Vagina Quotes
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“No wonder male religious leaders so often say that humans were born in sin鈥攂ecause we were born to female creatures. Only by obeying the rules of the patriarchy can we be reborn through men. No wonder priests and ministers in skirts sprinkle imitation birth fluid over our heads, give us new names, and promise rebirth into everlasting life.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“The heart is capable of sacrifice. So is the vagina. The heart is able to forgive and repair. It can change it's shape to let us in. It can expand to let us out. So can the vagina. It can ache for us and stretch for us, die for us and bleed and bleed us into this difficult, wondrous world. So can the vagina. I was there in the room. I remeber.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“Young girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives.”
― Scars Of Beauty
― Scars Of Beauty

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“I didn鈥檛 hear words that were accurate, much less prideful. For example, I never once heard the word clitoris. It would be years before I learned that females possessed the only organ in the human body with no function than to feel pleasure. (If such an organ were unique to the male body, can you imagine how much we would hear about it鈥攁nd what it would be used to justify?)”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“...when I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out of me...”
― American Psycho
― American Psycho

“Moving from phonetics to etymology, 鈥榲agina鈥� originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain鈥檛 got no vagina.”
― Cunt: A Declaration of Independence
― Cunt: A Declaration of Independence

“I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-- a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them-- like the Bermunda Triangle.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.”
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“It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct-- "Darling, could you stroke my vagina?"-- you kill the act right there. I'm worried about vaginas, what we call them and don't call them.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues

“Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me鈥擨 spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.”
― Arcadia
― Arcadia

“If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap gently on the window and ask us to please be more quiet, Natalie might simply lift up her skirt and mash her vagina against the window while extending her middle finger.”
― Running with Scissors
― Running with Scissors

“John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you鈥檙e a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn鈥檛 belong here. So I鈥檓 going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can鈥檛 do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay.”
― Far from the Tree: Parents, Children, and the Search for Identity
― Far from the Tree: Parents, Children, and the Search for Identity

“Why do "balls" equate to toughness and "pussy" equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the "nuts" sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?”
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“Assuming that all 鈥榰nschooled鈥� people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.”
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“Vagina man,鈥� said Bunny, and his two colleagues went quiet and nodded in silent agreement.”
― The Death of Bunny Munro
― The Death of Bunny Munro

“I realized that the hair is there for a reason 鈥� it鈥檚 the leaf around the flower, the lawn around the house. You have to love the hair in order to love the vagina. You can鈥檛 pick the parts you want.”
― The Vagina Monologues
― The Vagina Monologues
“Your vagina is another planet. If you could shrink down to the size of a grain of sand and go between your own legs, you'd find a wondrous realm of humid jungles, cool caves, and viscous pits of mucus created by your teeming ecosystem of microscopic life. Like your gut or your mouth, your reproductive tract is home to billions of microbes, which work together to repel disease and create the ideal conditions for you. Its landscapes are populated by clusters of long, thin rods and hordes of tiny round balls that cling to its contours. These microbes live together in a delicate balance, spewing acid to stop would-be colonizers from worlds far-off (tampons, toys, penises) or nearby (the anus).”
― Vagina Obscura: An Anatomical Voyage
― Vagina Obscura: An Anatomical Voyage

“Vagina is the epitome of resilience.”
― Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World
― Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“One more thing about women's external genitals. The name for the whole package of female genitalia is "vulva." "Vagina" refers to the internal reproductive canal that leads up to the uterus. People often use "vagina" to refer to the vulva, but now you know better.”
― Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life
― Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life

“One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.”
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“Worship of balls is but a prehistoric mania. There will be no balls without a vagina.”
― Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World
― Handcrafted Humanity: 100 Sonnets For A Blunderful World

“Amazing, the variety in shape and size of the female sex organ. They can be as different as people鈥檚 heights or IQs.”
― The Elephant Vanishes
― The Elephant Vanishes

“Witchcraft stemmed from woman鈥檚 insatiable lust, he imagined. Her vagina just couldn鈥檛 get enough. Just look at its form! It was these deeply insalubrious desires that supposedly put woman in contact with the devil and led her to ruin.”
― Mother of Invention: How Good Ideas Get Ignored in an Economy Built for Men
― Mother of Invention: How Good Ideas Get Ignored in an Economy Built for Men

“Es cierto que la situaci贸n no es tan grave como en la 茅poca victoriana, cuando las mujeres no eran m谩s que 芦un vestido禄 con una cabeza en lo alto; pero es f谩cil darse cuenta del camino que nos queda por recorrer: basta con constatar que las mujeres todav铆a tenemos que esforzarnos para encontrar una palabra aceptable con que denominar la parte de nuestro cuerpo m谩s fundamental y definitoria: los genitales. En 2012, a la congresista de Michigan Lisa Brown se le prohibi贸 seguir interviniendo en el Congreso por haber pronunciado la palabra 芦vagina禄 en un debate sobre la anticoncepci贸n. El congresista republicano Mike Callton argument贸 que la palabra era tan 芦repugnante y asquerosa que 茅l jam谩s se atrever铆a a pronunciarla ni delante de una mujer ni de un grupo de hombres y mujeres禄.”
― More Than a Woman
― More Than a Woman

“She remembered what her aunts had told her about a woman鈥檚 vaginal walls becoming thinner and drier in later years, which could lead to discomfort and even pain when penetration occurred. At that later stage in her life, she decided that having a meticulous, seasoned deep-sea pearl diver, a lover who understood various ways to please her, would be far more advantageous than being with some insensitive Neanderthal slamming his clumsy, Moby Dick harpoon into her tender, late vintage sugar walls.”
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