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“I bet you're worried. I was worried. I was worried about vaginas. I was worried about what we think about vaginas, and even more worried that we don't think about them.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues
“脭, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent,
more perfect than all that a man can invent.”
― The Love of Europa: Limited Time Edition
more perfect than all that a man can invent.”
― The Love of Europa: Limited Time Edition
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”
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“Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one has ever asked them before.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues
“Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.”
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“Be glad you don't have a vagina," my friend, who does have a vagina, told me. "You have to have a special doctor. You have to have these awful exams where you basically get naked and then remove your dignity. And then the various parts down there can get cancer and have to get cut out. I'm telling you, having a vagina is like having a pet. Like a dog that's always chasing cars."
When she described it this way, it did seem a blessing that I was born without a vagina. I mean, I can't even handle having a heart.”
― Possible Side Effects
When she described it this way, it did seem a blessing that I was born without a vagina. I mean, I can't even handle having a heart.”
― Possible Side Effects
“Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.”
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“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips are too big or two small. Let me put your fears to rest: There is no such thing as an ugly pussy.”
― Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
― Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
“Vaginas have never appealed to him: their cabbage-like folds, their long, hidden corridor. He craves the long thrust of the cock, its heady insistence, and the challenge of a body like his.”
― The Immortalists
― The Immortalists
“Menstruosity was the condition of being menstruous. And menstruous had once meant horribly filthy or polluted. Menstruous. Like monstrous. It came closest to explaining how I felt. Lizzie had called it 鈥淭he Curse". She had never heard of menstruation and laughed when I said it.”
― The Dictionary of Lost Words
― The Dictionary of Lost Words
“There were so many words to describe the bleeding. Menstrue was the same as catamenia. It meant unclean blood. But what blood was clean? It always left a stain.”
― The Dictionary of Lost Words
― The Dictionary of Lost Words
“In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark.”
― How to Be a Woman
― How to Be a Woman
“When you鈥檙e a woman in a man鈥檚 world, then you can lecture me on how I should do my job. Until then, I have the vagina and you have the penis. You have the advantage. Always.”
― For the Love of Beard
― For the Love of Beard
“They were looking at videos, and the woman was giggling quietly, as they often do in porn stores, unable to believe what they鈥檙e seeing, the monuments men have built to vaginas and to the very notion of sex.”
― Arcade
― Arcade
“I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.”
― Short Century
― Short Century
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”
― Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
― Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
“I try to analyze the peculiar warmth and throbbing in my vagina. Is it attraction or a urinary tract infection?”
― Man Hands
― Man Hands
“I was thinking that you're right about vaginas not being remotely related to flowers. They don't smell the same or feel the same, and they're not pretty in any way that would make you want to put them in a vase in your kitchen." ...
"I'm not saying they can't be in the flower family, just that they can't be a lily or a daffodil. If they had to be a flower ... then they'd be an anomaly-type flower, the badass ones that eat flies."
"Venus fly traps!"
"Exactly”
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"I'm not saying they can't be in the flower family, just that they can't be a lily or a daffodil. If they had to be a flower ... then they'd be an anomaly-type flower, the badass ones that eat flies."
"Venus fly traps!"
"Exactly”
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“They discuss whether discharge - with its pejorative connotations - is itself a patriarchal term. They decide that there are as many different types of vaginal abjects as Inuits have words for snow. They watch with satisfaction as the boys cringe. They feel a power. They become electric.”
― Expectation
― Expectation
“I nodded sagely, pretended to be making some sort of useful observation of the white surfaces and clear tubes and gray machines that I lacked the doctorates to comprehend, and thought about dualism. Good and evil. Man and woman. All forces and powers and principalities equal and opposite. The notion that we live in a universe with that kind of comforting, obvious ledger. That is the kind of thinking that makes people believe that the moon controls menstrual cycles, that vaginas are magic, when all they really are is blood and tissue and, in the instance of one particularly ugly case that I drink to forget about, teeth. They're impressively versatile and under the right circumstances a lot of fun, but no more or less miraculous than your twenty-ninth vertebra.”
― Monsters in a Mirror: Strange Tales from the Chapel Perilous
― Monsters in a Mirror: Strange Tales from the Chapel Perilous
“Medicine is supposed to be unbiased," she says. "But when we look at the bigger picture of it, we can see that it is far from that.”
― Vagina Obscura: An Anatomical Voyage
― Vagina Obscura: An Anatomical Voyage
“She remembered what her aunts had told her about a woman鈥檚 vaginal walls becoming thinner and drier in later years, which could lead to discomfort and even pain when penetration occurred. At that later stage in her life, she decided that having a meticulous, seasoned deep-sea pearl diver, a lover who understood various ways to please her, would be far more advantageous than being with some insensitive Neanderthal slamming his clumsy, Moby Dick harpoon into her tender, late vintage sugar walls.”
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