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Unhinged
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Why yes, I did read the book where the heroine of the story decides to fuck her front door. Unhinged is definitely the perfect name for this bizarre erotic romance, and I certainly didn't have horny hardwood on my bingo card for 2023, but you know what? That's what the free space is for.
Every week I try to read at least one erotica or romance that has people going WTF! That is how What the Actual Fuck Wednesday was born. I think I actually read one of this author's other books for that challenge before: if I recall correctly, it was SQUEAK, her erotic short about a woman who becomes sexually entangled with two shape-shifters that can turn into balloon animals (and their come tastes like cinnamon frosting).
This book was way better written and had a better plot. The heroine lives alone, but she has a companion: her front door, who loves her from afar and watches everything she does. Which is why he knows that her landlord is a creep who plans to do terrible things to her. One night, the door has a visit from Zeus who tells the door that he is made from one of his sacred oak trees and if the door can get the heroine to fuck him, he can become a real boy.
Door convinces the heroine to do this in a dream and she rides his knob which turns him human. Then they have sex with both of them as humans, too. I don't want to say too much else because spoilers, but I thought it was interesting how the door had a praise kink and enjoyed being called a "good door" or a "good boy." The entire book is narrated in door's POV and he gives himbo/golden retriever energy, which is honestly a kind of refreshing change from the heroes I normally read about.
I didn't love this book but I had a lot of fun reading it and it was waaaay better written than her previous book, which I felt was a little dialed in. So I'm giving this a three star rating rounded up from a 2.5. The author did a good job filling out the page count and the premise and execution was just too amusing to give it anything lower than that.
2.5 stars
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Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell's review
bookshelves: what-the-actual-fuck-wednesday, kissing-books
Jul 17, 2023
bookshelves: what-the-actual-fuck-wednesday, kissing-books
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Why yes, I did read the book where the heroine of the story decides to fuck her front door. Unhinged is definitely the perfect name for this bizarre erotic romance, and I certainly didn't have horny hardwood on my bingo card for 2023, but you know what? That's what the free space is for.
Every week I try to read at least one erotica or romance that has people going WTF! That is how What the Actual Fuck Wednesday was born. I think I actually read one of this author's other books for that challenge before: if I recall correctly, it was SQUEAK, her erotic short about a woman who becomes sexually entangled with two shape-shifters that can turn into balloon animals (and their come tastes like cinnamon frosting).
This book was way better written and had a better plot. The heroine lives alone, but she has a companion: her front door, who loves her from afar and watches everything she does. Which is why he knows that her landlord is a creep who plans to do terrible things to her. One night, the door has a visit from Zeus who tells the door that he is made from one of his sacred oak trees and if the door can get the heroine to fuck him, he can become a real boy.
Door convinces the heroine to do this in a dream and she rides his knob which turns him human. Then they have sex with both of them as humans, too. I don't want to say too much else because spoilers, but I thought it was interesting how the door had a praise kink and enjoyed being called a "good door" or a "good boy." The entire book is narrated in door's POV and he gives himbo/golden retriever energy, which is honestly a kind of refreshing change from the heroes I normally read about.
I didn't love this book but I had a lot of fun reading it and it was waaaay better written than her previous book, which I felt was a little dialed in. So I'm giving this a three star rating rounded up from a 2.5. The author did a good job filling out the page count and the premise and execution was just too amusing to give it anything lower than that.
2.5 stars
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Reading Progress
July 17, 2023
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July 17, 2023
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wishlist
July 17, 2023
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what-the-actual-fuck-wednesday
August 22, 2023
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August 22, 2023
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"This What-the-Actual-Fuck-Wednesday, I will be reading the book where the girl fucks the door"
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August 23, 2023
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"“I have no name but yours, Tana. I am your faithful guardian and protector, nothing more, nothing less. I am your door, and I love you.�
Me to my door: Why don't you do stuff like that? All you do is stub my toe and blow closed when I'm carrying in groceries"
Me to my door: Why don't you do stuff like that? All you do is stub my toe and blow closed when I'm carrying in groceries"
August 23, 2023
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38.0%
"If I hadn’t already been made of wood, I’d be stiff as a board at the sight."
August 23, 2023
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"Wrapping my round brass protrusion in a soft cloth and a firm grip, she started polishing my knob with slow, smooth strokes that stirred something deep in my wood."
August 23, 2023
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"“It’s not that I think you’re gonna knock me up with little, uh, trapdoors, or something, it’s that I only trust lysol so much and doorknobs are kinda germ magnets. No offense. Hopefully that doesn’t fuck with the mojo but I don’t need to explain a UTI from this."
Knock her up with little trapdoors omg-"
Knock her up with little trapdoors omg-"
August 23, 2023
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70.0%
"Something about being called a good door made my human legs feel weak and shaky."
August 23, 2023
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90.0%
"Fuck me to life
Fuck me up inside
Give this door a ride
Make me more than just a swinging board,
Patch me up with clay
Make the bad guy pay
Save me from the oak planks I've become
Fuck meeeeee tooooo lifeeeee"
Fuck me up inside
Give this door a ride
Make me more than just a swinging board,
Patch me up with clay
Make the bad guy pay
Save me from the oak planks I've become
Fuck meeeeee tooooo lifeeeee"
August 23, 2023
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kissing-books
August 23, 2023
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Finished Reading
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Jul 17, 2023 09:56PM
Lol synopsis game is pretty on point though
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Heather ~*innocent handbag*~ wrote: "Lol synopsis game is pretty on point though"It worked on me
Camile wrote: "a... door? I-"A DOOR
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "A DOOR"well at least the book's title seems fitting them lmaoo
Camile wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "A DOOR"well at least the book's title seems fitting them lmaoo"
HAHA yes it's very clever!
TL wrote: "Speechless"But not hingeless!
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "TL wrote: "Speechless"But not hingeless!"
:-P hehe
Should I even ask what people will come up with next?
How big is his knob?I’ll see myself out�
Yes!! That’s her!!! Hope you love it hahaha it was a wild ride for me
TL wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "TL wrote: "Speechless"But not hingeless!"
:-P hehe
Should I even ask what people will come up with next?"
Idk but I can't wait
lila � (wolfstar’s version) wrote: "±ᴡ-😭💀"LOL
Kristina wrote: "How big is his knob?I’ll see myself out�"
NOOOOOO
Helen 2.0 wrote: "Yes!! That’s her!!! Hope you love it hahaha it was a wild ride for me"You read it already? Amazing!
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "TL wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "TL wrote: "Speechless"But not hingeless!"
:-P hehe
Should I even ask what people will come up with next?"
Idk but I can't wait"
I have popcorn 🍿 ready
Kat wrote: "I love the cover"me too haha
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "HAHA yes it's very clever!"I see what the author did there, it sounds so "unhinged" that now I'm curious bc it seems like something that don't take itself seriously so it could make laugh till I'm out of air.
devious strategy.
Camile wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "HAHA yes it's very clever!"I see what the author did there, it sounds so "unhinged" that now I'm curious bc it seems like something that don't tak..."
It's memorable AND intriguing!
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "It's memorable AND intriguing!"I can't believe I might add this to my tbr. I feel tricked lmao
The title and the door thing... I'd say this story might be a little "unhinged". *lol* Sorry, couldn't resist the pun. Like seriously. Who comes up with things like this? Haha!
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "Helen 2.0 wrote: "Yes!! That’s her!!! Hope you love it hahaha it was a wild ride for me"You read it already? Amazing!"
Yes of course of course it demanded my immediate attention. I wanted to know if that door swings both ways
Camile wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "It's memorable AND intriguing!"I can't believe I might add this to my tbr. I feel tricked lmao"
YES. The goal of this project is to introduce people to crazy new reads LOL.
Virginia Ronan wrote: "The title and the door thing... I'd say this story might be a little "unhinged". *lol* Sorry, couldn't resist the pun. Like seriously. Who comes up with things like this? Haha!"Vera Valentine, ofc!
Helen 2.0 wrote: "Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "Helen 2.0 wrote: "Yes!! That’s her!!! Hope you love it hahaha it was a wild ride for me"You read it already? Amazing!"
Yes of course of course it..."
SWINGS BOTH WAYS OH MY GOD
I AM SENT-
For the love of my sanity someone stop them :D
Alexandra wrote: "For the love of my sanity someone stop them :D"Idk, I kinda wanna see what inanimate object they make horny next
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � wrote: "Alexandra wrote: "For the love of my sanity someone stop them :D"Idk, I kinda wanna see what inanimate object they make horny next"
ahahahahah I don't :P
mwana wrote: "I- why"The author had an idea and decided to see it to fruition, dangit
Maraya21 wrote: ""LOL
Oh my god, I need to go through the reviews for this!
Amelia wrote: "Oh my god, I need to go through the reviews for this!"It's pretty crazy!
This was so fun to read even if I can never look my front door in its wooden eyes again 🙃 no regrets lmao I’m glad you had fun reading it too
Helen 2.0 wrote: "This was so fun to read even if I can never look my front door in its wooden eyes again 🙃 no regrets lmao I’m glad you had fun reading it too"Yeah! I loved the zaniness of it!
So i saw this on booktok and came here immediately to see if you read it! And well I wasn’t disappointed 😂😂😂But seriously where’s these ideas is coming from? 🤣
Cinnamon frosting sounds delicious! Yum.
Wow. Great review. I actually want to read this now. And to see what’s next in What The Actual Fuck Wednesday.
Sky. wrote: "So i saw this on booktok and came here immediately to see if you read it! And well I wasn’t disappointed 😂😂😂But seriously where’s these ideas is coming from? 🤣"
I don't know but points for creativity!
Heather wrote: "Cinnamon frosting sounds delicious! Yum."Right???? XD
Danielle Overly Bookish wrote: "Wow. Great review. I actually want to read this now. And to see what’s next in What The Actual Fuck Wednesday."Thank you so much!!! :)
‘that’s what the free space is for� 😂 i 🫶🏻 you
