Black Friday Quotes
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“Into the breach, then. Against mobs of middle-aged moms and frightening harridans we shall prevail.â€�
She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword. “And damned be he—she—who cries, ‘Hold, enough!’�
“Misquote Shakespeare in front of Samuel, I dare you,â€� I told her, and she laughed.”
― Frost Burned
She nodded sharply, raising an invisible sword. “And damned be he—she—who cries, ‘Hold, enough!’�
“Misquote Shakespeare in front of Samuel, I dare you,â€� I told her, and she laughed.”
― Frost Burned
“You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes”
― Return to Stantasyland
― Return to Stantasyland

“And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in the latest styles from Old Navy, and laid him in a shopping cart, because they were waiting in line to get into Walmart.”
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“Black Friday â€� (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)
Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.”
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Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.”
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“They promise us once-in-a-lifetime bargains in the orgies of consumerism that are Black Friday and Cyber Monday. More likely, we end up with precious little, vacant souls and an ever-decreasing appreciation of humanity.”
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“Many people believe the busiest shopping day of the year is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Actually, the Friday and Saturday before Christmas are the two busiest shopping days of the year.”
― A Century of Christmas Memories, 1900-1999
― A Century of Christmas Memories, 1900-1999
“Black Friday doesn’t even cover love and happiness. They come from within and outside is without without the former.”
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“Black Friday
Covid 19 is still here, dangerous and killing. It is better and advisable for you to do your shopping online, rather going to push each other in retailors, because if there is someone, who is infected. That person might infect lot of people.
Shops should get websites and sell their products online. Also should make sure that their server can handle lot of traffic, it won’t crush, they should have redundancy , and their server should be able to handle lot of connections without timing out. They should take advantage of influencers and social media to market their product in time before black Friday.
Make sure you have the best Internet Service Provider, that won’t fail you, because people will be queueing online and those with good internet speed , bandwidth and good ISP providers will be having advantage on the queue. You can upgrade your line just for black Friday then downgrade it. Make sure you get yourself proper ISP that won’t drop connections, that won’t be slow to load pages, that wont timeout and that wont freeze. Be careful of hackers and scammers when you shop online. Make sure the shop is legit and your banking details are safe.”
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Covid 19 is still here, dangerous and killing. It is better and advisable for you to do your shopping online, rather going to push each other in retailors, because if there is someone, who is infected. That person might infect lot of people.
Shops should get websites and sell their products online. Also should make sure that their server can handle lot of traffic, it won’t crush, they should have redundancy , and their server should be able to handle lot of connections without timing out. They should take advantage of influencers and social media to market their product in time before black Friday.
Make sure you have the best Internet Service Provider, that won’t fail you, because people will be queueing online and those with good internet speed , bandwidth and good ISP providers will be having advantage on the queue. You can upgrade your line just for black Friday then downgrade it. Make sure you get yourself proper ISP that won’t drop connections, that won’t be slow to load pages, that wont timeout and that wont freeze. Be careful of hackers and scammers when you shop online. Make sure the shop is legit and your banking details are safe.”
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