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Dumb Quotes

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Raheel Farooq
“Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.”
Raheel Farooq

Robert Higgs
“In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to useful working technologies. But in economics and the other social studies, nutty ideas may hang around for centuries. Today, leading presidential candidates and tens of millions of voters in the USA embrace ideas that might have been drawn from a 17th-century book on the theory and practice of mercantilism, and multitudes of politicians and ordinary people espouse notions that Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and others exploded more than two centuries ago. In these realms, nearly everyone simply believes whatever he feels good about believing.”
Robert Higgs

Richard M. Nixon
“When the President does it , that means that it is not illegal.”
Richard M. Nixon

Kamand Kojouri
“O woman,
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you redden your cheeks
and blacken your eyes?
Why do you remove the hair on your legs
and draw them into your brows?
Why do you hold your breath
lest your stomach show
and hold your fart
lest they know
that you¡¯re a human? O woman,
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you straighten your hair
to curl it next
and pretend to orgasm
so they think you enjoyed the sex?
Why do you dumb yourself down
and push your breasts up?
Why do you smile when you¡¯re told to
and love when you don¡¯t want to?
When? When
will you stop, woman?
Father says natural is beautiful
but that is doubtful
for what does father know
he¡¯s only a fellow.”
Kamand Kojouri

James Dashner
“A small hole in his shirt revealed a gooey red blob right in the meaty part above his armpit, blood pouring from the wound. It hurt. It hurt bad. If he¡¯d thought his headache downstairs had been tough, this was like three or four of those, all smashed into a coil of pain right there in his shoulder. And spreading through the rest of his body.
Newt was at his side, looking down with worried eyes.
¡°He shot me.¡± It just came out, a new number one on the list of the dumbest things he¡¯d ever said. The pain, like living metal staples running through his insides, pricking and scratching with their little sharp points. He felt his mind going dark for the second time that day.”
James Dashner, The Scorch Trials

Patrick Rothfuss
“Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.”
Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

Grant Morrison
“Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonderful world.”
Grant Morrison, Nameless

Bill  Gates
“Well, I went for a ride but I didn't find my car”
Bill Gates
tags: dumb

Eyden I.
“No matter how much the woman is beautiful, she will lose her womanhood if she is dumb, arrogant or liar.”
Eyden I., Woman's Book: Only For Men

Pam Hillman
“{She] ain¡¯t got the sense God gave a goat.”
Pam Hillman, Stealing Jake

Ben H. Winters
“It¡¯s such a fine line with people, whether they¡¯re playing dumb or being dumb.”
Ben H. Winters, The Last Policeman
tags: dumb

Jake Wood
“Much, much later. when I am back home and being treated for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). I will be enabled to see what was going on in my mind immediately after 11 August.

I am still capable of operating mechanically as a soldier in these following days. But operating mechanically as a soldier is now all I am capable of.

Martin says he is worried about me. He says I have the thousand-yard stare'.

Of course, I cannot see this stare. But by now we both have more than an idea what it means.

So, among all the soldiers here, this is nothing to be ashamed of. But as it really does just go with the territory we find ourselves in. it is just as equally not a badge of honour.

Martin is seasoned enough to never even think this. but I know of young men back home, sitting in front of war films and war games, who idolise this condition as some kind of mark of a true warrior. But from where I sit, if indeed I do have this stare, this pathetically naive thinking is a crock of shit. Because only some pathetically naive soul who had never felt this nothingness would say something so fucking dumb.

You are no longer human, with all those depths and highs and nuances of emotion that define you as a person.
There is no feeling any more, because to feel any emotion would also be to beckon the overwhelming blackness from you. My mind has now locked all this down. And without any control of this self-defence mechanism my subconscious has operated. I do not feel any more.

But when I close my eyes. I see the dead Taliban looking into this blackness. And I see the Afghan soldier's face staring into it, singing gently as he slips into another world. And I see Dave Hicks's face. shaking gently as he tries to stay awake in this one.

With this, I lift myself up, sitting foetal and hugging my knees on my sleeping mat.”
Jake Wood, Among You: The Extraordinary True Story of a Soldier Broken By War

Chuck Palahniuk
“Watching hours of television seemed to help, but it took brainpower to be so dumb.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Make Something Up: Stories You Can't Unread

Shannon L. Alder
“God doesn't ordain stupidity.”
Shannon L. Alder

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“If there¡¯s one thing that¡¯s irrefutably absurd, it¡¯s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough

Edward I. Koch
“Life is indeed precious and I believe the death penalty helps to affirm that fact.”
Edward I. Koch

“Always follow your brain, because your heart is dumb as shit”
Steve Shook

S.A. Tawks
“It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.”
S.A. Tawks, Mule

Nancy Pelosi
“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs”
Nancy Pelosi

Gerald R. Ford
“If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.”
Gerald R. Ford

Sarah Palin
“We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.”
Sarah Palin

Al Gore
“I took the initiative in creating the Internet”
Al Gore
tags: dumb, gaffe

Dan Groat
“I don¡¯t know how a reporter would ever understand a politician. Your job is supposed to be about finding the truth and enlightening people. Right? A politician¡¯s job is about hiding the truth and fooling people. Right? You want us to be better informed so we get smarter. They think we¡¯re dumb and it¡¯s to their advantage to keep us that way.”
Dan Groat, An Enigmatic Escape: A Trilogy

Deyth Banger
“I still remember what my father said "There are on the stadium 22 idiots, which are running after ball.". From where did he knew that??
He knew it from guarding the stadium, so my question is why we don't watch how a dog catch a ball?
But we watch 22 idiots running after the ball??
What are the differences??
That the dog can't kick the ball, but the humanity can?? - Wow, wow that's a great discovery for a dumb person!”
Deyth Banger

“The source is Twitter, home of the stupidest people on the internet.
Okay, Basariters, rip it apart.”
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Robin Sacredfire
“Beliefs are a powerful thing. I often travel the world and sometimes the local waitresses attending me are nervous if they can¡¯t speak English. Now, when this happens, I point at the pictures in the menu. However, I¡¯ve noticed that the ones with the strongest beliefs, the most nervous ones, still do a mistake in my order. Another interesting things to notice in these situations is that, when I correct them, by pointing again at what I ordered before, they recognize their mistake, but get angry, as if their mistake was my fault, and that¡¯s called irresponsibility. Now, when you combine irresponsibility with the wrong beliefs, you have a a very dumb person. That¡¯s what stupidity is, it¡¯s a human being doing the wrong things with the wrong beliefs and never ever accepting any responsibility for it. That¡¯s how those with the lowest spiritual conscience behave in general with themselves and others.”
Robin Sacredfire

Dana Perino
“The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.”
Dana Perino

“its okay Ziggy, everyone is scared of something"
"even you Sportacus"?
"no”
Lazy Town

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn¡¯t help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough