It’s just so hokey and corny. And the chemistry isn’t there and the MMC has the flattest redemption arc ever and it’s too neatl**spoiler alert** 2.3/5
It’s just so hokey and corny. And the chemistry isn’t there and the MMC has the flattest redemption arc ever and it’s too neatly wrapped up. It’s boring. Also if he called her good girl one more fucking time I was going to throw the book (e-reader). You can’t come up with any other fucking praise???
Monster (orc). Gamer petite FMC. Grumpy MMC. Daddy issues MMC. Different peen (huge. Thick. Pierced). Jacobs ladder. Stud above cock that vibrates and sucks clit. Mutual masturbation. Massive peen.Faerie fruit that makes her sex crazed. Aphrodisiac seed/cum. Knotting. Praise kink. No OMD/OWD. No cheating. No breakup. No pregnancy.
The good: He dirty. There is a lot of smut and it’s goooood. When stuff goes wrong, it’s his fault (I hate**spoiler alert** 2.2/5
Hugely. Disappointed.
The good: He dirty. There is a lot of smut and it’s goooood. When stuff goes wrong, it’s his fault (I hate having to watch the FMC be in the wrong or apologize ...more
Idk. I just didn’t enjoy the characters or the relationship or the plot.
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen (circle of ridges below the h**spoiler alert** 2.5/5
Idk. I just didn’t enjoy the characters or the relationship or the plot.
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen (circle of ridges below the head and at the base. 3 holes of tip). Low angst. No OWD/OMD. FMC with no family and on the run, accused of a crime she didn’t commit. Traumatized warrior MMC. Former convict MMC (falsely imprisoned). Isolated gruff MMC. Stretching/stuffing. Massive peen she takes with no prep ...more
I felt like I was being told a story, not reading one. It was so clinical. And the constant recap of things that **spoiler alert** 1.5/5
Cozy garbage.
I felt like I was being told a story, not reading one. It was so clinical. And the constant recap of things that happened 5 pages ago really annoyed me a lot.
Monster (orc). Double virgins. Insufferable characters. No OMD/lite OWD (someone thinks she is dating MMC). No angst. Boring. No plot. No cheating. Epilogue 9 months later with birth. ...more
Surprisingly good. The MMC is the most respectful and sweet cinnamon roll. Nothing but green flags and soft possessiveness. Hon**spoiler alert** 4.5/5
Surprisingly good. The MMC is the most respectful and sweet cinnamon roll. Nothing but green flags and soft possessiveness. Honestly I Loved the MMC and FMC. Both total cinnamon rolls.
Monster (Minotaur). No angst. No drama. No OMD/OWD. No cheating. No breakup. Fated mates. 1/8 fairy FMC. HUGE cock (need both hands and barely touch around the girth). Tail. Stuffing/stretching. Anal play. Epilogue 8 months later, considering getting pregnant.
Ugh. How dare you make me like a swamp monster romance so much? I loved the characters and their love developing felt believabl**spoiler alert** 4.6/5
Ugh. How dare you make me like a swamp monster romance so much? I loved the characters and their love developing felt believable. I like the external conflict and the smut was hot. Dang it, I just really liked it.
Monster (swamp monster - half dryad, half man). Virgin FMC. Virgin MMC. Different peen (Thick gnarled length with vines along the base). Massive peen. Caught MMC masturbating. Who did this to you. She touches him while he sleeps. Premature cums (as soon as he enters her). Healing oil. Stuffing/stretching. Realistic first time. No OWD. Some OMD (her stepfather wants to capture her and marry her). No cheating. No breakup. Epilogue 3 month later where they are married and she is pregnant. ...more
God that was bad. Honey is so hit or miss and this missed big time. It was so cringy and rushed and it wasn’t sweet or spicy re**spoiler alert** 1.9/5
God that was bad. Honey is so hit or miss and this missed big time. It was so cringy and rushed and it wasn’t sweet or spicy really. The sweetness was embarrassing and the spice was bland.
Monster (orc). Bodyguard romance. Different peen (huge, green, ornate raised design along the length interspersed with piercings). Spanking. Tortured hero “I don’t want to hurt you. I’m too strong. Barf�. No OWD. Kinda OMD (some loser tries to date rape her at the start). No cheating. No breakup. Epilogue with marriage and pregnancy 2 months later ...more
Neglected captive female to a wealthy bad man (father) âœ� Sold to another bad man âœ� Bodyguard romance âœ� Sweet innocent FMC âœ� ±á±ðâ€�**spoiler alert** 4.4/5
Neglected captive female to a wealthy bad man (father) âœ� Sold to another bad man âœ� Bodyguard romance âœ� Sweet innocent FMC âœ� ±á±ð’s not good enough for her âœ� Chosen mates âœ� MMC can’t get aroused for anyone but his mate âœ�
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen (long thick shaft as wide as her wrist with ridges down both sides of the length. Flared head that changes shape). Low angst. Scenting arousal. No OWD/OMD (she is engaged to a bad alien man but doesn’t love him). Purple alien Traumatized warrior MMC with glowing silver eyes and trust issues. Innocent daughter of a crime lord FMC (who MMC kidnaps). No cheating. No breakup. Mating bite.
Epilogue 4 months later and a few months pregnant (they have a tiny daughter)....more
I liked Lottie and I loved that most of the book was them getting to the farm and falling in love. Their relationship didn’t re**spoiler alert** 3.7/5
I liked Lottie and I loved that most of the book was them getting to the farm and falling in love. Their relationship didn’t real rushed like most of these alien romance books do.
The constant waffling back and forth that Jessa does is redundant. I didn’t like he inner monologue and it made the book drag o**spoiler alert** 2.3/5
The constant waffling back and forth that Jessa does is redundant. I didn’t like he inner monologue and it made the book drag on. Though she really did feel like she was 23 and independent for the first time (I’m sure I was annoying then too). I also couldn’t stand the delayed communication. Everytime one of them went to tell the other something critically important they were like “I’ll just tell them later tonight� and then something happened so they couldn’t mention it. It was so annoying. Miscommunication-adjacent.
Sweet. Fluff. Omegaverse. seventeen-year age gap. knotting. heat. DDlg. Abusive former pack. Spanking. Claiming.
Trigger warnings: mentions of partner loss (MMC), and mentions of mental/ physical abuse (FMC). ...more
How is Evie so innocent if she’s lived on the streets for so long? And how is she so quick to trust? But whatever.
Also. Crazy **spoiler alert** 3.3/5
How is Evie so innocent if she’s lived on the streets for so long? And how is she so quick to trust? But whatever.
Also. Crazy to have DDlg vibes with a sweet small town alien romance but whatever.
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen (circle of ridges below the head and at the base. 3 holes of tip). Low angst. No OWD/OMD. Age gap. Crazy INNOCENT YOUNG VIRGIN FMC (like. She’s never orgasmed and doesn’t know what it means). Older Traumatized warrior MMC. DD/lg dynamics vibes. Stretching/stuffing. Sex toys (stretching rods). Surprise pregnancy. No cheating. No breakup.
Epilogue 8 months later with a heavily pregnant Evie and the birth....more
I don’t love single parent romances. Especially with infants. And no fucking way did that baby sleep that much. Fuck off.
Fluff**spoiler alert** 3.4/5
I don’t love single parent romances. Especially with infants. And no fucking way did that baby sleep that much. Fuck off.
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen (nubs along length). Low angst. No OWD. Slight OMD (a man tries to take advantage of FMC). Single mother FMC (infant daughter). Traumatized warrior MMC. Lactation play. Mating bite. No cheating. No breakup.
Epilogue 1 month later getting married and moving into their own home....more
It was fine. I liked both MCs just fine. But they both were so invested in helping others that they ignored their own happiness**spoiler alert** 3.3/5
It was fine. I liked both MCs just fine. But they both were so invested in helping others that they ignored their own happiness to their detriment and I find reading about characters like that tiring.
The daughter was tedious. I’m not really looking forward to her book next.
Fluff. Alien. Alien peen. Long and thick with ridges up the underside. No angst. No OMD/OWD. Single mother FMC (19ish year old step daughter (with her own daughter), and 6 year old son). Midsized FMC. Traumatized war commander MMC. No cheating. No breakup. Epilogue 1 year later with an infant son. Some hints at lactation play....more
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