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“Come hither, Fool."

The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

“ Safety first!

Just kidding. Coffee first, Safety's, like , third or fourth.

-MEME”
― Darynda Jones, Summoned to Thirteenth Grave

“It doesn’t have to be perfect to be better than a hotbed of rape threats and Nazi memes.”
― Adam Kotsko

“Only get what you want after you get what you need.”
― Alonso Montori

“Manufacturing consent begins by weaponizing the meme and utilizing the censorship algorithms of Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.”
― James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies

“First and foremost, the most profound weapon a nation or special interest can possess is “controlâ€� over information. This contributes to control over the narrative and the meme is the embryo of the narrative.”
― James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies

“A meme a day keeps the planes away.”
― Meme McDonald

“Show me your favorite memes, and I'll tell you if I have time to meet up for coffee. If they're not absurd, then order yours today from BearPaw Duck Farm for ONLY $19.95!”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Why yes, I have discovered the joy of cooking. It's when my husband does it. â€� MEME”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Theoretically is the key word here.”
― Alonso Montori

“Woah. Woah.. Woah... WOAH! Woawoawoawoawoawoah-”
― Crash Bandicoot

“Dude, you grabbed my cock!”
― Avaneesh Devkota

“Well, don't just stand there," she says. "Give us a love scene worthy of the ages, or at least a viral meme.”
― Neal Shusterman, UnSouled

“So, the first things we must do is decide which it is: A
substantive and hidden thing that produces cultural symptoms or it is the meme “hypothesisâ€� and testable. If it is not falsifiable it cannot meet the criteria of scientific fact, according to the very structure of the scientific methodology itself. This would put it in the latter category of faith-based belief systems”
― L.B. Ó Ceallaigh, The Bifrost and The Ark: Examining the Cult and Religion of New Atheism

“Oh hey
I was just boutta go to bed
I know we couldn't skype tonight
But that's alright

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I'll see you tomorrow”
― Muudea Sedik

“Că însă un patron absolut ticălos precum Hegel, a cărui întreagă pseudofilozofare a fost de fapt o amplificare monstruoasă a argumentului ontologic, a căutat să-I apere pe acesta împotriva criticii lui Kant constituie o alianţă de care însuÅŸi argumentului ontologic i s-ar face ruÅŸine, oricât de puÅ£in are el de-a face cu ruÅŸinea.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer, On the Fourfold Root of the Principle of Sufficient Reason

“Today’s generation is laughing at people who are suffering , poor and misfortune. You post your picture starving. They turn it into a meme.
Then expect to be blessed with good health and wealth.”
― De philosopher DJ Kyos

“I own the world’s first Meme Farm that also raises ducks. I teach them how to swim. But not the ducks, because they are born knowing that water skill.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Theoretically.”
― Alonso Montori

“She acts all scary, but she's been unusually nice to us, so... I know! She's the Tsundere-type zombie, amiright?!”
― Sakazaki Freddie, Land of the Rising Dead: A Tokyo School Girl's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

“Quick release makes it fly better.”
― Avaneesh Devkota

“Her happiness lay at the other extreme from discipline, in noisy parties, in gossip about lovers, in prolonged sessions with her girl friends, where they learned to smoke and talked about male business, and where they once got their hands on some cane liquor and ended up naked, measuring and comparing the parts of their bodies.”
― Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

“unfortunately, one of the logical consequences of the meme hypothesis that, as a parasite, all information becomes discursive thought. Schizophrenics are typically the only people to experience discursive thoughts, and most people are not, in fact, schizophrenic.”
― Andrew T Kelly, The Bifrost and The Ark: Examining the Cult and Religion of New Atheism

“The meme is the new form of jokes.”
― Anonymous

“Not having self-worth can be detrimental to your health, wealth, success, relationships, parenting ability, happiness, and probably a lot more. It ruins your experience of life. Worth is like a light switch. Low self-worth switches the light off. You live in the darkness and the shadows, unable to see all the beautiful things in the world around you. By increasing self-worth, the light switches on. Now you can see all the beauty life has to offer in all its colorful glory.”
― Rachel D. Greenwell

“Memes don't move: Signal-instigators do. This means the idea of a meme may be a meme, but the spoken word 'meme' is not itself a meme; it is a signal. A meme can only be a state of matter coded in 'brain language.”
― Robert Aunger, The Electric Meme: A New Theory of How We Think

“Co to kurwa znaczy salonowe?”
― Mr Weedhead

“Co Ci to kurwa przeszkadza gówniarzu?Wypierdalaj stÄ…d.”
― Å»ul FBI

“Nie odmawia siÄ™ kiedy pieniÄ…dz woÅ‚a.”
― Janusz Tracz

“Facebook: Type Password
Me: *typing* Password
Facebook: Your Password is Incorrect
Me: *typing* Incorrect
Facebook: Try Again
Me: *typing* Again
Facebook: (¬_¬")
Me: (à¸� •_â€�)à¸�”
― Internet