Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell’s Reviews > Unhinged > Status Update
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 90% done
Fuck me to life
Fuck me up inside
Give this door a ride
Make me more than just a swinging board,
Patch me up with clay
Make the bad guy pay
Save me from the oak planks I've become
Fuck meeeeee tooooo lifeeeee
— Aug 23, 2023 10:57AM
Fuck me up inside
Give this door a ride
Make me more than just a swinging board,
Patch me up with clay
Make the bad guy pay
Save me from the oak planks I've become
Fuck meeeeee tooooo lifeeeee
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Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth ✨’s Previous Updates
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 70% done
Something about being called a good door made my human legs feel weak and shaky.
— Aug 23, 2023 10:31AM
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 42% done
“It’s not that I think you’re gonna knock me up with little, uh, trapdoors, or something, it’s that I only trust lysol so much and doorknobs are kinda germ magnets. No offense. Hopefully that doesn’t fuck with the mojo but I don’t need to explain a UTI from this."
Knock her up with little trapdoors omg-
— Aug 23, 2023 08:40AM
Knock her up with little trapdoors omg-
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 39% done
Wrapping my round brass protrusion in a soft cloth and a firm grip, she started polishing my knob with slow, smooth strokes that stirred something deep in my wood.
— Aug 23, 2023 08:39AM
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 38% done
If I hadn’t already been made of wood, I’d be stiff as a board at the sight.
— Aug 23, 2023 08:37AM
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 26% done
“I have no name but yours, Tana. I am your faithful guardian and protector, nothing more, nothing less. I am your door, and I love you.�
Me to my door: Why don't you do stuff like that? All you do is stub my toe and blow closed when I'm carrying in groceries
— Aug 23, 2023 08:18AM
Me to my door: Why don't you do stuff like that? All you do is stub my toe and blow closed when I'm carrying in groceries
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is 20% done
So the hero really is a door, confirmed
— Aug 22, 2023 10:51PM
Nenia � I yeet my books back and forth � Campbell
is starting
This What-the-Actual-Fuck-Wednesday, I will be reading the book where the girl fucks the door
— Aug 22, 2023 12:33AM
