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“Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.”
― Joss Stirling, Seeking Crystal

“It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“Otis clopped forward and sighed. "Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings-"
Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“His brother Blerg had a red ball with Kurt Cobain's face on it. Blerg kept looking back and forth between me and the ball like he was trying to imagine me without the choppy haircut.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor

“Stranger Danger.

You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”
― Samantha Markum, This May End Badly

“Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions.”
― Zechariah Barrett

“Sweet potato fries?”
― Jamie McGuire

“Death is inevitable; by facing Rupert you areonly learning how to prolong your miserable end. Strength is nothing when we jump off this mortal coil, and offers no sweet solace when it is over,�� he said. ��

See?�� Celestina planted her hands on her hips. “He also thinks you need to attack more.��

“How on earth did you get ‘attack more�� out of that?”
― K.M. Shea, Magic Redeemed

“Oh you rebel you!”
― Mallory Hopkins

“...and then she smacketh me across mine visage.”
― Zechariah Barrett

“And I don’t have a weird thing with Simon Snow,�� Cath said. “I’m just really active in the fandom.”��
“What the fuck is ‘the fandom��?��
“You wouldn’t understand,�� Cath sighed, wishing she hadn’t used that word, knowing that if she tried to explain herself any further, it would just make it worse.”
― Rainbow Rowell, Fangirl

“Inside jokes should never be inverted. That would make them outside jokes, and those often get carried away—mostly by the wind.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“Just because you saved the worlds, you don’t get to be a smartass the minute you wake up,�� Vidrol warned. “We started up a wife obedience school in Foraether and we’re not above sending you to it.��

“You didn’t,�� I challenged.

“It’s in the planning stages,�� he hedged, biting his lip.

“Come here,�� I rasped, watching him. “Let me hit you.��

“My close friends here will never let you,�� he said. “We recently bonded, and I have full confidence that they will protect me at all costs.”
― Jane Washington, A World of Lost Words

“So, that's okay. It's not like you're turning into an Endarkened or something, like Kellen's evil stepbrother Anigrel the Black.”
― Mercedes Lackey, The Phoenix Unchained

“Brilliant. Marvelous.”
― Kate Noble, The Game and the Governess

“I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“Just because you're dancing like a sexy boss ass bitch doesn't mean you am." 2016”
― Raybell

“Just because you're dancing like a boss ass bitch doesn't meant you am”
― Rachel "Raybell" 2016

“Just because you're dancing like a sexy boss ass bitch doesn't meant you am.”
― Raybell 2016

“So there’s no hit list?��

“Ah, ah…�� He leaned in closer, his mouth next to my ear. “Ah-choo.”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.��

Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in that department"

"I thought it might use air magic to lift something up,"

"Oh I’m sure it does. With a little blowing, it’ll lift right up.��

“More like explode,”
― H.A. Wills, Bound Spirit