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Notes:
(1) Not the most impressive group of Death Eaters here. A bunch of no-names, Buckbeak's would-be executioner and some Slytherin dads.
(2) Wormtail speaks rat. Apparently being animagus gives you the ability to speak to animals. I guess McGonagall speaks cat.
(3) Voldemort gives a traditional villain tell-all monologue. A tad cliché if you ask me.
— Apr 29, 2020 12:15AM

Notes:
(1) Not the most impressive group of Death Eaters here. A bunch of no-names, Buckbeak's would-be executioner and some Slytherin dads.
(2) Wormtail speaks rat. Apparently being animagus gives you the ability to speak to animals. I guess McGonagall speaks cat.
(3) Voldemort gives a traditional villain tell-all monologue. A tad cliché if you ask me.
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Notes:
(1) For someone who doesn't think much of muggles, Fudge sure loves to wear their clothes.
(2) "Sirius Black!" [Mrs. Weasley] shrieked, pointing at him.
"Mum, shut up!" Ron yelled. "It’s okay!"'
- Often a good "shut up" is the quickest remedy for hysteria.
(3) Dumbledore forces Sirius and Snape to shake hands. Ever the teacher, ever the students.
— May 02, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) For someone who doesn't think much of muggles, Fudge sure loves to wear their clothes.
(2) "Sirius Black!" [Mrs. Weasley] shrieked, pointing at him.
"Mum, shut up!" Ron yelled. "It’s okay!"'
- Often a good "shut up" is the quickest remedy for hysteria.
(3) Dumbledore forces Sirius and Snape to shake hands. Ever the teacher, ever the students.

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Notes:
(1) Fawkes uses his tears to speed up Harry's wounds healing. That's handy... sort of like wizard Polysporin.
(2) Now that Fleur likes Ron and pays him attention, I guess she's not hot no more. Not surprising. (see gif)
- Alternatively, once kissed, perhaps her veela powers wore off.
- Alternatively, perhaps Ron's shifted his attention elsewhere.
— May 01, 2020 12:45AM

Notes:
(1) Fawkes uses his tears to speed up Harry's wounds healing. That's handy... sort of like wizard Polysporin.
(2) Now that Fleur likes Ron and pays him attention, I guess she's not hot no more. Not surprising. (see gif)
- Alternatively, once kissed, perhaps her veela powers wore off.
- Alternatively, perhaps Ron's shifted his attention elsewhere.

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Notes:
(1) Harry's first clue should have been that Crouch always called Voldemort "The Dark Lord." All upright wizards use "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." The boldest just say Voldemort.
(2) Wonder if all the lip licking meant David Tennant needed ChapStick on standby?
(3) Karkaroff fled? Who's going to sail the ship back to Durmstrang? Magic, most likely.
— Apr 30, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) Harry's first clue should have been that Crouch always called Voldemort "The Dark Lord." All upright wizards use "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." The boldest just say Voldemort.
(2) Wonder if all the lip licking meant David Tennant needed ChapStick on standby?
(3) Karkaroff fled? Who's going to sail the ship back to Durmstrang? Magic, most likely.

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Notes:
(1) '"Stop being noble," said Harry irritably. "Just take it, then we can get out of here."'
- Yeah, Cedric, stop being noble! Wait... no! Be noble! Take a dive!
(2) First student death, and the series is never the same again.
(3) Baby Voldemort is no Baby Yoda.
(4) Color-changing tattoos would be a goldmine!
(5) "Lord Voldemort had risen again."
— Apr 28, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) '"Stop being noble," said Harry irritably. "Just take it, then we can get out of here."'
- Yeah, Cedric, stop being noble! Wait... no! Be noble! Take a dive!
(2) First student death, and the series is never the same again.
(3) Baby Voldemort is no Baby Yoda.
(4) Color-changing tattoos would be a goldmine!
(5) "Lord Voldemort had risen again."

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Notes:
(1) Harry: "Mrs. Weasley, you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione’s not my girlfriend."
Molly: "Oh! ... No � of course I didn’t!"
Narrator: "But she became considerably warmer toward Hermione after that."
(2) In North America we say "uh" not "er." The sphinx's password's "spiduh" to us.
— Apr 27, 2020 12:35AM

Notes:
(1) Harry: "Mrs. Weasley, you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione’s not my girlfriend."
Molly: "Oh! ... No � of course I didn’t!"
Narrator: "But she became considerably warmer toward Hermione after that."
(2) In North America we say "uh" not "er." The sphinx's password's "spiduh" to us.

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Notes:
(1) Continuity error. This is set in 1994, the Macarena (see gif) wasn't a thing until 1996.
- The male cheerleader on the right's creeping me out.
(2) "Fleur ... was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."
- Fleur loves ze bad boys.
— Apr 26, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) Continuity error. This is set in 1994, the Macarena (see gif) wasn't a thing until 1996.
- The male cheerleader on the right's creeping me out.
(2) "Fleur ... was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."
- Fleur loves ze bad boys.

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Glitchreads:
(1) Somehow, my recent review for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" switched editions. Normally I'd switch it back, but it's the second review I've written for the book, and ŷ only lets you switch the edition of either your earlier or more popular review. So now my book covers no longer match! and my OCD is driving me nuts!
— Apr 25, 2020 12:10AM

Glitchreads:
(1) Somehow, my recent review for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" switched editions. Normally I'd switch it back, but it's the second review I've written for the book, and ŷ only lets you switch the edition of either your earlier or more popular review. So now my book covers no longer match! and my OCD is driving me nuts!

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Notes:
(1) Krum's oddly puritan about Hermione possibly being with other guys. Who knew?
(2) Hagrid: “The less you lot ’ave ter do with these foreigners, the happier yeh’ll be. Yeh can� trust any of ’em.�
Harry: “You were getting on all right with Madame Maxime.�
Hagrid: “Don� you talk ter me abou� her! ... You can� trust any of ’em!�
- Xenophobic much?
— Apr 24, 2020 12:40AM

Notes:
(1) Krum's oddly puritan about Hermione possibly being with other guys. Who knew?
(2) Hagrid: “The less you lot ’ave ter do with these foreigners, the happier yeh’ll be. Yeh can� trust any of ’em.�
Harry: “You were getting on all right with Madame Maxime.�
Hagrid: “Don� you talk ter me abou� her! ... You can� trust any of ’em!�
- Xenophobic much?

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Notes:
(1) 'Both Harry’s and Ron’s [Easter eggs] were the size of dragon eggs and full of homemade toffee. Hermione’s, however, was smaller than a chicken egg. Her face fell when she saw it.
"Your mum doesn’t read 'Witch Weekly,' by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly.
"Yeah ... Gets it for the recipes."
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.'
— Apr 23, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) 'Both Harry’s and Ron’s [Easter eggs] were the size of dragon eggs and full of homemade toffee. Hermione’s, however, was smaller than a chicken egg. Her face fell when she saw it.
"Your mum doesn’t read 'Witch Weekly,' by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly.
"Yeah ... Gets it for the recipes."
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.'

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Notes:
(1) Ron: "I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She’s made you out to be some sort of � of scarlet woman!"
Hermione: "Scarlet woman?"
Ron: "It’s what my mum calls them."
- "Scarlet Woman" is one of my favorite euphemisms.
(2) I'm not gonna lie, I thoroughly enjoy drunk Winky.
(3) Gosh, house elves get downright mean when you insist they unionize.
— Apr 22, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Ron: "I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She’s made you out to be some sort of � of scarlet woman!"
Hermione: "Scarlet woman?"
Ron: "It’s what my mum calls them."
- "Scarlet Woman" is one of my favorite euphemisms.
(2) I'm not gonna lie, I thoroughly enjoy drunk Winky.
(3) Gosh, house elves get downright mean when you insist they unionize.
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I can see that. Things go by quite fast in the film whereas it takes up an entire chapter of the book. I feel the same way about the films in general, and prefer the books in nearly every respect.

I feel that Umbridge was a better villain
People hate her guts
While Voldemort is just there
I never ended up hating him🤷🏽♀�
Couldn't care less for him


I agree with you...Umbridge is realistic and reminds us the way power can be abused

I feel that Umbridge was a better villain
People hate her guts
While Voldemort is just there
I never ended up hating him🤷🏽♀�
Couldn't care less f..."
I agree about Umbridge being a better villain. Her sort of evil is a lot more personal, visceral and relatable. Funny you should bring this up, I was just thinking today that Voldemort's fairly generic, so far as personifications of evil go. I mean, I don't know what his goals are. He wants to take over and subjugate wizards in Britain, that much is clear. But to what end and why? At least with Umbridge it's fairly simple that she enjoys hurting children because she hates children. That's something I can wrap my head around.

Yes, relatable threats trigger memories and fears that existential threats simply aren't able to.


I agree with you...Umbridge is realistic and reminds us the way power can be abused"
Yes, definitely :)


I agree, and would have regarded his character a lot better if there was some backstory about what drove him to become his ultimate evil self. Seemingly he goes from student straight to monster with no in-between. I mean, give him a Miltonian treatment: get into his thought process a bit, give me a reason for his evil. Otherwise he's just a caricature.


Yeah, I suppose you can infer that from the books, but it's still a pretty big leap to totalitarian evil. Even if that were spelled out properly, dots still need to be connected.


I find it amusing to think that Lucius Malfoy pals around with dad Crabbe and dad Goyle the same as their kids. Like the Muppet Babies, but in reverse.
Also, I'm pretty sure Voldemort wrote, revised and rehearsed his return speech every day for the last thirteen years, as you say, just waiting for an audience. It's the performance of a lifetime! Finally his time to shine :)

Exactly!!!
We never know the reason or the circumstances because of which he becomes power hungry
I get that he wanted to rule the wizarding world but what were his motives???
Atleast Grindelwald had some reason😑
Take Thanos for eg. We know dude is crazy but atleast he makes somewhat sense
His 'solution' for the problem is wrong but we have to appreciate him as a villain
P.S. Sorry for the marvel eg...but l couldn't explain it other way😅

Exactly!!!
We never know the reason or the circumstances because of which he becomes power hungry
I get that he wanted to rule the wizarding world but what were his motives???
Atleast Grin..."
If someone forced me to make sense of it all, I'd reason that it's because Voldemort wants immortality, but to do that he'd need to practice dark magic, but dark magic is illegal, which means he'd have to make it so that wizard authorities can't stop him from using dark magic, which means becoming the wizarding authority.
To me that's the only logical explanation. But even reasoned out like that, it's missing the crucial piece of the puzzle, which is why immortality is so important to him.
No problem about the Marvel reference. I understand exactly what you mean, even though I'm probably the only one on earth who hasn't seen those movies. Just not a Marvel guy 😁

Your explanation makes more sense than other theories but we do know wizards usually have a longer life span than humans...take Dumbledore for eg
If Voldy had chilled a bit he would have survived much longer 🤦🏽♀�
Not a marvel fan??!!😱 Great thing you told me ....l was this 🤏🏽close to making marvel reference( basically use "End Game " Thanos to explain Voldy"s actions )
Also Slytherin Dads😂 lt felt as if almost every Slytherin in HP had dad issues

If Voldy had chilled a bit he would have survived much longer 🤦🏽♀�"
I suppose so, but there's a significant difference between an expanded lifespan and living forever. I'm guessing that living to upwards of 355 years (as was the case with Dippet) wasn't enough for him. As well, he might not want to age and get old, which might be a thing that comes with immortality.
Mrinmayi wrote: "Not a marvel fan??!!😱 Great thing you told me ....l was this 🤏🏽close to making marvel reference( basically use "End Game " Thanos to explain Voldy"s actions )"
I'm very much a DC Comics partisan. Though of the recent films, I've only seen about three or four of them. Not much of a movie guy either.
Mrinmayi wrote: "Also Slytherin Dads😂 lt felt as if almost every Slytherin in HP had dad issues"
I sort of feel like we don't really know many Slytherin dads. There's Malfoy's dad and Tom Riddle's dad, Certainly the latter was a fraught relationship. Malfoy seems a carbon copy of his dad, which may in itself be a source of issues. We meet Crabbe and Goyle's dads, but they don't say or do anything. I can't really think of any others. We don't know anything about Snape's dad or Slughorn's dad or Pansy Parkinson's dad or Blaise Zabini's dad or Marcus Flint's dad. It's possible dad issues are a Slytherin trait, it does feel that way in the books despite the lack of factual support 🤷♂�


Yes, rarely does someone else's interpretation or vision of things meet or surpass your own. Especially, as you say, when you're younger and imagination is much more bold and real.


Yeah, like many James Bond villains, he does seem to suffer from "why don't you just shoot him" disease. Possibly he was a theater kid. 🤷♂�


Yeah, I agree. It's been touched on in this thread already about Umbridge, that relatable villainy cuts deeper than existential evil. Monsters might frighten you to begin with, but once you get used to monsters, they lose all their power. Whereas regular everyday evil has a staying power. As well, it's tough to take Voldemort seriously when his first film appearance was horrible CGI on the back of a head. That, as you say, was cartoonish.



Yeah, Voldemort shouldn't be a hugger. Genuine or not, that he's seen to show care or affection for anyone, even his pet snake, just breaks the illusion of him as a force of pure malevolence. Homicidal maniacs shouldn't be telling people to "c'mon, bring it in."


True enough about Nagini... I suppose that's like a permanent hug. Voldemort mentions that he survived by possessing one animal body after another, which says something about his relationship with Nagini, that he never formed any similar bond with other animals. Though, I'll admit, not having watched the post-Potter films or read the books, I'm not exactly up on my Nagini lore, so "animal" may not be the right term.

Definitely! Plus all the other animals kept dying :/ The second Fantastic Beasts film actually addresses what exactly Nagini is!

Thanks for the info, Sophia. That's good to know. I look forward to getting to that. Even if the film's not so great, the information would certainly be worth the time 😁👍

No problem 😊 There is quite a lot of information in that film, so be prepared lol

I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks again :)

Glad to know you enjoyed them enough to rewatch them :)

I'm sure McGonagall enjoys many interesting and pleasant conversations. Possibly she pals around with Crookshanks 😁

Glad to know you enjoyed them enough to rewatch them :)"
Enough to rewatch maybe once. :)