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First tongue kiss at 93%. After this I will probably need some hard core erotica.
— Oct 22, 2022 04:04PM

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Why is she at a romance author convention meant for readers? Of course no one is going to her booth, readers don’t need graphic designers. This is stupid.
— Oct 22, 2022 02:36PM

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I’m so glad she FINALLY told us what kind of porn he likes. It’s been driving me crazy!
— Oct 21, 2022 10:35PM

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His reasons for not playing hockey are illogical. He didn’t like fighting so he played football instead. A full contact sport. And he plays defence.
I’m not defending hockey. I hate hockey. But I also hate football. So make it make sense.
— Oct 21, 2022 09:36PM
I’m not defending hockey. I hate hockey. But I also hate football. So make it make sense.

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Ok Canadians do not say eh all the freaking time. I never say it. Can we put that goddamn joke to rest forever now? I’m tired of it.
— Oct 21, 2022 08:58PM

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I definitely have bangiety now. The anxious feeling you get when characters don’t bang each other over the 50% mark.
— Oct 21, 2022 06:42PM
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I can’t really say what I think of Winnipeg without looking like a snob. Which to be fair, I am. 😈 so I will just say I’m glad this isn’t set there. Also because a football book set in Winnipeg would be about a cfl player and that’s unexciting because he’d also have a day job and would never be able to afford a housekeeper. Lol.


*though my snobby self would also point out that this is because that city can’t get any other professional sport franchise so they have little choice and little else to do there. 😈 but I didn't say that. 👀

Slow burns kill me but going in aware of it should help lol. If you see me ranting later and demanding they fuck already, that’s just how I read slow burn, it doesn’t mean I’m not totally invested in the story and enjoying myself.

Also, why were you in Winnipeg? If I may ask.

If I'm able to vacation, I try to vacation in Canada. I was up in Thief River Falls, MN several years ago and it wasn't doing much for me so I drove over to Winnipeg and stayed there 💖. There were a lot more museums than I was expecting lol


I loveee snow. I saw it for the first time in 2021 under not so great conditions but woah. It's so bright and pretty :O

Looking out your window and feeling like you live inside a snowglobe. Laying on your back in a sausage like snowsuit and looking up into the sky. Snowpeople, snow fort wars, sledding, skating on a frozen pond. Snow is nature’s best creation. And when it snows it’s usually not that cold because cold air can’t hold water vapours. Childhood isn’t childhood if you haven’t buried at least one of your family members under a few feet of snow. Even my dog loves the first accumulation. She goes crazy running around trying to eat it. Google dogs discovering snow, funniest videos ever.
So the freeze your face off or extreme cold advisories are around -20 degree windchill (Celsius) . The kind of cold where exposed skin gets frozen or frost bite can happen in under ten minutes of exposure. So the water just under your epidermis freezes which if you stay out too long will turn black and die. So that’s not fun. You have to stay inside, even kids at school can’t go outside. You can go door to car to door. You have to have your car stocked in case it breaks down so you don’t freeze to death. Canadians have been plugging in their cars long before Teslas to heat the oil pans because it can freeze the oil in your car and then it won’t start. I don’t do that here, it doesn’t get cold enough. So ya snow. It’s great. But cold can get out of hand.


That is scary. It's hard to even imagine living in that for months every year, but ig it's a byproduct of living somewhere northern. We all have the downsides. 😬 Does that happen often during the winter?
Yes I am 😅 That was actually a traumatic experience. No power for weeks. Water lines frozen so no access to water for a week. Couldn't start my car to leave for someplace else. So many deaths all because of TX's freaking shitty power company, which, btw, can't even handle our hot weather either 😖
When I was able to appreciate it, it was magical. I saw the fresh snow and tiny lil rabbit footprints and man...it was honestly beautiful.



And the extreme cold happens rarely where I live and probably only a few days a year or one or two spells in most places. Canadians mostly don’t live in the really cold places. Winnipeg is one of the colder cities in the winter but it’s way north of me. Even Minnesota is north of me. Cold makes people hearty. My husband is from the north and he’s crazy. He drives in blizzards and barely wears his coat. I think his blood might be as thick as molasses. (That might be the poutine though) He’s part lumberjack, part grizzly bear. And he’s only from two hours north of Timmins which is probably the same latitude as Winnipeg. In conclusion Winnipeg is terrible.
Toronto is the same latitude as Boston so it’s not too bad. Mostly moderate. My face is safe from freezing off.

Idk how ppl drive in the snow, much less a blizzard, it seems scary to me lol. The poutine 😂. Noted: Keep visiting Winnipeg, but only in the summer ✍️.

I need to visit Winnipeg IN summer for once.


Did you go already or are you planning it?


Don’t waste too much time on Niagara Falls. The falls, the casino and Clifton hill is it. It’s worth it to get a hotel room with a falls view though, Hilton falls view is the best but $$.
For Toronto there is so much� if you have kids the aquarium and science centre are both very good. The aquarium takes less than three hours and it’s at the base of the cn tower. The tower costs a mint to go up but if you go to the restaurant it’s included and the restaurant is expensive but good and it spins around. It’s a white table cloth kind of place and old school. Look at the menu online though because prices be cray.
The Christmas market will be out and it’s in the distillery district and it’s super cute and pretty. Lots of photo ops. Cool food trucks.
There is Amsterdam brewery, which is a brew pub and has farm to table and beer parings…hmmm eleven is good on front street.
One king west or the pantages are good hotels that aren’t chains. Lemme think a bit. I will send you a message.
