


shifu Camilla wrote: "I felt the same way!"

Before i write a negative review i always look through the number of negative reviews and then feel like an alien but after writing the review so many people tell me that they feel the same way !! I LOVE YOU GUYS !!


shifu Reagan wrote: "THANK GOD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THIS WAY ABOUT THIS BOOK!!! Event be negative review I saw had different reasons for disliking it so I am glad my qualms were justified lol."

eeeee YAY !! I am glad your qualms were justified :) It makes me so happy to see i'm not the only one who doesn't like this book :D


message 24: by s. (new) - rated it 4 stars

s. I haven’t read the book yet but I love your review! I’ll keep all these things in mind so I don’t end up disappointed 😂 (though I’m already dreading the misunderstanding trope 🙄)


message 25: by Emily (new)

Emily I’m finding January super annoying too 😬 Think I may DNF this one.


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Mrinmayi I DNFed this Joe..SOoo..I am with you lol


shifu Mrinmayi wrote: "I DNFed this Joe..SOoo..I am with you lol"

we vibing in our book tastes :')


Lauren Glad I’m not the only one!


message 29: by kim (new) - rated it 3 stars

kim I literally felt the same about the lack of enemies to lovers 😅


shifu @kim - ikr i swear half the books are now labelled enemies to lovers but they're not 🥲 having a simple misunderstanding and a dislike for someone DOES NOT make people enemies 🧍🏻‍♀�


Sarah Obsesses over Books & Cookies this book just fell flat and was irritating, almost as much as book lovers but you have written articulately why it irritated me so thank you also, can you recommend any rom coms that are actually really good? enemies to lovers, please! but not that hating game cuz that one sucked too.


btfl_s I’m trusting your review mostly because of your profile pic but I am just STRUGGLING to get through this book like I’ve literally finished another one since I started.. like it’s giving background info for her personal life not the beef they had? I’m on page 130 and I don’t see where it’s going.. matter of fact I do see where it’s going.. back to my shelf.


andie Wow, did we write the same review? I also started out at 4 stars right after reading and slowly came down to 2 while reviewing... and GIVE ME A BREAK on calling this enemies to lovers! I need someone to recommend a real enemies to lovers story to me STAT, because I am so tired of romance readers acting like this crap where one character has always loved the other, and the other character has always been attracted to and begrudgingly respectful of the other but at times annoyed counts as "enemies". IT DOESN'T.


Emily I agree with you about the whole review! This book was horrendous and so awful!!!!!!


btfl_s This was the first EH book I read and I *almost didn’t read anything else by her bc of this book but (I do love the rest of her stuff). January was just so annoying & this book just didn’t do it for me and I felt so bad bc everyone loved it and I just felt like I was missing something.


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