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“The emptiness of your pocket is not a recipe for you to discount the value of your passion!”
― The Great Hand Book of Quotes
― The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half of winter. A Quinn is like a queen, but draggier, and cheaper to buy and use for personal gain, unless you’re suspicious that you’re poor and illiterate like Jarod Kintz, in which case Quinns could be the spirits of your dead relatives, come to haunt you until you gather a massive fortune through selling books on the internet, to send some back in time through a portal you bought from the NSA, so they would have lived better lives without having to move a finger for their fortune. Oh, yah, and since they aren’t - they’re blue, like smurfs, yet they turn purple whenever tickled on the belly, which is something they seem to rather dislike, since they start biting and scratching when it happens, for no good reason, I might add.”
― Nothing is here...
― Nothing is here...

“One of the most horrific things that you can do to yourself is to discount the abilities that you have to change yourself.”
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“Customer: This book has a couple of tears to some of the pages.
Me: Yes, unfortunately some of the older books haven’t had as much love as they should have done from previous owners.
Customer: So, will you lower the price? It says here it’s £20.
Me: I’m sorry but we take into account the condition of the books when we price them; if that book was in a better condition, it would be worth a lot more than £20.
Customer: Well, you can’t have taken this tear here into account *points to page* or this one here *points to another page* because my son did those two minutes ago.
Me: So, the book is now more damaged than it was before, because of your son?
Customer: Yes. Exactly. So will you lower the price?”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
Me: Yes, unfortunately some of the older books haven’t had as much love as they should have done from previous owners.
Customer: So, will you lower the price? It says here it’s £20.
Me: I’m sorry but we take into account the condition of the books when we price them; if that book was in a better condition, it would be worth a lot more than £20.
Customer: Well, you can’t have taken this tear here into account *points to page* or this one here *points to another page* because my son did those two minutes ago.
Me: So, the book is now more damaged than it was before, because of your son?
Customer: Yes. Exactly. So will you lower the price?”
― Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

“Ironically, the rich who can afford extravagance are the ones who benefit the most from cheap commodities. They buy bulk and get robust discounts. They have what it takes to trap a valuable possession when it is reduced to a fling away price, due to desperation. Thus the rich keep getting richer.”
― Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1
― Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“I like how grocery stores play music while I'm shopping. Vintage pop really makes me want to pay full price and avoid looking for discounts. I need to implement that financial psychology here on my duck farm.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I advise people to be careful about taking advice from long term Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) victims. If they have had it for decades and have not cleared it up, then you can discount what they have to say regarding curing the condition. However, they are an excellent resource on the biological harm of electromagnetic fields (EMF), EMF avoidance and low EMF products.”
― Curing Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
― Curing Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity

“Your next promotion, your next raise, your new job, your new relationship, your free sample or big discount, a better assignment…and much more might just be an ‘askâ€� away!”
― small wins BIG SUCCESS: A handbook for exemplary success in post Covid19 Outbreak Era
― small wins BIG SUCCESS: A handbook for exemplary success in post Covid19 Outbreak Era
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Delta Airlines is considered among the largest and most successful air carriers in the United States. Known for its unmatched in-flight and ground service quality; the airlines have the giant size of more than 910 fleets, operational on 325 destinations of 52 countries. The unabated thrust of airlines towards achieving a status of hospitality from better to best reflects the dedication and determination of the company for its customers. If you are planning for solo or family vacations, FirstFlyTravels will help you to access into the booking details of Delta Airlines Reservations along with other tour related amenities on your finger-tip.”
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