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Humour Quote Quotes

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“Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.”
R.D. Ronald

Cassandra Clare
“One minute you're munching on a faerie plum the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not,' he added hastily, 'that this has ever happened to me.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

R.L. Mathewson
“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova Scotia. . .Again" he said Softly loving the way she practically shook with rage against him.
"I knew that was you, you bastard" She snarled, looking torn between going for his nipples again or just out right killing him.
"You deserved it", he felt obligated to remind her.
She scoffed. "I was twelve!"
"you super glued my shorts to my ass!"
the smile that teased her lips transformed her face from beautiful to breathtakingly beautiful in a matter of seconds. . .
She chuckled softly as she moved to put a little space between them. "I actually forgot about that".”
R.L. Mathewson, Checkmate

Rick Riordan
“Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday....”
Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

Keisha Keenleyside
“Love is relentless, and so am I ;)”
Keisha Keenleyside

Stewart Stafford
“Never become an adult! They're stressed-out, miserable creatures.”
Stewart Stafford

Stewart Stafford
“If someone threatens you for telling a joke, that's all the more reason to tell it. Humour is the perfect antidote to fanaticism.”
Stewart Stafford

Richard Wright
“He did not like me and I did not like him, though I tried harder than he to conceal my dislike.”
Richard Wright, Black Boy

James Dashner
“Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm not here.”
James Dashner, The Maze Runner

“She probably thinks the spiritual path is a new style of pavers available at Bunnings.”
PJ Mayhem, Call me Kismet

Ljupka Cvetanova
“I think therefore I am not sure.”
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

Stewart Stafford
“If I decide to get a tattoo, it'll be a map of where I live on my chest in case I ever get amnesia.”
Stewart Stafford

“Wonders Does Psychology Reverse.”
Omar Cherif

F.D.  Lee
“There are a number of rules that should be observed when one meets royalty, ranging from what one can say and when, to where one should stand, when one can sit, even where one should look. Sindy bobbed a nervous curtsy and, before being introduced, blurted out an invitation to come inside whilst looking John directly in the eye.”
F. D. Lee, The Fairy's Tale

“Let us not judge other beliefs negatively, none of us has ever seen God.”
Ajith Isaiah Majok

Danielle  Evans
“she's like a crayon drawing he's handing me, and like her or not I'll have to pin her to my refrigerator for years.”
Danielle Evans

“Aristocracy, nowadays : A Man who keeps on showing his stolen Car Keys”
Jean-Michel Rene SOUCHE, Paintings Catalogue: Paintings Catalogue by French Artist Jean-michel Rene Souche, Odessa

“- We will have two weddings, my daughter's wedding and your wedding..
- Did you hit your head or something? We spoke that night and i remember telling you that I thank god my marriage is not soon!
- Yes, I remember, then I thought about it and said to myself, why shouldn't you suffer too?!”
Islam Bakli, كل شيء بقدر

“Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

Neil Leckman
“I kept having the same dream over and over.
I guess my conscious can't afford any new ones.

Broke like me..”
Neil Leckman

“Two heads are better than one. Except two empty heads.”
Zain Abdul Nassir

“Discipline is compulsory for success. Patience, self control and focus are fruits of discipline.”
Usie Mavuso

“Buddhists are fundamentally just lazy people who've mastered avoidance—avoid Buddhists”
Daily Florence, Grace - A Funny Book For Women

Finn Eccleston
“I was very responsible, and very mature.
Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now.
We’re focused on me.”
Finn Eccleston, The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

Finn Eccleston
“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now.
We’re focused on me.”
Finn Eccleston, The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

“When you pay high for the priceless, you’re getting it cheap.”
S.N.Behrman

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