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“One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!”
― Reif Larsen, The Selected Works of T.S. Spivet

“There is something about a bathroom that feels like a fortress. A closed bathroom door may only be about two inches of plywood, but it feels like an iron bar.”
― Ursula Vernon, Castle Hangnail

“You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.”
― Pope John XXIII

“Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most quintessentially American artifact I have ever encountered: a bright blue rubber mat resting in the bottom of the urinal emblazoned with the following legend:

Epply
World's Cleanest Airport
Omaha, NE

God bless our relentless idiotic optimism.”
― Steve Almond, Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America

“I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I won't even enter.”
― Sally J. Pla, The Someday Birds

“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.
A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowski’s baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. I’d giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror.”
― Christy Heron, Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka.

“For breakfast to be called ‘in bedâ€� instead of ‘on top of a bed,â€� the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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― D.I. Bathrooms

“British bathroom designer Edward Lewis... went on to say, "The bathroom is the one room in which we are able to finally switch off from all that is going on around us and simply be alone with our thoughts, and reflect on the day. A chance to relax and wash life's little stresses, and above all, where inspiration strikes. It's an experience!”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

“If we cannot segregate ourselves from the opposite sex when vulnerable in locker rooms and bathrooms, if we cannot compete fairly in sports and other endeavors, then we lose all sense of self, security, and even justice.”
― Jessica Marie Baumgartner, Reclaiming Femininity: Saving Women's Traditions & Our Future