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The Twilight Saga #2
New Moon
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ISBN 10: 0316024961
ISBN13: 9780316024969
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I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still, in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect - not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.
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ISBN 10: 0316024961
ISBN13: 9780316024969
See: Original Record Here
I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still, in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect - not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.
Note: All information herein, such as number of pages, publisher, etc., refer to this alternate cover edition and may or may not coincide with the main entry for this ISBN or any other alternate covers.
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563 pages, Paperback
First published September 6, 2006
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Stephenie Meyer
123听books78.6k听followersStephenie Meyer is the author of the bestselling Twilight series, The Host, and The Chemist. Twilight was one of 2005's most talked about novels and within weeks of its release the book debuted at #5 on The New York Times bestseller list. Among its many accolades, Twilight was named an "ALA Top Ten Books for Young Adults," an Amazon.com "Best Book of the Decade So Far," and a Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year.
Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a degree in English Literature. She lives in Arizona with her husband and three sons.
Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a degree in English Literature. She lives in Arizona with her husband and three sons.
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December 4, 2013
Stephen King once said, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
I couldn't agree more, Stephen. With that, we shall kick this off with a joke:
Heh.
This re-reading is brought to you courtesy of .
I'm sorry folks. I just could not get through this
But let's get on with it, I'll go into some detail for ya.
The book starts off on Bella's 18th birthday, a day she has been dreading for months only because in her mind she will be one year older than Edward. So, she makes a huge production about people not celebrating her birthday, but the Cullens ignore her and Alice plans a party. Before Edward forces her to attend they watch Romeo and Juliet (the book's supposed theme) and they have merry little conversation about Edward's contingency plans once Bella dies. Now, let's not forget they've only been dating for a few months. Yet, here they are making out and talking about killing themselves in the event of the other's death. How romantic. Don't even ask me the logic behind how they can even kiss when his teeth are supposed to be "venom coated." Stephenie Meyer gives some bull shit excuse she must have learned from ass-grab 101. But I digress...
Finally, they make it to the birthday party. Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper almost single-handedly ends this series on page 29.
Unfortunately, to my dismay his attempt was foiled by Edward. Eddie pushes Bella out the way and she crashes into the glass plates, slashing up her arm. Pause, let's think about that scene a bit: Who's bright idea was it to have glass plates? With a human. In a room full of vampires. That drink blood. Isn't Alice psychic? Why didn't she see Bella cutting her finger on the wrapping paper? Wait, don't think about that because if you spend all your time contemplating the stupidity, we'll never get through this review.
Obviously, Eddie is not happy with the events that went down at his place and Bella further irritates him by apologizing for...wait for it...being human. Bella, you know you've been hanging out with mythical creatures too much when you start thinking your humanity isn't normal. But anyway, Eddie does what any loving boyfriend would do after their girlfriend is attack by their brother: he ignores her. And because Eddie is "Alpha Male Edward" and Bella is "Submissive Mary Sue Bella," she doesn't confront him about it. Instead, she waits for him to be ready. On the third day of ignoring her, he drags he into the words and chucks up the deuces. The exchange goes a little like this:
Alpha Male Edward tells Submissive Mary Sue Bella firmly, "No, I don't want you to come. You're no good for me." And she pretty much agrees realizing how much of a waste of space she is. Then Edward just pours salt all over her open wound and tells her:
"Don't do anything reckless or stupid," he ordered, no longer detached. "Do you understand what I'm saying?...I'm thinking of Charlie, of course. He needs you. Take care of yourself--for him."Wow. Relly? You're just going to let him order you around like that? How about you look after yourself FOR YOU first, everyone else second? Awesome Bells. Can I call you Bells? Not only do you have ZERO self-preservation skills, but also no self-confidence. Just awesome. There's only about a million or so girls looking up to you as a role model. No pressure to be a strong female character. You could have walked away from this with grace, but no, instead all your dignity flies out the window when you pull a bitch move and run after Edward through the woods.
I nodded helplessly.
Then, she defaults back to "Fuck my life" mode and slips into a depression for four fucking months. I find it kind of funny her depression was longer than their actual relationship. Heh. But this wasn't just any depression, it was some serious shit.
I always had nightmares now, every night. Not nightmares really, not in the plural, because it was always the same nightmare. You'd think I'd get bored after so many months, grow immune to it.Or how about this:
Even my outsides looked different--my face sallow, white except for the purple circles the nightmares had left under my eyes. My eyes were dark enough against my pallid skin that--if I were beautiful and seen from a distance--I might even pass for a vampire now.Once again I find myself asking the question: Where are her parents?! Why did Charlie let this go on for FOUR months?! She should have been in counseling or something. But Meyer thinks she can just pacify readers by Renee sending a random e-mail here and there or Charlie just suggesting she seek help, only to be shot down by Bella. Fail. So much fail.
All that considered, that's not even the biggest problem I have with this book. Bella soon figures out she can conjure up hallucinations of Edward if she does something reckless or suicidal. This is where Jake comes into play. Bella uses Jake (like everyone else) to get what she wants by asking him to fix up two motorcycles she found and giving her riding lessons. She figures it will be the perfect thing to help her see more of Edward. I suppose she simply forgot how big of a klutz she is and once the bikes are fixed the lessons commence. The first time she gets on she falls off and Jake (the only one with common sense) thinks they should call it a day before she gets hurt. But Bella thinks this is BK and she can have it her way, and gets back on the bike.
Chick has gone batshit crazy and she promptly busts her ass. But she doesn't care because her mission was a success! She got to see and hear Edward! Her next brilliant idea is to throw herself off a cliff during high tide. The first time I read this I was secretly hoping she would drown, but the other two books already were published, so it was a hopeless wish. Oh and I almost forgot to mention the actual plot. LOL. Funny how that happens when there isn't one, huh? LOL. The She-vamp, Victoria, is scoping out the area trying to get to Bella. But her part is VERY small in this book (like the plot), so we don't really need to talk about her. I suppose the wolf pack is worth mentioning: They're pretty much a bunch of wannabe werewolves that run around with their shirts off.
That's all you really need to know about them.
So, finally Alice shows up in chapter 18 because she thought Bella was trying to commit suicide (close enough Alice). And through a nice little exchange of "he said, she said" BS, Edward is off to Italy to kill himself. This causes Bella to go into "hero" mode and race to Italy and save Edward. I really don't care enough to give my thoughts on the race to Italy. That entire part was rushed and anti-climatic. There isn't even a fight scene. Instead here is a timeline courtesy of (Thanks for the link Cait and Jen!):
Anyway, they get back to good old Forks and Bella composes a vote on everyone's thoughts of her joining team undead. Edward is at a steady "no" along with Rosalie. But everyone else says, "Hell yes!" Like becoming a vampire is a party or something. Funny thing is when Bella asks Jasper he goes:
And she's all:
Hmm, yeah, that's not weird at all. Not the least bit creepy.
In the last few pages Edward and Jake have a little pissing contest and Edward proposes to Bella. The End. Yawn. Thank God it's over.
Now where's my fuckin' chocolate?
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December 10, 2020
Anyway, onwards to the review!
Ohhh yeah, I made a all about my scandalously unpopular twilight opinions (check out the video to see it...if you dare.)
Really cringing at my younger self..
Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk.
And yet....I still loved it
So, I guess I'm cringing at my older self too.
Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. ...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fireWhen Bella gets a paper cut during her birthday, she (in typical ridiculously unstable fashion) slices her arm open and stuffs it with glass. She becomes surrounded by seven thirsty vampires.
While she manages to make it out alive, Edward is horrified by what his family has the potential to do. (How is this a surprise?) (They're bloody vampires.)
Edward does the sensible thing and completely erases himself from her life. Bella does the sensible thing and completely erases her mind.
She throws herself into this weird fugue state for the first few chapters.
I honestly have no idea how to live without you.Codependency for the win.
Seriously, their relationship is so messed up when I think about it. 100 year old man, 18 year old girl. I mean technically it isn't statuary but give Edward a few wrinkles and a stooped walk...and this book would be giving off a whole different vibe.
Looking back now, I don't understand how I was Team Edward for this book. Poor Jacob did all that work with healing Bella only to get thrown aside as soon as a little sparkle dances her way.
I remember my sixteen year old self absolutely crying when Bella goes into the fugue state after Edward leaves and bawling again when he came back. I kept thinking, "This is TRUE love."
Woah, Nelly. At least I don't feel the same now...right?
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The girl voices (done by Ilyana Kadushin) were alright but her version of male voices were rather terrible. Picture a girl with the scratchy-cold voice. That's every guy in the book. Sigh.
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October 10, 2024
Have you ever been reading Twilight and been like, wow, I wish I could read this book except with no romance, a ton of suffering, a protagonist who鈥檚 heartbroken to the point of nonfunction for most of the book, way more of the characters you don鈥檛 care about, and also a lot of extraneous Native American stereotyping?
Because if so, Stephenie Meyer wrote this book for you.
You have to hand it to Steph for a writing a smash hit book and then being like I wonder what would happen if I took all the good fun stuff out of this and then added a bunch of bad stuff. Kind of a baller move. Especially since it worked.
Anyway. I have a soft spot for these books a mile wide due to a little something called 鈥淚 was thirteen when Edward Cullen changed my life forever,鈥� and even I had a hard time getting through this one.
This series is not well-written and the characters are not likable and the romance is insta-lovey AT BEST. All they have going for them is being fun.
Hopefully Stephenie Meyer got the memo in time for my reread of Eclipse.
Bottom line: The best part of this whole book is when like 5 whole months are just blank pages.
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pre-review
turns out the only thing i needed to become team jacob was 9 years and the harsh hit of reality.
review to come / 2 stars
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currently-reading updates
even when i was 13 i knew this book was...not good.
what better time to reread it than in the midst of a reading slump?
Because if so, Stephenie Meyer wrote this book for you.
You have to hand it to Steph for a writing a smash hit book and then being like I wonder what would happen if I took all the good fun stuff out of this and then added a bunch of bad stuff. Kind of a baller move. Especially since it worked.
Anyway. I have a soft spot for these books a mile wide due to a little something called 鈥淚 was thirteen when Edward Cullen changed my life forever,鈥� and even I had a hard time getting through this one.
This series is not well-written and the characters are not likable and the romance is insta-lovey AT BEST. All they have going for them is being fun.
Hopefully Stephenie Meyer got the memo in time for my reread of Eclipse.
Bottom line: The best part of this whole book is when like 5 whole months are just blank pages.
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pre-review
turns out the only thing i needed to become team jacob was 9 years and the harsh hit of reality.
review to come / 2 stars
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currently-reading updates
even when i was 13 i knew this book was...not good.
what better time to reread it than in the midst of a reading slump?
December 14, 2014
This should suffice.
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July 7, 2020alexa, play possibility by lykke li
November 17, 2024
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词鈥鈥
"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me."
词鈥鈥
"These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume."
For a book about heartbreak.. it oddly makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
This is hands down the best book in the series, despite the lack of Edward (in my opinion). I still wish Stephenie Meyer would someday write this one from Edward's perspective. I need to know what was going through his mind, how was he coping, what was he doing. So many possibilities馃槱
词鈥鈥
"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me."
词鈥鈥
"These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume."
For a book about heartbreak.. it oddly makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
This is hands down the best book in the series, despite the lack of Edward (in my opinion). I still wish Stephenie Meyer would someday write this one from Edward's perspective. I need to know what was going through his mind, how was he coping, what was he doing. So many possibilities馃槱
January 2, 2010
Keep in mind that though this review is about to wheel off into an angry rant, this book is good. The series is addictive. And as I said previously about Stephanie Meyer, if you want to cease brain function for a few hours, she's your girl.
The beginning is slow, the middle is gold, the end is lacking. The blank pages to represent months passed in zombie-depression, great idea.
Now, my problem. My problem is not so much with the story as it is perhaps with the idea behind the story and thus, the author herself.
It all starts with Romeo and Juliet. Stupid kids. Yes, yes, the great tragedy of love. Please note the word tragedy came before the word love. Because without the tragedy there would be no story. What would the story be otherwise? I'm not going to presume to rewrite Shakespeare (at least not for the hypothetical purposes of illustrating a point in this review).
I will say, that I find it sad and unfortunate that Meyers insists on her characters not only admiring Romeo and Juliet (not the play, but the hormone-addled teenagers who committed suicide rather than take a minute to think it through), but specifically referencing the star-crossed lovers in near direct comparison to her protagonist and the lover-vamp. (Her main character also can be caught reading Jane Austen, but more on that later).
My point? Impossible love is a great story. No doubt. And Meyer's characters, the human girl and the vampire (um, Buffy and Angel anyone?) are certainly in an impossible situation. Great, perfect, wonderful.
The difficulty? No where to go. That's what makes Romeo and Juliet a tragedy. That's why Buffy and Angel never got back together. What choices has she left us? Either the human becomes a vampire or the vampire (in what would be a HUGE cheat) becomes human again. So? Make the human a vamp, right? Problem solved. Well, despite the flippancy with which so many of Meyer's characters approach this option, to do so would be a tragedy of sorts. Because in effect, it would be suicide, a life ended to be with the man she loves so senselessly that it makes you wonder how she could admire Jane Austen at all.
Yes, Jane Austen writes about love, but take a look at "Sense and Sensibility". Jane Austen recognizes that love is more complex than the simple lust of it (while Romeo and Juliet barely get a chance to blink before they marry, screw and die-much like the carrion flies Romeo references. . .) Strength of character, not the sweaty passion, conquers all. Clear conscience and unerring moral fortitude conquers class-differences, social stigmas and familial disapproval. And so, they all get to live happily ever after.
This is your dilemma Stephanie Meyers. You've laid the groundwork, not for a Jane Austen like happy-ending despite the odds, but a Shakespearian tragedy that will not only leave the audience sobbing, but foaming mad. Frankly, the readers of today don't want a tragedy (for the most part), they get that enough every day. They want the happy ending. I want the happy ending and what would that be in this situation?
As far as I can see there is no way to have a true happy ending. Either you make a living girl a vampire. Or you pull out the deus ex machina and make the vampire a human. Neither option will be unsullied enough to be fully satisfactory.
Personally, I would rather see the girl become a vampire, though I wish the character would take it a little more seriously than she has. Because my sense of fairness would be violated if the vamp miraculously becomes a human. But no matter how it ends, I fear I will be disappointed, as the endings of both books have been so thoroughly let-downs I cannot imagine the author has it in her mind to tack a new course at this point.
How do I have the audacity to be so critical? Have I written a New York Times Bestseller? Two, three?
Not yet.
The beginning is slow, the middle is gold, the end is lacking. The blank pages to represent months passed in zombie-depression, great idea.
Now, my problem. My problem is not so much with the story as it is perhaps with the idea behind the story and thus, the author herself.
It all starts with Romeo and Juliet. Stupid kids. Yes, yes, the great tragedy of love. Please note the word tragedy came before the word love. Because without the tragedy there would be no story. What would the story be otherwise? I'm not going to presume to rewrite Shakespeare (at least not for the hypothetical purposes of illustrating a point in this review).
I will say, that I find it sad and unfortunate that Meyers insists on her characters not only admiring Romeo and Juliet (not the play, but the hormone-addled teenagers who committed suicide rather than take a minute to think it through), but specifically referencing the star-crossed lovers in near direct comparison to her protagonist and the lover-vamp. (Her main character also can be caught reading Jane Austen, but more on that later).
My point? Impossible love is a great story. No doubt. And Meyer's characters, the human girl and the vampire (um, Buffy and Angel anyone?) are certainly in an impossible situation. Great, perfect, wonderful.
The difficulty? No where to go. That's what makes Romeo and Juliet a tragedy. That's why Buffy and Angel never got back together. What choices has she left us? Either the human becomes a vampire or the vampire (in what would be a HUGE cheat) becomes human again. So? Make the human a vamp, right? Problem solved. Well, despite the flippancy with which so many of Meyer's characters approach this option, to do so would be a tragedy of sorts. Because in effect, it would be suicide, a life ended to be with the man she loves so senselessly that it makes you wonder how she could admire Jane Austen at all.
Yes, Jane Austen writes about love, but take a look at "Sense and Sensibility". Jane Austen recognizes that love is more complex than the simple lust of it (while Romeo and Juliet barely get a chance to blink before they marry, screw and die-much like the carrion flies Romeo references. . .) Strength of character, not the sweaty passion, conquers all. Clear conscience and unerring moral fortitude conquers class-differences, social stigmas and familial disapproval. And so, they all get to live happily ever after.
This is your dilemma Stephanie Meyers. You've laid the groundwork, not for a Jane Austen like happy-ending despite the odds, but a Shakespearian tragedy that will not only leave the audience sobbing, but foaming mad. Frankly, the readers of today don't want a tragedy (for the most part), they get that enough every day. They want the happy ending. I want the happy ending and what would that be in this situation?
As far as I can see there is no way to have a true happy ending. Either you make a living girl a vampire. Or you pull out the deus ex machina and make the vampire a human. Neither option will be unsullied enough to be fully satisfactory.
Personally, I would rather see the girl become a vampire, though I wish the character would take it a little more seriously than she has. Because my sense of fairness would be violated if the vamp miraculously becomes a human. But no matter how it ends, I fear I will be disappointed, as the endings of both books have been so thoroughly let-downs I cannot imagine the author has it in her mind to tack a new course at this point.
How do I have the audacity to be so critical? Have I written a New York Times Bestseller? Two, three?
Not yet.
February 11, 2022
please, this book would have been 20 pages long at best if this girl went to therapy
July 20, 2022
Nie oceni艂am pierwszego tomu, ale obok tego nie przejd臋 oboj臋tnie. Romantyzowanie my艣li samob贸jczych nie jest w艂a艣ciwie, tak jak budowanie relacji na toksycznych motywach.
Pomijam, 偶e ca艂a ksi膮偶ka jest pisana na kolanie.
Pomijam, 偶e ca艂a ksi膮偶ka jest pisana na kolanie.
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October 8, 2017When she was 12 me and my daughter Georgia went to see Twilight. After the movie I asked her what she thought.
"THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER" she said. And she went to see it three more times, with people other than me.
So she bought the book and read it in about four hours. I asked her what she thought.
"THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK EVER" she said.
Then we got the dvd of the movie and she watched it again.
"THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER" she said. I was surprised but she explained - "Bella is stupid, Edward is stupid, nothing looks right, they miss out all the important stuff, it's so bad, it's so so so bad"
Then she read all the other Twilight books in like four hours.
"NEW MOON IS THE WORST BOOK EVER FOR 200 PAGES AND THEN IT'S THE BEST BOOK EVER" she said. By now she was 13.
A week ago she said
"NEW MOON IS COMING OUT SOON, I'M SO EXCITED, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT, CAN WE GO ON THE VERY FIRST DAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
and I said "But you think Twilight The Movie is stupid".
"Yes, it is stupid" she said "and I can't WAIT to see how bad New Moon is!"
Critics.
***
ps : Now (aged 13) she's going to see the new Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me. I assume that's because he's so hideous and such a bad actor
September 27, 2021
You know its true love when its between a 100+ year old virgin pedophile and a 18yr old child with one brain cell馃槍
She is so bad at everything, like she cant even put herself in danger properly
She is so bad at everything, like she cant even put herself in danger properly
May 10, 2020
This is the worst. Spoil alert: Literally nothing happens.
October 19, 2021
New Moon (Twilight, #2), Stephenie Meyer
New Moon is a romantic fantasy novel by author Stephenie Meyer, and is the second novel in the Twilight series.
The novel continues the story of Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen's relationship.
When Edward leaves Bella after his brother attacks her, she is left heartbroken and depressed for months until Jacob Black becomes her best friend and helps her fight her pain.
However, her life twists once more when Jacob's nature reveals itself and Edward's sister decides to visit.
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New Moon is a romantic fantasy novel by author Stephenie Meyer, and is the second novel in the Twilight series.
The novel continues the story of Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen's relationship.
When Edward leaves Bella after his brother attacks her, she is left heartbroken and depressed for months until Jacob Black becomes her best friend and helps her fight her pain.
However, her life twists once more when Jacob's nature reveals itself and Edward's sister decides to visit.
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July 29, 2020
I didn鈥檛 love this one as much or the movie either. Everyone was a dick, but I loved Jacob and it broke my heart at the unnecessary pain and using of people. I mostly skimmed it again. I mostly do the same for the movie.
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It was Jacob himself. Jacob was simply a perpetually happy person, and he carried that happiness with him like an aura, sharing it with whoever was near him. Like an earthbound sun, whenever someone was within his gravitational pull, Jacob warmed them. It was natural, a part of who he was. No wonder I was so eager to see him.
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September 23, 2021
oh, hai, just me here, reading new moon on my nook simple touch...
this twilight craze... the books are not as bad as the haters say they are, but they are also nowhere near as good as lovers of this series believe. this installment was just kind of... bland. despite my reading it on the fine e-ink technology of the new nook.
she did one thing right - one wonderful thing. i assume it is too late to actually "spoil" anything in the bellaverse, so i am just going to barrel ahead - but when edward leaves bella in the woods. that moment - when she just loses her mind and her desolation and her emptiness and her self-destructive impulses shoot straight to the surface. it was pretty well-done. because let's face it, we have all been left behind by someone we are still in love with. even me. wonderful, wonderful me.
and having recently rewatched my favorite movie, head-on, i have to point out the best scene in it, and how it mirrors this book. this is a spoiler for head on. which you should all watch. and be gutted.
that is the kind of heartbreak bella has here and lord, do i get that impulse. and bella keeps it up the whole book - testing the boundaries of her own mortality to get that rush of maybe-edward each time she is close to death. and that's pretty ballsy for teen fiction.
but i don't know how many near-death experiences one girl has to have in order to become interesting. this book was fine, but mostly just one-note. she misses edward and likes but doesn't like-like jacob. for nearly four hundred pages. but my, how slender four hundred pages can be on the new nook!
so - yeah - i am reading on a freaking robot. i was forced to borrow one from work so that i could get on board with the emerging technology. did i do all right, john petrie?? are you proud of my commitment to excellence?? do you see i read a whole book on a machine?? a book that i read for the express purpose of getting to eclipse so i can be a completist in my reading books that are "based" on wuthering heights quest?? and no one looking at me knew what i was reading. the freedom from shame was well worth it...
nook. lightweight. tiny. capacious. good for hiding your books from nosy subway riders. may contain traces of new moon...
this twilight craze... the books are not as bad as the haters say they are, but they are also nowhere near as good as lovers of this series believe. this installment was just kind of... bland. despite my reading it on the fine e-ink technology of the new nook.
she did one thing right - one wonderful thing. i assume it is too late to actually "spoil" anything in the bellaverse, so i am just going to barrel ahead - but when edward leaves bella in the woods. that moment - when she just loses her mind and her desolation and her emptiness and her self-destructive impulses shoot straight to the surface. it was pretty well-done. because let's face it, we have all been left behind by someone we are still in love with. even me. wonderful, wonderful me.
and having recently rewatched my favorite movie, head-on, i have to point out the best scene in it, and how it mirrors this book. this is a spoiler for head on. which you should all watch. and be gutted.
that is the kind of heartbreak bella has here and lord, do i get that impulse. and bella keeps it up the whole book - testing the boundaries of her own mortality to get that rush of maybe-edward each time she is close to death. and that's pretty ballsy for teen fiction.
but i don't know how many near-death experiences one girl has to have in order to become interesting. this book was fine, but mostly just one-note. she misses edward and likes but doesn't like-like jacob. for nearly four hundred pages. but my, how slender four hundred pages can be on the new nook!
so - yeah - i am reading on a freaking robot. i was forced to borrow one from work so that i could get on board with the emerging technology. did i do all right, john petrie?? are you proud of my commitment to excellence?? do you see i read a whole book on a machine?? a book that i read for the express purpose of getting to eclipse so i can be a completist in my reading books that are "based" on wuthering heights quest?? and no one looking at me knew what i was reading. the freedom from shame was well worth it...
nook. lightweight. tiny. capacious. good for hiding your books from nosy subway riders. may contain traces of new moon...
August 4, 2008
I can't even.... wow. Is anyone else completely aghast that this dreck saw a printing press not to mention became a wildly popular series?
I thought I was being hard on Twilight when I criticized it for portraying a relationship so ill-advised and unhealthy and then romanticizing that relationship to young people as if people didn't already make enough bad decisions. I thought maybe now that Book 1 was done the series would take a nice turn.
Enter: New Moon. Exit: Shred of decency.
Were it simply a problem of the weakly-developed characters, confused and uneven plotline, hundreds of pages of cloying depression (only to be replaced by cloying sentimentality later on), and an appalling and unsubtle parallel to Romeo and Juliet, this novel would simply be mediocre teen fare.
But then we must consider the problem of Bella: whiny, needy, and sullen, blindly devoting herself to a partner that constantly patronizes, criticizes, and subjugates her only for him to leave so she can spend the next 8 months in a state of emotional vacancy so acute that she forgets everything else in her life that a girl can be happy about. Bella is only complete--and she says this herself--when her man is by her side. And apparently, according to Meyer at least, this is ok. It's ok to create a character so bereft of purpose, self-assurance, and identity that she can't live without a relationship based on nothing substantial, just beauty, lust, and exoticism.
And it's ok for her to experience no emotional maturity whatsoever because in the end, her lover comes back spewing the same gushy nonsense as before while still lording it over her and flying into rages when he doesn't get his way.
The only compelling character in this story was Jacob. That is... until he became a werewolf and became as cardboard and unappealing as the rest of the cast. The irrational hatred between vampires and werewolves gets played off as instinctual, but it has all the logic of bigotry, and that these characters do nothing to try overcoming it is yet another way in which they are immature and non-self-examining.
Due to the audience for which this intended, I have to say that New Moon and the Twilight Saga as a whole are not just poor, they're damaging.
And don't even get me started on the "epiphany" of p. 527. We were expected to believe Bella thought Edward had ceased to love her even though an autistic housefly could see it was nowhere near true?
This book failed. Intensely. I'm sorry.
I thought I was being hard on Twilight when I criticized it for portraying a relationship so ill-advised and unhealthy and then romanticizing that relationship to young people as if people didn't already make enough bad decisions. I thought maybe now that Book 1 was done the series would take a nice turn.
Enter: New Moon. Exit: Shred of decency.
Were it simply a problem of the weakly-developed characters, confused and uneven plotline, hundreds of pages of cloying depression (only to be replaced by cloying sentimentality later on), and an appalling and unsubtle parallel to Romeo and Juliet, this novel would simply be mediocre teen fare.
But then we must consider the problem of Bella: whiny, needy, and sullen, blindly devoting herself to a partner that constantly patronizes, criticizes, and subjugates her only for him to leave so she can spend the next 8 months in a state of emotional vacancy so acute that she forgets everything else in her life that a girl can be happy about. Bella is only complete--and she says this herself--when her man is by her side. And apparently, according to Meyer at least, this is ok. It's ok to create a character so bereft of purpose, self-assurance, and identity that she can't live without a relationship based on nothing substantial, just beauty, lust, and exoticism.
And it's ok for her to experience no emotional maturity whatsoever because in the end, her lover comes back spewing the same gushy nonsense as before while still lording it over her and flying into rages when he doesn't get his way.
The only compelling character in this story was Jacob. That is... until he became a werewolf and became as cardboard and unappealing as the rest of the cast. The irrational hatred between vampires and werewolves gets played off as instinctual, but it has all the logic of bigotry, and that these characters do nothing to try overcoming it is yet another way in which they are immature and non-self-examining.
Due to the audience for which this intended, I have to say that New Moon and the Twilight Saga as a whole are not just poor, they're damaging.
And don't even get me started on the "epiphany" of p. 527. We were expected to believe Bella thought Edward had ceased to love her even though an autistic housefly could see it was nowhere near true?
This book failed. Intensely. I'm sorry.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
October 7, 2009
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
Earlier this year, I foolishly lent my copy of Twilight to Cate across the road. She liked it. Then, when she got a place at college last month, we thought we'd give her something as a congratulations-and-going-away present. It was so logical to buy a copy of New Moon.
Cate zipped through it quickly, and dropped off her copy before leaving so that I could read it too. How could I possibly say anything except thank you?
Well... look on the bright side. I've heard so much about this book, and I suppose it is interesting to see what people are talking about. But, Jesus Christ, Bella is eighteen and she's already obsessing about getting old. She keeps hassling Edward to turn her into a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty for ever. There is some chance that this will result in her losing her immortal soul, but hey, seems worth the risk.
I suppose future ages may consider that this says something about early 21st century Western society. You don't exactly have to overexert your mind to come up with interpretations in that direction.
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So here's a thought that occurred to me this morning, which I'm surprised to find hasn't already been discussed to death by hardcore Twilight fans. Bella is a bright girl who gets mostly As and Bs at school, so why hasn't she stopped even for a second to consider the physics of vampires? To start with, where do they get their energy from? They don't really eat, they don't really drink, and they don't even need to breathe. Yet they're incredibly strong and fast. OK, they claim they need blood every now and then. But not, apparently, very often, and how could they possibly get this amount of energy from the occasional liter of blood?
Then they're hard, "like marble". In fact, if they didn't claim to be vampires, would we even think of calling them that? They certainly seem to be a lot more like humanoid robots. And if you just follow up that hypothesis for a moment, several things fall into place. Their blood must surely be full of those little nanobots that are going to be the Next Big Thing. When a vampire bites a human, the nanobots get into the victim's bloodstream and start restructuring him from the inside out, replacing all the soft animal tissue with something far more durable.
That no doubt includes the brain too; they probably scan it and then map the structure onto software, a trick that's been standard in SF for several decades now. No wonder the "vampires" can think so uncannily fast. But if your brain has been scanned, destroyed, and turned into software, are you still the same person? You can see why Edward is warning Bella that she might lose her soul. It's a bit like turning an LP into a CD, a process that several of my classical musician friends describe in exactly those words.
And, going back to where we came in, where is their energy coming from? Those nanobots must have their own power source too. I must admit that I don't know what it is. The fact that "vampires" don't seem to need any kind of material inputs suggests it's not chemical; nuclear seems more likely. Maybe they have some kind of catalyzed cold fusion, or it could be a post-quantum force that we haven't discovered yet. After all, we're way overdue for the coming revolution in physics.
Also, where did the nanobots come from, and why are "vampires" unhappy to be out in open sunlight? I can only see one sensible answer. They can't have been created by humans. "Vampires" have been around a long time, and human technology was primitive when they first appeared. They must be from elsewhere, which in practice means from another solar system. Probably they were originally created thousands of light-years from here, and have been drifting slowly on the cosmic currents for millennia. Well, if their normal habitat is deep interstellar space, no wonder they're scared of sunlight. They wouldn't normally be this close to a star; they're not designed for it at all.
And here's the thing that surprised me most. In fact, the story isn't irrelevant or far-fetched. If people like Ray Kurzweil are right, it's tackling what could soon be a major issue. According to Kurzweil, the Singularity is supposed to arrive this century, and those nanobots will be a reality. Millions of people will have to make exactly the moral choice that Bella has to make in the book. Are you going to stay human, or allow yourself to be transformed into a godlike and near-immortal being, which might however not actually be you any more?
It's interesting that the books are appearing when they are, and present such a compelling emotional case for allowing yourself to be infected by nanobots. If you like conspiracy theories, feel free to speculate some more here.
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I'm doing my best to like this book. I mean, hating it would hardly be a challenge, would it? But every now and then, I get a passage like this one:
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Having now reached the end, I must admit that I enjoyed New Moon more than I'd expected. Of course, there are some problems, starting with the fact that Stephenie Meyer can't write to save her life. But by making it a first-person narrative told by the shy, clumsy Bella, she has found an ingenious way to get around that. Bella's endearing klutziness is just a metaphor for her even more serious problems as a writer. As she keeps telling us, every time she walks across a room she wonders if she'll trip over her feet and end up in hospital; similar remarks apply to her ability to string together an eight word declarative sentence. But she's stylistically consistent, and after a while I found myself accepting her. This just happens to be her voice, even though it's not a very good one.
I also thought that she was a seriously unreliable narrator. Not about factual events; to start off with, she doesn't seem to be imaginative enough to make anything up. When it comes to telling us about her feelings, however, I found it hard to believe her, and presenting everything as a mass of regurgitated romantic clich茅s is an effective way to show us how poorly she understands herself. We hear over and over again that she loves Edward, and only thinks of Jacob as a friend. But we also hear that Edward feels hard and cold to the touch. I couldn't help thinking of the wonderful scene in Mean Girls where Rachel McAdams's Cool Mom insists on giving Lindsay Lohan a silicone-enhanced hug; I'm sure that Bella often winces in just the same way when Edward hugs her, though she doesn't allow herself to notice it. In contrast, Jacob is warm and alive, and she genuinely likes holding his hand and feeling him put his arm around her. There are several scenes when she nearly kisses him, knowing full well what that will lead to. It's clear that she wants to, and the excuses she makes to herself about him just being an unsatisfactory substitute for Edward are laughably unconvincing.
I found the opposition between Edward and Jacob the heart of the book, and after a while I decided that the author was presenting something interesting and essentially honest. The tricky thing is that she's subverted the vampire symbol. Usually, vampires represent the young girl's simultaneous dread and fascination in the face of sex. But Edward isn't very sexy. We're always being told that he looks like an angel, and indeed there does seem to be an angelic purity about him. I find it much more plausible that he's representing religion, and when you think of him in those terms several other things come into focus. As Richard Dawkins keeps telling us, a religion is a kind of virus, which infected parties want to spread as quickly as possible; well, vampirism is rather like that too. And Bella is very conflicted in her feelings about vampires. She loves the Cullens, "her family", but she is well aware that most vampires are monsters. If you're brought up in a cult-like religion, that's not a bad metaphor. All other religions are evil and wrong; your own religion is the one exception to the rule.
As everyone knows, Stephenie Meyer is a committed Mormon. It doesn't seem far-fetched to claim that Bella's feelings about vampires mirror the author's feelings about her religion, which among other things is very down on premarital sex. And that's where the werewolves come in; they represent the normal sexual feelings that most young Mormon girls are taught to deny. The tension between these two conflicting attractions is what gives New Moon its undeniable force, and I found the story credible at an emotional level. I can readily believe that it's just like that to be a eighteen year old Mormon girl with a healthy sexual appetite, and I feel I understand their plight better after having read this book. Well done, Stephenie!
Earlier this year, I foolishly lent my copy of Twilight to Cate across the road. She liked it. Then, when she got a place at college last month, we thought we'd give her something as a congratulations-and-going-away present. It was so logical to buy a copy of New Moon.
Cate zipped through it quickly, and dropped off her copy before leaving so that I could read it too. How could I possibly say anything except thank you?
Well... look on the bright side. I've heard so much about this book, and I suppose it is interesting to see what people are talking about. But, Jesus Christ, Bella is eighteen and she's already obsessing about getting old. She keeps hassling Edward to turn her into a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty for ever. There is some chance that this will result in her losing her immortal soul, but hey, seems worth the risk.
I suppose future ages may consider that this says something about early 21st century Western society. You don't exactly have to overexert your mind to come up with interpretations in that direction.
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So here's a thought that occurred to me this morning, which I'm surprised to find hasn't already been discussed to death by hardcore Twilight fans. Bella is a bright girl who gets mostly As and Bs at school, so why hasn't she stopped even for a second to consider the physics of vampires? To start with, where do they get their energy from? They don't really eat, they don't really drink, and they don't even need to breathe. Yet they're incredibly strong and fast. OK, they claim they need blood every now and then. But not, apparently, very often, and how could they possibly get this amount of energy from the occasional liter of blood?
Then they're hard, "like marble". In fact, if they didn't claim to be vampires, would we even think of calling them that? They certainly seem to be a lot more like humanoid robots. And if you just follow up that hypothesis for a moment, several things fall into place. Their blood must surely be full of those little nanobots that are going to be the Next Big Thing. When a vampire bites a human, the nanobots get into the victim's bloodstream and start restructuring him from the inside out, replacing all the soft animal tissue with something far more durable.
That no doubt includes the brain too; they probably scan it and then map the structure onto software, a trick that's been standard in SF for several decades now. No wonder the "vampires" can think so uncannily fast. But if your brain has been scanned, destroyed, and turned into software, are you still the same person? You can see why Edward is warning Bella that she might lose her soul. It's a bit like turning an LP into a CD, a process that several of my classical musician friends describe in exactly those words.
And, going back to where we came in, where is their energy coming from? Those nanobots must have their own power source too. I must admit that I don't know what it is. The fact that "vampires" don't seem to need any kind of material inputs suggests it's not chemical; nuclear seems more likely. Maybe they have some kind of catalyzed cold fusion, or it could be a post-quantum force that we haven't discovered yet. After all, we're way overdue for the coming revolution in physics.
Also, where did the nanobots come from, and why are "vampires" unhappy to be out in open sunlight? I can only see one sensible answer. They can't have been created by humans. "Vampires" have been around a long time, and human technology was primitive when they first appeared. They must be from elsewhere, which in practice means from another solar system. Probably they were originally created thousands of light-years from here, and have been drifting slowly on the cosmic currents for millennia. Well, if their normal habitat is deep interstellar space, no wonder they're scared of sunlight. They wouldn't normally be this close to a star; they're not designed for it at all.
And here's the thing that surprised me most. In fact, the story isn't irrelevant or far-fetched. If people like Ray Kurzweil are right, it's tackling what could soon be a major issue. According to Kurzweil, the Singularity is supposed to arrive this century, and those nanobots will be a reality. Millions of people will have to make exactly the moral choice that Bella has to make in the book. Are you going to stay human, or allow yourself to be transformed into a godlike and near-immortal being, which might however not actually be you any more?
It's interesting that the books are appearing when they are, and present such a compelling emotional case for allowing yourself to be infected by nanobots. If you like conspiracy theories, feel free to speculate some more here.
_____________________________________
I'm doing my best to like this book. I mean, hating it would hardly be a challenge, would it? But every now and then, I get a passage like this one:
I'd been broken beyond repair.Aaarrrrgh!!!
But I needed Jacob now, needed him like a drug. I'd used him as a crutch for too long, and I was in deeper than I'd planned to go with anyone again.
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Having now reached the end, I must admit that I enjoyed New Moon more than I'd expected. Of course, there are some problems, starting with the fact that Stephenie Meyer can't write to save her life. But by making it a first-person narrative told by the shy, clumsy Bella, she has found an ingenious way to get around that. Bella's endearing klutziness is just a metaphor for her even more serious problems as a writer. As she keeps telling us, every time she walks across a room she wonders if she'll trip over her feet and end up in hospital; similar remarks apply to her ability to string together an eight word declarative sentence. But she's stylistically consistent, and after a while I found myself accepting her. This just happens to be her voice, even though it's not a very good one.
I also thought that she was a seriously unreliable narrator. Not about factual events; to start off with, she doesn't seem to be imaginative enough to make anything up. When it comes to telling us about her feelings, however, I found it hard to believe her, and presenting everything as a mass of regurgitated romantic clich茅s is an effective way to show us how poorly she understands herself. We hear over and over again that she loves Edward, and only thinks of Jacob as a friend. But we also hear that Edward feels hard and cold to the touch. I couldn't help thinking of the wonderful scene in Mean Girls where Rachel McAdams's Cool Mom insists on giving Lindsay Lohan a silicone-enhanced hug; I'm sure that Bella often winces in just the same way when Edward hugs her, though she doesn't allow herself to notice it. In contrast, Jacob is warm and alive, and she genuinely likes holding his hand and feeling him put his arm around her. There are several scenes when she nearly kisses him, knowing full well what that will lead to. It's clear that she wants to, and the excuses she makes to herself about him just being an unsatisfactory substitute for Edward are laughably unconvincing.
I found the opposition between Edward and Jacob the heart of the book, and after a while I decided that the author was presenting something interesting and essentially honest. The tricky thing is that she's subverted the vampire symbol. Usually, vampires represent the young girl's simultaneous dread and fascination in the face of sex. But Edward isn't very sexy. We're always being told that he looks like an angel, and indeed there does seem to be an angelic purity about him. I find it much more plausible that he's representing religion, and when you think of him in those terms several other things come into focus. As Richard Dawkins keeps telling us, a religion is a kind of virus, which infected parties want to spread as quickly as possible; well, vampirism is rather like that too. And Bella is very conflicted in her feelings about vampires. She loves the Cullens, "her family", but she is well aware that most vampires are monsters. If you're brought up in a cult-like religion, that's not a bad metaphor. All other religions are evil and wrong; your own religion is the one exception to the rule.
As everyone knows, Stephenie Meyer is a committed Mormon. It doesn't seem far-fetched to claim that Bella's feelings about vampires mirror the author's feelings about her religion, which among other things is very down on premarital sex. And that's where the werewolves come in; they represent the normal sexual feelings that most young Mormon girls are taught to deny. The tension between these two conflicting attractions is what gives New Moon its undeniable force, and I found the story credible at an emotional level. I can readily believe that it's just like that to be a eighteen year old Mormon girl with a healthy sexual appetite, and I feel I understand their plight better after having read this book. Well done, Stephenie!
June 12, 2024
Welcome to my re-read of the Vampire Saga Twilight! 馃崕It鈥檚 been nearly two decades since this series sparkled its way into Twi-hard-fans hearts. 馃グ To make this re-read more interesting- I鈥檒l be listening to: Unbitten: A Journey through the Twilight Saga on Spotify. 馃帶 SPOILER ALERT: I will be updating this review as I tackle the books, podcast and movies- highlighting my favorite takeaways along the way. So, if you鈥檙e unfamiliar with this saga- and plan on reading it- don鈥檛 read further than here 馃憟
馃摎Chapter 1: Bella鈥檚 mad about her birthday cause now she鈥檚 older than Edward
馃摎Chapter 2: Bella gets cut and Jasper attacks.
馃帶Podcast Episode 17: Do vampires have souls? 馃
馃摎Chapter 3: Edward breaks Bella鈥檚 heart
馃帶Podcast Episode 18: The loathing there is for Edward and the way he dragged this out and then left no trace. 馃槨
馃摎Chapter 4: Bella puts herself in danger and hears Edward鈥檚 voice
馃帶Podcast Episode 19: Dive into the self destruction and depression Bella is in
馃摎Chapter 5: Bella鈥檚 desire for danger leads her to Jacob
馃帶Podcast Episode 20: Bella鈥檚 destructive behavior and oh yeah, that guy Jacob can help me
馃摎Chapter 6: Jacob is happiness and it鈥檚 contagious
馃帶Podcast Episode 21: Bella feeling real happiness with Jacob and realizing she鈥檚 been truly absent with friends
馃摎Chapter 7: Mike鈥檚 sniffing around again and we get a glimpse of what鈥檚 coming for Jake
馃帶Podcast Episode 22: Leading sweet Jacob on
馃摎Chapter 8: Bella and Jake ride motorcycles- so she can hear Edward
馃帶Podcast Episode 23: Jake is Bella鈥檚 personal Sunshine and she鈥檚 using him
馃摎Chapter 9: Mike鈥� give up already!!
馃帶Podcast Episode 24: Jacob vibing on Bella and her wishing they were related
馃摎Chapter 10: Giant wolves save Bella from Laurent
馃帶Podcast Episode 25: The concept that Edward鈥檚 voice is really Bella鈥檚 self preservation and why she hands that credit to him instead of herself
馃摎Chapter 11: Bella corners Jake, who says they can鈥檛 be friends anymore
馃帶Podcast Episode 26: I super hate how these podcasters try to make things political or have a hidden agenda.
馃摎Chapter 12: Jacob visits Bella and begs her to remember the story of his family history
馃帶Podcast Episode 27: It鈥檚 set up to think the werewolves are killing people
馃摎Chapter 13: Jacob clears up Bella鈥檚 assumptions and shares that it Victoria the pack is hunting
馃帶Podcast Episode 28: Alpha in wolf packs not really true?
馃摎Chapter 14: The pack agrees to keep Bella safe
馃帶Podcast Episode 29: The boys acting like boys
馃摎Chapter 15: Bella cliff dives to see Edward and basically gives up entirely
馃帶Podcast Episode 30: Say it with me, FICTION!! This. Is. Fictional. 馃う馃徏鈥嶁檧锔�
馃摎Chapter 16: Bella鈥檚 rescued and gets closer with Jacob
馃帶Podcast Episode 31: Poor Bella is damaged goods
馃摎Chapter 17: Alice is back!!
馃帶Podcast Episode 32: Charlie shares what it was really like when the Cullen鈥檚 left
馃摎Chapter 18: Edward believes Bella鈥檚 dead- so he鈥檚 headed to see the Volturi
馃帶Podcast Episode 33: The angst that is Bella and Jacob
馃摎Chapter 19: Alice commits to changing Bella herself if they save Edward
馃帶Podcast Episode 34: The history of the Volturi
馃摎Chapter 20: Bella gets to Edward just in time, but so do the Volturi
馃帶Podcast Episode 35: Bella still doesn鈥檛 think Edward cares
馃摎Chapter 21: Aro is intrigued by Bella and decides it鈥檚 okay to let her go, as long as she gets turned
馃帶Podcast Episode 36: Jane being the feared one and Aro being unhinged
馃摎Chapter 22: Back home and Charlie is pissed!
馃帶Podcast Episode 37: Charlie鈥檚 reaction is totally valid
馃摎Chapter 23: Edward shares he was hunting Victoria
馃帶Podcast Episode 38: Same old arguments
馃摎Chapter 24: The family votes Bella in, promising after graduation she鈥檒l be changed
馃摎Epilogue: Jacob confronts Edward and Bella about the treaty- and everyone is still hunting Victoria
馃帶Podcast Episode 39: Edward has some issues鈥� yeah
馃幀New Moon: Definitely a bit different than the books- but that鈥檚 to be expected. In ways I feel like the movie is better.
馃帶Podcast Episode 40: Casting Aro is perfection- he plays the character so well!
This is my first re-read of this book since its release and honestly, I like the movie more than the book. Overall, this is not the most well written series- however, it鈥檚 classic in its own right. It has been fun re-reading along with some added insights listening to the podcast. I鈥檓 sure there are much better podcasts out there. I find myself fast forwarding through a lot of the non-twilight-related-crap. So, while I wouldn鈥檛 recommend this specific podcast- I would suggest reading the series, cause it鈥檚 a campy good time!
馃摎Chapter 1: Bella鈥檚 mad about her birthday cause now she鈥檚 older than Edward
馃摎Chapter 2: Bella gets cut and Jasper attacks.
馃帶Podcast Episode 17: Do vampires have souls? 馃
馃摎Chapter 3: Edward breaks Bella鈥檚 heart
馃帶Podcast Episode 18: The loathing there is for Edward and the way he dragged this out and then left no trace. 馃槨
馃摎Chapter 4: Bella puts herself in danger and hears Edward鈥檚 voice
馃帶Podcast Episode 19: Dive into the self destruction and depression Bella is in
馃摎Chapter 5: Bella鈥檚 desire for danger leads her to Jacob
馃帶Podcast Episode 20: Bella鈥檚 destructive behavior and oh yeah, that guy Jacob can help me
馃摎Chapter 6: Jacob is happiness and it鈥檚 contagious
馃帶Podcast Episode 21: Bella feeling real happiness with Jacob and realizing she鈥檚 been truly absent with friends
馃摎Chapter 7: Mike鈥檚 sniffing around again and we get a glimpse of what鈥檚 coming for Jake
馃帶Podcast Episode 22: Leading sweet Jacob on
馃摎Chapter 8: Bella and Jake ride motorcycles- so she can hear Edward
馃帶Podcast Episode 23: Jake is Bella鈥檚 personal Sunshine and she鈥檚 using him
馃摎Chapter 9: Mike鈥� give up already!!
馃帶Podcast Episode 24: Jacob vibing on Bella and her wishing they were related
馃摎Chapter 10: Giant wolves save Bella from Laurent
馃帶Podcast Episode 25: The concept that Edward鈥檚 voice is really Bella鈥檚 self preservation and why she hands that credit to him instead of herself
馃摎Chapter 11: Bella corners Jake, who says they can鈥檛 be friends anymore
馃帶Podcast Episode 26: I super hate how these podcasters try to make things political or have a hidden agenda.
馃摎Chapter 12: Jacob visits Bella and begs her to remember the story of his family history
馃帶Podcast Episode 27: It鈥檚 set up to think the werewolves are killing people
馃摎Chapter 13: Jacob clears up Bella鈥檚 assumptions and shares that it Victoria the pack is hunting
馃帶Podcast Episode 28: Alpha in wolf packs not really true?
馃摎Chapter 14: The pack agrees to keep Bella safe
馃帶Podcast Episode 29: The boys acting like boys
馃摎Chapter 15: Bella cliff dives to see Edward and basically gives up entirely
馃帶Podcast Episode 30: Say it with me, FICTION!! This. Is. Fictional. 馃う馃徏鈥嶁檧锔�
馃摎Chapter 16: Bella鈥檚 rescued and gets closer with Jacob
馃帶Podcast Episode 31: Poor Bella is damaged goods
馃摎Chapter 17: Alice is back!!
馃帶Podcast Episode 32: Charlie shares what it was really like when the Cullen鈥檚 left
馃摎Chapter 18: Edward believes Bella鈥檚 dead- so he鈥檚 headed to see the Volturi
馃帶Podcast Episode 33: The angst that is Bella and Jacob
馃摎Chapter 19: Alice commits to changing Bella herself if they save Edward
馃帶Podcast Episode 34: The history of the Volturi
馃摎Chapter 20: Bella gets to Edward just in time, but so do the Volturi
馃帶Podcast Episode 35: Bella still doesn鈥檛 think Edward cares
馃摎Chapter 21: Aro is intrigued by Bella and decides it鈥檚 okay to let her go, as long as she gets turned
馃帶Podcast Episode 36: Jane being the feared one and Aro being unhinged
馃摎Chapter 22: Back home and Charlie is pissed!
馃帶Podcast Episode 37: Charlie鈥檚 reaction is totally valid
馃摎Chapter 23: Edward shares he was hunting Victoria
馃帶Podcast Episode 38: Same old arguments
馃摎Chapter 24: The family votes Bella in, promising after graduation she鈥檒l be changed
馃摎Epilogue: Jacob confronts Edward and Bella about the treaty- and everyone is still hunting Victoria
馃帶Podcast Episode 39: Edward has some issues鈥� yeah
馃幀New Moon: Definitely a bit different than the books- but that鈥檚 to be expected. In ways I feel like the movie is better.
馃帶Podcast Episode 40: Casting Aro is perfection- he plays the character so well!
This is my first re-read of this book since its release and honestly, I like the movie more than the book. Overall, this is not the most well written series- however, it鈥檚 classic in its own right. It has been fun re-reading along with some added insights listening to the podcast. I鈥檓 sure there are much better podcasts out there. I find myself fast forwarding through a lot of the non-twilight-related-crap. So, while I wouldn鈥檛 recommend this specific podcast- I would suggest reading the series, cause it鈥檚 a campy good time!
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September 17, 2021鈥淲hat happens when you lose your heart's desire?鈥�
I love the Twilight Saga. I love every single book and it's kind of hard for me to pick a favourite. This one, however, is probably my least favourite. Not for obvious reasons, though. Most people complain about how nothing really happens, how Bella is mainly depressed and moping and boring. To be honest, this is my favourite part in this book. It's the perfect rainy autumn day read. When you're feeling down and annoyed, this book wraps you in a blanket and comforts you. Bella's numbness and depression, Fork's atmosphere, Jacob's warmth, all of that soothes your - or well at least my - soul and lets you sulk a little and enjoy the silence.
I could do without the action, though. I don't need the big drama at the end of every Twilight book. I'm happy just reading about Bella's thoughts and inner conflicts, about her life in Forks, her friends and the Cullens. That's enough for me.
I love the Twilight Saga. I love every single book and it's kind of hard for me to pick a favourite. This one, however, is probably my least favourite. Not for obvious reasons, though. Most people complain about how nothing really happens, how Bella is mainly depressed and moping and boring. To be honest, this is my favourite part in this book. It's the perfect rainy autumn day read. When you're feeling down and annoyed, this book wraps you in a blanket and comforts you. Bella's numbness and depression, Fork's atmosphere, Jacob's warmth, all of that soothes your - or well at least my - soul and lets you sulk a little and enjoy the silence.
I could do without the action, though. I don't need the big drama at the end of every Twilight book. I'm happy just reading about Bella's thoughts and inner conflicts, about her life in Forks, her friends and the Cullens. That's enough for me.
March 23, 2025
DNF @ 12%
I had every intention of reading this entire series 鈥� I was 18 when Twilight was published and I felt I missed out on a cultural phenomenon by not having read them then 鈥� but while I managed to machete-hack my way through the messy, nonsensical jungle of the first book, I鈥檓 simply not strong enough for New Moon. It鈥檚 a book about a technically-legal woman who falls into the most boring cult in the world. She isn鈥檛 a particularly impressive get for them (she has never been bothered with a thought or idea of any significance so herding her into their flock wasn鈥檛 exactly tricky) but they鈥檙e weird about it anyway. Their son/brother loves her because he is also as dull as a rusty blade, and the entire plot revolves around her having zero ambition except to be with this guy. No plans beyond that, no solutions to the logistical troubles that bedevil them except 鈥渕ake me a vampire too鈥�, no consideration for poor Charlie and how heartbroken he鈥檒l be for his idiot daughter.
Ladies, if he wanted to, he would. And by that I mean give you a straight answer instead of staring off into the distance with his perfect angel鈥檚 jaw working. Also please have hobbies outside of pining for a man. All of us, even Pants, are better than that.
I had every intention of reading this entire series 鈥� I was 18 when Twilight was published and I felt I missed out on a cultural phenomenon by not having read them then 鈥� but while I managed to machete-hack my way through the messy, nonsensical jungle of the first book, I鈥檓 simply not strong enough for New Moon. It鈥檚 a book about a technically-legal woman who falls into the most boring cult in the world. She isn鈥檛 a particularly impressive get for them (she has never been bothered with a thought or idea of any significance so herding her into their flock wasn鈥檛 exactly tricky) but they鈥檙e weird about it anyway. Their son/brother loves her because he is also as dull as a rusty blade, and the entire plot revolves around her having zero ambition except to be with this guy. No plans beyond that, no solutions to the logistical troubles that bedevil them except 鈥渕ake me a vampire too鈥�, no consideration for poor Charlie and how heartbroken he鈥檒l be for his idiot daughter.
Ladies, if he wanted to, he would. And by that I mean give you a straight answer instead of staring off into the distance with his perfect angel鈥檚 jaw working. Also please have hobbies outside of pining for a man. All of us, even Pants, are better than that.
May 6, 2025
"Love gave someone the power to break you."
This book is. THIS BOOK. I still remember the day I picked it up for the first time and started in on it only to have my heart ripped out of my chest when I found out Edward wasn't going to be a main focus in it. I'm convinced to this day that it was my first real heart-break. I thought Edward broke up with ME. It might have actually hurt more than my first break up in real life. You, my book friends, I'm sure you'll understand what I mean when I say that.
In saying that, and with too many reads to count under my belt, I have to say that I still think it's a 5 star read. It's still one of the only books I will pick up when I'm sad, or depressed, or lonely, or out of place. Because Bella feels all of those things and more. When we're teens, we feel things so deeply. So fully. Mostly because we don't know how else to feel these feelings we've never had before. It's why Bella goes into a depression when she feels heart break for the first time.
It's why this book means so much to me. To be so validated when feeling so lost. I love books that make me feel less alone.
I'm sure we've all had a time in our lives when the world feels like too much to handle. When we want to spin around on a chair with possibility playing on a loop and watch the months go by. Why should we fault her for that? And on top of that, it's not a normal heart break. It's grief. For a lost dream, a lost family and a lost soul mate. Bella feels so lost because she found herself in a world she's only been able to find in books, and it was taken away so abruptly, and she was forced into reality so quickly, how could she find a moment to breathe?
And that's the beauty of the story. Finding out who Bella is outside of Edward. A daughter, a friend, and one hell of an adrenaline junkie. To be fair, I, too, would risk my life to see illusions of Edward. I'm also glad that we get a bit of the REAL friendship between Jacob and Bella, because every time I go through this series, I really need something good to hold onto when it comes to him.
Spoiler: it hardly ever works. I don't think I'll ever like Jacob Black. The foreshadowing into the next few books is spectacular and so well thought out I will always believe that Stephenie Meyer is a genius.
Beyond that. I love Bella's individualism at the end. Taking a choice Edward would choose to die before making, that will affect her, his family and everyone that loves him. With the danger lurking on all ends, Bella taking that stand sets up the most beautiful balance of her becoming Edward's equal.
And the undercurrent of Victoria leading into Eclipse? I will forever believe this is the best filler book ever written.
This book is. THIS BOOK. I still remember the day I picked it up for the first time and started in on it only to have my heart ripped out of my chest when I found out Edward wasn't going to be a main focus in it. I'm convinced to this day that it was my first real heart-break. I thought Edward broke up with ME. It might have actually hurt more than my first break up in real life. You, my book friends, I'm sure you'll understand what I mean when I say that.
In saying that, and with too many reads to count under my belt, I have to say that I still think it's a 5 star read. It's still one of the only books I will pick up when I'm sad, or depressed, or lonely, or out of place. Because Bella feels all of those things and more. When we're teens, we feel things so deeply. So fully. Mostly because we don't know how else to feel these feelings we've never had before. It's why Bella goes into a depression when she feels heart break for the first time.
It's why this book means so much to me. To be so validated when feeling so lost. I love books that make me feel less alone.
I'm sure we've all had a time in our lives when the world feels like too much to handle. When we want to spin around on a chair with possibility playing on a loop and watch the months go by. Why should we fault her for that? And on top of that, it's not a normal heart break. It's grief. For a lost dream, a lost family and a lost soul mate. Bella feels so lost because she found herself in a world she's only been able to find in books, and it was taken away so abruptly, and she was forced into reality so quickly, how could she find a moment to breathe?
And that's the beauty of the story. Finding out who Bella is outside of Edward. A daughter, a friend, and one hell of an adrenaline junkie. To be fair, I, too, would risk my life to see illusions of Edward. I'm also glad that we get a bit of the REAL friendship between Jacob and Bella, because every time I go through this series, I really need something good to hold onto when it comes to him.
Spoiler: it hardly ever works. I don't think I'll ever like Jacob Black. The foreshadowing into the next few books is spectacular and so well thought out I will always believe that Stephenie Meyer is a genius.
Beyond that. I love Bella's individualism at the end. Taking a choice Edward would choose to die before making, that will affect her, his family and everyone that loves him. With the danger lurking on all ends, Bella taking that stand sets up the most beautiful balance of her becoming Edward's equal.
And the undercurrent of Victoria leading into Eclipse? I will forever believe this is the best filler book ever written.
March 20, 2011
I admit I put off reading this second book in the Twilight series, for a few reasons. Maybe my love for Twilight would turn out to be a fluke. I had watched the movie recently, so it would feel like a rerun. I wasn鈥檛 ready to dive back into the series. Well, I finally manned up and read New Moon this week. I can honestly say this is one of my favorite books of all time.
Many bad things have been said about Ms. Meyer鈥檚 writing. I don鈥檛 agree with any of it. Ms. Meyer has proven to me that she can write books that I can admire and enjoy, and that I can appreciate from an artistic and literary standpoint. She brings the story to vivid life, and pulls me right into the action. She knows how to make me feel. For me, it鈥檚 not a good sign when I read a book and I feel detached, bored, withdrawn. I want to be involved in a story that I read for pleasure, which is 95% of the time I spend reading. When I read Twilight, I couldn鈥檛 get over the awe and joy I felt as I discovered the world of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. The beauty of their love story. I didn鈥檛 think this book could top that feeling. Surprisingly, it did. Ms. Meyer took the story that much deeper for me with New Moon.
I have actually read few writers that have such a gift for illustrating and bringing emotions to live. Showing the complexity of relationships, how they all come to matter and play a part of our emotional landscape. The pain that Bella feels when Edward leaves鈥�.I felt it acutely. I felt like my heart was breaking along with Bella鈥檚. I felt angry at Edward. I was so mad I wanted to slap him. But, I also felt that same love for Edward I felt when I read Twilight. I could understand why he left, not possibly knowing that his leaving could never be the best thing for Bella. With this couple, as with my favorites in literature, you can see how mutual, how all-consuming their love for each other is. Some might call it self-destructive. But emotions don鈥檛 follow the rules. Even when people try to control them, they still manifest in other ways. Especially those that are so powerful, like the love these two people shared.
When it came to Bella鈥檚 recovery (at least partial), I thought it was so well-written as Ms. Meyer showed Bella picking herself up from the abyss that Edward and the Cullens鈥� departure had thrown her into. The way that Ms. Meyer showed the first four months was so beautifully evocative and yet so basic, it was that much more effective. Just each month written on a individual page. Nothing else. That鈥檚 how it was for Bella. She couldn鈥檛 stop living, not knowing what that would do to her parents. So she existed. Nothing more. After that, there was her developing relationship with Jacob Black.
Again, there was so much skill in describing how Bella becomes friends with Jake. I love how Jake is described as Bella鈥檚 sun. Her love for him that is more than just a friend, like a brother, but deeper. I know that if there was no Edward Cullen, then maybe Jake could have been Bella鈥檚 true love. But in the world where Edward existed, there was no substitute. I thought that the book would be boring without Edward, but it was far from that. I found that I loved this book even though he wasn鈥檛 technically there, except for his voice in Bella鈥檚 head. That voice that came around to warn Bella when she was in trouble. Yet at the same time, Jake had the power to hold the pain from Edward鈥檚 leaving at bay. When he would smile his sweet smile, and shine his light on Bella. Even though Jake was like a crutch that held a crippled Bella on her feet, I didn鈥檛 feel like she used Jake and gave nothing in return. Her friendship also helped him. She stood up for him and cared about him, bringing something to his life as well.
I love Bella as a character. She鈥檚 a good person, very caring, but also stubborn as a mule. I like how she is shown to be imperfect, but more than willing to examine her actions and her motives to see if she is doing what she feels is right. Yes, Bella did some immature things, but what do humans do when they are hurting? I think that considering the circumstances she went through, I don鈥檛 find fault with Bella. I think Bella might come off wrong on first glance to the casual observer. Like she is in her own little world, selfish and self-absorbed. The way I read her is what I鈥檝e seen in people in real life like Bella. She鈥檚 one of those people whose capacity for love is all consuming. She has to hold herself at a distance or lose herself. Because some people don鈥檛 understand how deep she commits herself to others. It totally makes sense why she falls apart when Edward leaves, and then when Jake pushes her away because of what is going on with him. The fact that I respected Bella so much is why I loved this book passionately, even though my favorite character is hardly even in the book. It also testifies to Ms. Meyer鈥檚 skill at writing. Her characters keep me invested, the way they interact with each other, creating the fabric of this book, a beautifully-woven creation that sucked me in too deep to let go until I was done. I love my dad, but Charlie would be a great dad for any girl. He makes this book series special to me, just for his small parts in the books. He鈥檚 adorable!
Silly me. I didn鈥檛 expect to enjoy Jake鈥檚 story and the wolves as much as I did. I鈥檓 silly because I love werewolf stories. I鈥檓 silly because I was completely wrong. The wolf pack aspect was very interesting. I felt so much for Jake, how he was confused and at sea; how he truly believed that the wolf that had awakened in him made him bad. I was glad that he had Bella to help him see that the wolf was a beautiful thing, part of who he was. Part of why she loved him, and like she loved Edward even with his being a vampire, she would continue to love him, even as a wolf. I have to say that although Edward is still my favorite, I adore Jake tremendously. I could see what a special, sweet guy he was, how hard he tried to do what was right, and the control that he mustered when it was clear how much his 鈥榞ift鈥� made control very difficult for him. I just love how he is described. He is like sunshine to Edward鈥檚 moon. So yes, I am a Jacob fan now, and well as loving his pack brothers and Emily.
Even though there is not a lot of action in this book, it still kept me riveted. I appreciated how the menace of the Volturi came off so clearly, even with very little onscreen violence. The contrast between the Cullens and the Volturi was beautifully, clearly rendered. How the Cullens had chosen the connection between them, the capacity to love over the bloodlust, even if it was terribly hard at times. This helped me to see that Edward鈥檚 motives were truly good, even if they seemed foolhardy. Once that was clear, and seeing his pain, how leaving Bella had destroyed him, I couldn鈥檛 stay mad at him. I love Edward way too much. I also adore the Cullens, especially Alice and Carlisle.
I honestly feel that this series shows a deep kind of love that I haven鈥檛 seen in all my twenty-plus years of romance reading. It鈥檚 not just boy-girl romance, either. It shows a deep, powerful romantic love, but also the love of friendship, the bonds of family (not merely by blood, but by choice), and how they all come together, serving as our greatest weaknesses, but also our greatest strengths. That鈥檚 the duality of human nature. Funny how I can learn this lesson from a book about vampires and werewolves, and a human girl caught between them. I can hardly describe how much I love this book! I鈥檓 done trying..for now!
Many bad things have been said about Ms. Meyer鈥檚 writing. I don鈥檛 agree with any of it. Ms. Meyer has proven to me that she can write books that I can admire and enjoy, and that I can appreciate from an artistic and literary standpoint. She brings the story to vivid life, and pulls me right into the action. She knows how to make me feel. For me, it鈥檚 not a good sign when I read a book and I feel detached, bored, withdrawn. I want to be involved in a story that I read for pleasure, which is 95% of the time I spend reading. When I read Twilight, I couldn鈥檛 get over the awe and joy I felt as I discovered the world of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. The beauty of their love story. I didn鈥檛 think this book could top that feeling. Surprisingly, it did. Ms. Meyer took the story that much deeper for me with New Moon.
I have actually read few writers that have such a gift for illustrating and bringing emotions to live. Showing the complexity of relationships, how they all come to matter and play a part of our emotional landscape. The pain that Bella feels when Edward leaves鈥�.I felt it acutely. I felt like my heart was breaking along with Bella鈥檚. I felt angry at Edward. I was so mad I wanted to slap him. But, I also felt that same love for Edward I felt when I read Twilight. I could understand why he left, not possibly knowing that his leaving could never be the best thing for Bella. With this couple, as with my favorites in literature, you can see how mutual, how all-consuming their love for each other is. Some might call it self-destructive. But emotions don鈥檛 follow the rules. Even when people try to control them, they still manifest in other ways. Especially those that are so powerful, like the love these two people shared.
When it came to Bella鈥檚 recovery (at least partial), I thought it was so well-written as Ms. Meyer showed Bella picking herself up from the abyss that Edward and the Cullens鈥� departure had thrown her into. The way that Ms. Meyer showed the first four months was so beautifully evocative and yet so basic, it was that much more effective. Just each month written on a individual page. Nothing else. That鈥檚 how it was for Bella. She couldn鈥檛 stop living, not knowing what that would do to her parents. So she existed. Nothing more. After that, there was her developing relationship with Jacob Black.
Again, there was so much skill in describing how Bella becomes friends with Jake. I love how Jake is described as Bella鈥檚 sun. Her love for him that is more than just a friend, like a brother, but deeper. I know that if there was no Edward Cullen, then maybe Jake could have been Bella鈥檚 true love. But in the world where Edward existed, there was no substitute. I thought that the book would be boring without Edward, but it was far from that. I found that I loved this book even though he wasn鈥檛 technically there, except for his voice in Bella鈥檚 head. That voice that came around to warn Bella when she was in trouble. Yet at the same time, Jake had the power to hold the pain from Edward鈥檚 leaving at bay. When he would smile his sweet smile, and shine his light on Bella. Even though Jake was like a crutch that held a crippled Bella on her feet, I didn鈥檛 feel like she used Jake and gave nothing in return. Her friendship also helped him. She stood up for him and cared about him, bringing something to his life as well.
I love Bella as a character. She鈥檚 a good person, very caring, but also stubborn as a mule. I like how she is shown to be imperfect, but more than willing to examine her actions and her motives to see if she is doing what she feels is right. Yes, Bella did some immature things, but what do humans do when they are hurting? I think that considering the circumstances she went through, I don鈥檛 find fault with Bella. I think Bella might come off wrong on first glance to the casual observer. Like she is in her own little world, selfish and self-absorbed. The way I read her is what I鈥檝e seen in people in real life like Bella. She鈥檚 one of those people whose capacity for love is all consuming. She has to hold herself at a distance or lose herself. Because some people don鈥檛 understand how deep she commits herself to others. It totally makes sense why she falls apart when Edward leaves, and then when Jake pushes her away because of what is going on with him. The fact that I respected Bella so much is why I loved this book passionately, even though my favorite character is hardly even in the book. It also testifies to Ms. Meyer鈥檚 skill at writing. Her characters keep me invested, the way they interact with each other, creating the fabric of this book, a beautifully-woven creation that sucked me in too deep to let go until I was done. I love my dad, but Charlie would be a great dad for any girl. He makes this book series special to me, just for his small parts in the books. He鈥檚 adorable!
Silly me. I didn鈥檛 expect to enjoy Jake鈥檚 story and the wolves as much as I did. I鈥檓 silly because I love werewolf stories. I鈥檓 silly because I was completely wrong. The wolf pack aspect was very interesting. I felt so much for Jake, how he was confused and at sea; how he truly believed that the wolf that had awakened in him made him bad. I was glad that he had Bella to help him see that the wolf was a beautiful thing, part of who he was. Part of why she loved him, and like she loved Edward even with his being a vampire, she would continue to love him, even as a wolf. I have to say that although Edward is still my favorite, I adore Jake tremendously. I could see what a special, sweet guy he was, how hard he tried to do what was right, and the control that he mustered when it was clear how much his 鈥榞ift鈥� made control very difficult for him. I just love how he is described. He is like sunshine to Edward鈥檚 moon. So yes, I am a Jacob fan now, and well as loving his pack brothers and Emily.
Even though there is not a lot of action in this book, it still kept me riveted. I appreciated how the menace of the Volturi came off so clearly, even with very little onscreen violence. The contrast between the Cullens and the Volturi was beautifully, clearly rendered. How the Cullens had chosen the connection between them, the capacity to love over the bloodlust, even if it was terribly hard at times. This helped me to see that Edward鈥檚 motives were truly good, even if they seemed foolhardy. Once that was clear, and seeing his pain, how leaving Bella had destroyed him, I couldn鈥檛 stay mad at him. I love Edward way too much. I also adore the Cullens, especially Alice and Carlisle.
I honestly feel that this series shows a deep kind of love that I haven鈥檛 seen in all my twenty-plus years of romance reading. It鈥檚 not just boy-girl romance, either. It shows a deep, powerful romantic love, but also the love of friendship, the bonds of family (not merely by blood, but by choice), and how they all come together, serving as our greatest weaknesses, but also our greatest strengths. That鈥檚 the duality of human nature. Funny how I can learn this lesson from a book about vampires and werewolves, and a human girl caught between them. I can hardly describe how much I love this book! I鈥檓 done trying..for now!
May 23, 2020
Twilight:
1.5鈽�
--1E-9/5 stars-- (for those of you who don't want to convert the scientific notation: 1E-9 = 0.000000001 or 1/1,000,000,000)
I am so mad right now. So. Fucking. Angry.
Is this what we're supposed to be teaching our teenage daughters? Sisters? Nieces? Apparently Ms. Meyer believes that:
1. Moping for 4 straight months over a goddamned boy is okay, and even though you'll make people worried and your friends may stop talking to you, hey! it's okay, because your love for this boy is so strong and you'll eventually figure yourself out on your own.
2. Becoming another boy's friend solely to use him to make yourself feel better and to try and fill that "void" the other boy left, without any regard for his feelings and how your actions might affect him is definitely okay because hey! he's just a friend and even though he may see it differently, you know in your heart you'll never love him like that. Even though he doesn't know. But that's okay. Cause you know. And you'll tell him. Eventually. Okay never.
3. Hopping on a plane to another fucking continent is definitely the best decision you could make when your twoo wuv is in danger of killing himself, even though he's immortal. With no regard to your father. Who literally just came back from his friend's funeral. Nah, don't think about Dad. He's probably not that worried. Cause Daddy, I love him!
4. You're supposed to be selfish because you're in love! I'm not even going to try to explain this one. It's literally the whole book.
I'm just so utterly disgusted by what I just read, and I can't believe I managed to stomach it all. Bella is so incredibly weak as a protagonist, girl, woman, character, whatever. Just the way she treats everyone is extremely self-centered--from her father to her friends to Jacob--and it made me furious. But it's okay because "she's in pain." Christ, apparently Stephenie Meyer hasn't ever been in an actual teenage relationship because almost none of this shite is enough to break someone for four months. A boy broke your heart? I'm sorry, honey, but you'll eventually get over it because you're a strong woman who doesn't need to rely on other people for your own happiness. Get out there and make your own. Without a goddamned boy. Do you really have nothing else in your life worth living for? Really?
Fuck. That.
--1E-9/5 stars-- (for those of you who don't want to convert the scientific notation: 1E-9 = 0.000000001 or 1/1,000,000,000)
I am so mad right now. So. Fucking. Angry.
Is this what we're supposed to be teaching our teenage daughters? Sisters? Nieces? Apparently Ms. Meyer believes that:
1. Moping for 4 straight months over a goddamned boy is okay, and even though you'll make people worried and your friends may stop talking to you, hey! it's okay, because your love for this boy is so strong and you'll eventually figure yourself out on your own.
2. Becoming another boy's friend solely to use him to make yourself feel better and to try and fill that "void" the other boy left, without any regard for his feelings and how your actions might affect him is definitely okay because hey! he's just a friend and even though he may see it differently, you know in your heart you'll never love him like that. Even though he doesn't know. But that's okay. Cause you know. And you'll tell him. Eventually. Okay never.
3. Hopping on a plane to another fucking continent is definitely the best decision you could make when your twoo wuv is in danger of killing himself, even though he's immortal. With no regard to your father. Who literally just came back from his friend's funeral. Nah, don't think about Dad. He's probably not that worried. Cause Daddy, I love him!
4. You're supposed to be selfish because you're in love! I'm not even going to try to explain this one. It's literally the whole book.
I'm just so utterly disgusted by what I just read, and I can't believe I managed to stomach it all. Bella is so incredibly weak as a protagonist, girl, woman, character, whatever. Just the way she treats everyone is extremely self-centered--from her father to her friends to Jacob--and it made me furious. But it's okay because "she's in pain." Christ, apparently Stephenie Meyer hasn't ever been in an actual teenage relationship because almost none of this shite is enough to break someone for four months. A boy broke your heart? I'm sorry, honey, but you'll eventually get over it because you're a strong woman who doesn't need to rely on other people for your own happiness. Get out there and make your own. Without a goddamned boy. Do you really have nothing else in your life worth living for? Really?
Fuck. That.
June 8, 2008
Bella Swan's relationship with her hot vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen is heating up when her characteristic clumsiness messes everything up again at her vampire-thrown birthday party. In typical Bella style, she gives herself a paper cut and Edward has to literally throw himself in front of her to keep her from being dinner for six hungry vampires. That's the last straw for Edward, and he and his entire family pick up and leave to prevent any more harm from coming to Bella on their tab. Bella is, of course, inconsolable, and walks through life like a lovesick zombie - until she renews her friendship with local boy Jacob Black. Jacob is a good friend - and more importantly, he helps Bella fix up two motorcycles and teaches her to ride them. Bella's friendship with Jacob - and the adrenaline rush that the motorcycles bring - sustains her, until she discovers a dangerous truth about the identity of Jacob and his friends - they are a pack of young werewolves. And even worse, they have been working to protect her from a vicious vampire who has it in for Bella.
After the horrible drudge that was Twilight, New Moon was a pleasant surprise. At least, part of it was, if you can get past Bella's melodramatic, lovesick, woe-is-me-I-am-the-center-of-the-universe depression. I was actually starting to enjoy Bella's somewhat odd relationship with Jacob, and the book in general, which kind of surprised me - until Edward showed up again. Then, the writing dissolved once again to "I love you more, shmoopy." "No, I love you more." and I lost patience once again. That's the problem with this book. The shmoopy, syrupy, unexplainededly irritating Romeo-and-Juliet True Love that Edward and Bella share. I like Bella with Alice. I like Bella with Carlisle and Esme. I like Bella with Jacob. I can't stand Bella with Edward. And let me rephrase that. There is nothing likeable about Bella as a character - she is a complete and total MarySue. Jacob is goodhearted and clever and interesting, and I have no trouble understanding why Bella is drawn to him. But why is Jacob drawn to Bella? There seems to be no reason I can understand. And most laughable of all is Bella's desperate urge to become a vampire herself. Especially at the end, when Edward asks her to marry him first, and she balks. She's afraid of commitment, but not of being turned into a vampire so she can stay with him always? Give me a break.
After the horrible drudge that was Twilight, New Moon was a pleasant surprise. At least, part of it was, if you can get past Bella's melodramatic, lovesick, woe-is-me-I-am-the-center-of-the-universe depression. I was actually starting to enjoy Bella's somewhat odd relationship with Jacob, and the book in general, which kind of surprised me - until Edward showed up again. Then, the writing dissolved once again to "I love you more, shmoopy." "No, I love you more." and I lost patience once again. That's the problem with this book. The shmoopy, syrupy, unexplainededly irritating Romeo-and-Juliet True Love that Edward and Bella share. I like Bella with Alice. I like Bella with Carlisle and Esme. I like Bella with Jacob. I can't stand Bella with Edward. And let me rephrase that. There is nothing likeable about Bella as a character - she is a complete and total MarySue. Jacob is goodhearted and clever and interesting, and I have no trouble understanding why Bella is drawn to him. But why is Jacob drawn to Bella? There seems to be no reason I can understand. And most laughable of all is Bella's desperate urge to become a vampire herself. Especially at the end, when Edward asks her to marry him first, and she balks. She's afraid of commitment, but not of being turned into a vampire so she can stay with him always? Give me a break.
July 1, 2023
Of course, I cannot simply stop reading this series after book 1, and my OCD urges me to revisit all the books. New Moon has consistently remained my least favorite. While I may lean towards Team Vampires (yes all of them), I genuinely like Jacob and the pack as well. I adore every aspect of it, irrespective of its classification as YA, emotional and sentimental.
August 28, 2021
You know what I do when I鈥檓 feeling bad?
I think at least I鈥檓 not Bella Swan
Welcome to part two of why the Twilight series should die in a dumpster fire.
You know what I did today?
I didn鈥檛 watch Twilight鈥�..thank god
I didn鈥檛 want to lose any more brain cells
But I thought why not enlighten all of you to my opinion of the Twilight series so here we are again.
And as last time we are going to be referring as the characters as
Edward: Mr Light Bulb. Because apparently vampires sparkle in the sun now instead of burning?
Bella: Little Miss Dumb: Because well aparently someone who wants you for your blood is attractive? Hmnh, I don鈥檛 think so.
Jacob: Fuzz balls: I don鈥檛 think I need to explain.
This review will have major spoilers for this and the rest of the series so you have been warned. Also there will be swearing.
Shall we take a look at what the back of my New Moon book says?
FOR BELLA SWAN THERE IS ONE THING more important than life itself: Edward Cullen. But being in love with a vampire is even more dangerous than Bella could ever have imagined. Edward has already rescued Bella from the clutches of one evil vampire, but now, as their daring relationship threatens all that is near and dear to them, they realize their troubles may be just beginning....
Here, ladies and gentleman, we have the amazing writing skills of Stephanie Meyer.
Honestly AFTER A MONTH OR SO MR LIGHT BULB IS THE 鈥楤EST THING IN HER LIFE?!?鈥�
YESS 111 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME
Oh my god I did not think the most dumb girl ever can get any more dumber but here we have this book 600 pages of Bella having no brain cells.
BUT SOMEEEHOW SHE BECAME SO DUMB WORDS CANNOT DESRCIBE.
Oh dear, where do I even start?
SO FIRST MR LIGHT BULB LEAVE BECAUSE HE THINKS IT WILL BE BETTER FOR HER BECAUSE THEY ARE VAMPIRES AND WILL KILL HER AT ANY SECOND.
So apparently now Miss Dumb has crippling depression because her Vampire boyfriend has left her *takes a deep breath* I鈥檓 so all she does is sit there for a good four months thinking over how much she loved and adored the person I want to kill her. But then suddenly she had an accident and she heard Light Bulbs' beautifully soothing voice. *vomits*
In reality his voice is just the same as every other teenage boy no wait no teenage boy AN 100 YEAR OLD MAN.
So now she does crazy shit to hear his voice LIKE JUMPING OFF A DAMN CLIFF. And then of course Mr Fuzz Balls is there to save her every single time because he鈥檚 Mr nice guy but NO Bella can鈥檛 go for Mr nice guy she has to go for the guy who WANTS TO KILL HER. *takes another deep breath*
AND THEN THE VISION VAMP has a vision Bella committing suicide basically and told Loght Blub and now Light Bulb distraught because the LOVE OF HIS LIFE ,now let鈥檚 not forget that he left her, is now dead in his eyes. So now he goes to the vampire government that all look like babies. AND ASKS THEM TO KILL HIM BECAUSE HE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MISS DUMB.
Let鈥檚 take this moment to remember that YOU LEFT HER!!!!!!!
And ofc the baby vamp government says NO you cannot kill yourself because some girl died! AND THEY HAVE A GOOD REASON.
AND SO THE ONLY LOGICAL STEP TO DO NEXT IS TO GO OUT INTO THE SUNLIGHT AND 鉁⊿PARKLE鉁�
but OK WAIT MISS DUMB HAS COME TO SAVE HIM!
CUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC 馃幍
AND THEN BAMB MISS DUMB IS THERE TO SAVE HIM AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. NOT.
ANOTHER THREE BOOKS OF THIS SHIT!
and then the baby vamp government are like 鈥榮he can live but she needs to become a vampire鈥�
and Light Bulb is like NO I LIKE IT WHEN I WANT TO EAT HER AS A SNACK
So they leave and Miss Dumb is like LETS TAKE A POLL TO SEE IF I SHOULD BE IMMORTAL!
AND THEN OH WAIT HER BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE LIKE HIM.
and wait there more: the book ends when Light Bulbs like I WILL BITE YOU IF U MARRY ME.
LIKE HOLD UP SHE'S ONLY 18 AND YOUR AN 100 YEAR OLD VIRGIN IN A TEENAGERS BODY. ILLEGAL
Little Miss Dumb::
She is much dumber than last time I checked. I think she will be continuing to lose brain cells.
Mr Light Bulb:
A 100 year old man in a teenager's body after a teenage HUMAN girl because none of the female vamps wanted him. UNDERSTANDABLE.
Mr Fuzz balls::
IM SO SAD THAT BELLA DIDN鈥橳 CHOSE JACOB BECAUSE HE WAS THERE FOR HER AND SHE WAS LIKE 鈥楴AH I'LL GO FOR THE KILLING MACHINE鈥�
So overall this book is dumber than Miss Dumb and Light Bulb is a child predator.
P.S this is a five part series where me and one of my best friends reviews all the Twilight books.
Thank you for reading my rant
*bows*
My review of Twilight
my review of New Moon
my review of Eclipse
my review of Breaking Dawn
I think at least I鈥檓 not Bella Swan
Welcome to part two of why the Twilight series should die in a dumpster fire.
You know what I did today?
I didn鈥檛 watch Twilight鈥�..thank god
I didn鈥檛 want to lose any more brain cells
But I thought why not enlighten all of you to my opinion of the Twilight series so here we are again.
And as last time we are going to be referring as the characters as
Edward: Mr Light Bulb. Because apparently vampires sparkle in the sun now instead of burning?
Bella: Little Miss Dumb: Because well aparently someone who wants you for your blood is attractive? Hmnh, I don鈥檛 think so.
Jacob: Fuzz balls: I don鈥檛 think I need to explain.
This review will have major spoilers for this and the rest of the series so you have been warned. Also there will be swearing.
Shall we take a look at what the back of my New Moon book says?
FOR BELLA SWAN THERE IS ONE THING more important than life itself: Edward Cullen. But being in love with a vampire is even more dangerous than Bella could ever have imagined. Edward has already rescued Bella from the clutches of one evil vampire, but now, as their daring relationship threatens all that is near and dear to them, they realize their troubles may be just beginning....
Here, ladies and gentleman, we have the amazing writing skills of Stephanie Meyer.
Honestly AFTER A MONTH OR SO MR LIGHT BULB IS THE 鈥楤EST THING IN HER LIFE?!?鈥�
YESS 111 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME
Oh my god I did not think the most dumb girl ever can get any more dumber but here we have this book 600 pages of Bella having no brain cells.
BUT SOMEEEHOW SHE BECAME SO DUMB WORDS CANNOT DESRCIBE.
Oh dear, where do I even start?
SO FIRST MR LIGHT BULB LEAVE BECAUSE HE THINKS IT WILL BE BETTER FOR HER BECAUSE THEY ARE VAMPIRES AND WILL KILL HER AT ANY SECOND.
So apparently now Miss Dumb has crippling depression because her Vampire boyfriend has left her *takes a deep breath* I鈥檓 so all she does is sit there for a good four months thinking over how much she loved and adored the person I want to kill her. But then suddenly she had an accident and she heard Light Bulbs' beautifully soothing voice. *vomits*
In reality his voice is just the same as every other teenage boy no wait no teenage boy AN 100 YEAR OLD MAN.
So now she does crazy shit to hear his voice LIKE JUMPING OFF A DAMN CLIFF. And then of course Mr Fuzz Balls is there to save her every single time because he鈥檚 Mr nice guy but NO Bella can鈥檛 go for Mr nice guy she has to go for the guy who WANTS TO KILL HER. *takes another deep breath*
AND THEN THE VISION VAMP has a vision Bella committing suicide basically and told Loght Blub and now Light Bulb distraught because the LOVE OF HIS LIFE ,now let鈥檚 not forget that he left her, is now dead in his eyes. So now he goes to the vampire government that all look like babies. AND ASKS THEM TO KILL HIM BECAUSE HE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MISS DUMB.
Let鈥檚 take this moment to remember that YOU LEFT HER!!!!!!!
And ofc the baby vamp government says NO you cannot kill yourself because some girl died! AND THEY HAVE A GOOD REASON.
AND SO THE ONLY LOGICAL STEP TO DO NEXT IS TO GO OUT INTO THE SUNLIGHT AND 鉁⊿PARKLE鉁�
but OK WAIT MISS DUMB HAS COME TO SAVE HIM!
CUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC 馃幍
AND THEN BAMB MISS DUMB IS THERE TO SAVE HIM AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. NOT.
ANOTHER THREE BOOKS OF THIS SHIT!
and then the baby vamp government are like 鈥榮he can live but she needs to become a vampire鈥�
and Light Bulb is like NO I LIKE IT WHEN I WANT TO EAT HER AS A SNACK
So they leave and Miss Dumb is like LETS TAKE A POLL TO SEE IF I SHOULD BE IMMORTAL!
AND THEN OH WAIT HER BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE LIKE HIM.
and wait there more: the book ends when Light Bulbs like I WILL BITE YOU IF U MARRY ME.
LIKE HOLD UP SHE'S ONLY 18 AND YOUR AN 100 YEAR OLD VIRGIN IN A TEENAGERS BODY. ILLEGAL
Little Miss Dumb::
She is much dumber than last time I checked. I think she will be continuing to lose brain cells.
Mr Light Bulb:
A 100 year old man in a teenager's body after a teenage HUMAN girl because none of the female vamps wanted him. UNDERSTANDABLE.
Mr Fuzz balls::
IM SO SAD THAT BELLA DIDN鈥橳 CHOSE JACOB BECAUSE HE WAS THERE FOR HER AND SHE WAS LIKE 鈥楴AH I'LL GO FOR THE KILLING MACHINE鈥�
So overall this book is dumber than Miss Dumb and Light Bulb is a child predator.
P.S this is a five part series where me and one of my best friends reviews all the Twilight books.
Thank you for reading my rant
*bows*
My review of Twilight
my review of New Moon
my review of Eclipse
my review of Breaking Dawn
December 18, 2018
Reviewed for
Twilight was a grand romance which frequently left me smiling, but New Moon takes on a bittersweet, angst-filled and edgy tone in this continuing dramatic saga of teen love between a vampire and a human. The book gets off to a rather explosive start, but rapidly turns to heavy sorrow when Edward make a fateful decision concerning Bella's safety. Following his decision, Edward is off the canvas for about the next two-thirds of the book, as is the entire Cullen family. During this time, the story is very reminiscent of Twilight in that it moves at a languid but steady pace while extensive character and relationship development occurs. The fall-out to Bella's psyche from Edward's choice is heart-wrenching to read. Stephenie Meyer is so good at writing Bella's agony, that I felt like my own heart had been ripped to shreds. Then a newfound depth in her friendship with Jacob Black, seems to be Bella's , bringing some sense of peace to her otherwise chaotic life. Still, danger lurks everywhere, bringing a certain level of suspense to the story, which then escalates into a taut thriller when an unfortunate misunderstanding places Alice and Bella in a race against time to save Edward from certain death. With so much going on, New Moon was yet another installment in the Twilight series that was extremely difficult to put down.
I can't help but continue to enjoy the characters in this series. I still like Bella very much, but I found myself wishing that she would have a little more confidence in Edward's love for her. After the beauty of their romance in Twilight, it was hard for me to understand how she couldn't, but ultimately, it seemed that her feelings of inadequacy 鈥� of not measuring up to a spectacular creature like Edward 鈥� simply got the best of her. Thankfully she did have an epiphany before the end, so hopefully will be beyond that stage by the next book. Bella also has a tendency to think of everyone else first (except when she's being reckless), which can be a very good trait, but also left me thinking that it might be nice if she took care of herself once in a while too. While Bella is still an accident-prone magnet for danger, I missed her endearing awkward clumsiness. Instead she is now living on the edge and seeking out the danger. It was also very difficult to read about her severe depression without being dragged down a bit myself. Edward is still the same thoughtful and loving hero I adored in Twilight though his absence for much of the story, left a huge hole, which was a major point of the story that I though the author conveyed magnificently. One of my favorite things about Edward is his wry, teasing sense of humor, but the tone of New Moon is so serious, it didn't allow for many of these moments to shine through. In Edward's absence, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob Black, who ends up being much more than she at first thought he was. Jacob also essentially becomes a second hero and the third point in a love triangle. While Bella never really feels more for Jacob than friendship or brotherly love, Jacob does fall for Bella. Jacob and Edward have very different personalities, but Jacob is such a wonderful character, I couldn't help but adore him too. While I don't think that his happily-ever-after does or should lie with Bella, I do hope he gets one eventually. These three characters have completely engrossed my attention, and I can't wait to see what develops next for them.
The secondary characters were wonderful as well. It was nice to see Charlie finally taking charge and acting more like a father. Most of the Cullens didn't play very big roles in this story, with the one exception being Alice. Because of her visions, she is an intriguing character who I hope will be front and center throughout the series, as I really like her breezy manner and no-nonsense attitude. New Moon also fills in a couple of the missing pieces of her human past. Although Carlisle only appears in a couple of scenes, he also fills in some missing pieces about himself and Edward. New Moon introduces Sam Uley and a 鈥済ang鈥� of Native American teens who are far more than they seem to be on the surface and who play key roles in Jacob's life. Billy, Jacob's father, is also present, but doesn't take on a particularly strong role. Readers are also introduced to the Volturi, a group of vampires who live in Italy and are basically vampire royalty. They are at once both fascinating and monstrous creatures, and unlike the Cullens are extremely dangerous, posing yet another threat to Bella's existence. Overall, I thought the story had a varied and colorful character palette.
As with Twilight, New Moon did not contain any explicit elements 鈥� no sex, only a dozen or so mild profanities, and minimal violence. There is a scene though, in which a group of humans become unwitting prey for a group of blood-thirsty vampires. It does takes place in the background and is not played out explicitly, so whether or not it is disturbing for readers, would depend more on the individual's imagination and sensitivity level. I happen to have a very vivid imagination, so it did make me a tad squeamish. The story also contains several mature thematic elements, such as severe depression, discussion of and a near attempt of suicide, deliberately reckless behavior, and stealing cars (though for a good reason). There are also racial tensions between two classes of supernatural beings, which includes some derogatory name-calling. In addition, depending on the reader's point of view, it may seem that Edward and Bella's love for one another borders on obsession. Even I admit, that if these characters were real and normal, I would have been telling them to go get therapy and quick.;-) I've read enough paranormal romances though, to know that the bond shared by supernatural creatures and their mates is stronger, deeper and more permanent than most human bonds. It's just that in this particular story that bond gets a rather heavy treatment owing, in my opinion, to it's highly character-driven nature and emotional intensity. I still think that most mature teens should be able to handle all the complex subject matter, but all these elements would make great points of discussion for parents and educators.
In spite of the serious and sometimes even depressing overtones of the narrative, I found New Moon to be yet another fascinating read. I really enjoy stories that include some sort of spiritual element, and New Moon has one in the form of an ongoing debate over whether there is an afterlife for vampires or whether they truly are the eternal damned. I love stories that make me think and there is so much more going on beneath the surface in this one (even outside the spiritual thread), that I can't seem to help pondering it even after turning the final page. has earned a place on my keeper shelf right next to it's predecessor, Twilight, and I'll be eagerly looking forward to reading Eclipse and , the final two installments in the Twilight series, as well. With two-for-two, Stephenie Meyer definitely deserves a place among my favorite authors. I will be very interested in reading The Host and seeing what other tales might be created from her fertile imagination.
Twilight was a grand romance which frequently left me smiling, but New Moon takes on a bittersweet, angst-filled and edgy tone in this continuing dramatic saga of teen love between a vampire and a human. The book gets off to a rather explosive start, but rapidly turns to heavy sorrow when Edward make a fateful decision concerning Bella's safety. Following his decision, Edward is off the canvas for about the next two-thirds of the book, as is the entire Cullen family. During this time, the story is very reminiscent of Twilight in that it moves at a languid but steady pace while extensive character and relationship development occurs. The fall-out to Bella's psyche from Edward's choice is heart-wrenching to read. Stephenie Meyer is so good at writing Bella's agony, that I felt like my own heart had been ripped to shreds. Then a newfound depth in her friendship with Jacob Black, seems to be Bella's , bringing some sense of peace to her otherwise chaotic life. Still, danger lurks everywhere, bringing a certain level of suspense to the story, which then escalates into a taut thriller when an unfortunate misunderstanding places Alice and Bella in a race against time to save Edward from certain death. With so much going on, New Moon was yet another installment in the Twilight series that was extremely difficult to put down.
I can't help but continue to enjoy the characters in this series. I still like Bella very much, but I found myself wishing that she would have a little more confidence in Edward's love for her. After the beauty of their romance in Twilight, it was hard for me to understand how she couldn't, but ultimately, it seemed that her feelings of inadequacy 鈥� of not measuring up to a spectacular creature like Edward 鈥� simply got the best of her. Thankfully she did have an epiphany before the end, so hopefully will be beyond that stage by the next book. Bella also has a tendency to think of everyone else first (except when she's being reckless), which can be a very good trait, but also left me thinking that it might be nice if she took care of herself once in a while too. While Bella is still an accident-prone magnet for danger, I missed her endearing awkward clumsiness. Instead she is now living on the edge and seeking out the danger. It was also very difficult to read about her severe depression without being dragged down a bit myself. Edward is still the same thoughtful and loving hero I adored in Twilight though his absence for much of the story, left a huge hole, which was a major point of the story that I though the author conveyed magnificently. One of my favorite things about Edward is his wry, teasing sense of humor, but the tone of New Moon is so serious, it didn't allow for many of these moments to shine through. In Edward's absence, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob Black, who ends up being much more than she at first thought he was. Jacob also essentially becomes a second hero and the third point in a love triangle. While Bella never really feels more for Jacob than friendship or brotherly love, Jacob does fall for Bella. Jacob and Edward have very different personalities, but Jacob is such a wonderful character, I couldn't help but adore him too. While I don't think that his happily-ever-after does or should lie with Bella, I do hope he gets one eventually. These three characters have completely engrossed my attention, and I can't wait to see what develops next for them.
The secondary characters were wonderful as well. It was nice to see Charlie finally taking charge and acting more like a father. Most of the Cullens didn't play very big roles in this story, with the one exception being Alice. Because of her visions, she is an intriguing character who I hope will be front and center throughout the series, as I really like her breezy manner and no-nonsense attitude. New Moon also fills in a couple of the missing pieces of her human past. Although Carlisle only appears in a couple of scenes, he also fills in some missing pieces about himself and Edward. New Moon introduces Sam Uley and a 鈥済ang鈥� of Native American teens who are far more than they seem to be on the surface and who play key roles in Jacob's life. Billy, Jacob's father, is also present, but doesn't take on a particularly strong role. Readers are also introduced to the Volturi, a group of vampires who live in Italy and are basically vampire royalty. They are at once both fascinating and monstrous creatures, and unlike the Cullens are extremely dangerous, posing yet another threat to Bella's existence. Overall, I thought the story had a varied and colorful character palette.
As with Twilight, New Moon did not contain any explicit elements 鈥� no sex, only a dozen or so mild profanities, and minimal violence. There is a scene though, in which a group of humans become unwitting prey for a group of blood-thirsty vampires. It does takes place in the background and is not played out explicitly, so whether or not it is disturbing for readers, would depend more on the individual's imagination and sensitivity level. I happen to have a very vivid imagination, so it did make me a tad squeamish. The story also contains several mature thematic elements, such as severe depression, discussion of and a near attempt of suicide, deliberately reckless behavior, and stealing cars (though for a good reason). There are also racial tensions between two classes of supernatural beings, which includes some derogatory name-calling. In addition, depending on the reader's point of view, it may seem that Edward and Bella's love for one another borders on obsession. Even I admit, that if these characters were real and normal, I would have been telling them to go get therapy and quick.;-) I've read enough paranormal romances though, to know that the bond shared by supernatural creatures and their mates is stronger, deeper and more permanent than most human bonds. It's just that in this particular story that bond gets a rather heavy treatment owing, in my opinion, to it's highly character-driven nature and emotional intensity. I still think that most mature teens should be able to handle all the complex subject matter, but all these elements would make great points of discussion for parents and educators.
In spite of the serious and sometimes even depressing overtones of the narrative, I found New Moon to be yet another fascinating read. I really enjoy stories that include some sort of spiritual element, and New Moon has one in the form of an ongoing debate over whether there is an afterlife for vampires or whether they truly are the eternal damned. I love stories that make me think and there is so much more going on beneath the surface in this one (even outside the spiritual thread), that I can't seem to help pondering it even after turning the final page. has earned a place on my keeper shelf right next to it's predecessor, Twilight, and I'll be eagerly looking forward to reading Eclipse and , the final two installments in the Twilight series, as well. With two-for-two, Stephenie Meyer definitely deserves a place among my favorite authors. I will be very interested in reading The Host and seeing what other tales might be created from her fertile imagination.
September 14, 2024
Twilight book 2: Mega bestselling and huge film franchise sequel to Twilight. An improving series for me; with the raised profile of the Werewolf best friend of Bella.Still a struggle to care about the story or the characters and tough work to finish. 4 out of 12, Two Stars at best.
2009 read
2009 read
February 11, 2025
4 stars
2020 re-read Continuing my re-read of the Twilight Saga before Midnight Sun. This isn't my favorite of the series (I mean, the lack of Edward...) but I still love it. Once again, the audio was okay. I'm getting more used to the narrator. I can't wait to get to my Eclipse re-read because it's my favorite of the series!
2020 re-read Continuing my re-read of the Twilight Saga before Midnight Sun. This isn't my favorite of the series (I mean, the lack of Edward...) but I still love it. Once again, the audio was okay. I'm getting more used to the narrator. I can't wait to get to my Eclipse re-read because it's my favorite of the series!
July 17, 2020
Whew child...
This was a hot fucking mess. I mean I know times change and we evolve as people and we won't have the same beliefs, but damn this book was bad. I've been running with this theory that if Meyer was to take these books to any publishing house in the year 2020, she would not be published. There is no way that anyone would let half of this stuff slide now. So since there's absolutely nothing that I enjoyed about this novel, let the critical analysis begin. I would also like to point out that reading this book was extremely painful for me. I only finished it because I was using an audiobook to assist.
The first problem of this book is the glorification of this toxic relationship between Edward and Bella. I'm not sure why this relationship is gloried so much but it's wrong. In the beginning of the book, Edward leaves Bella knowing how obsessed she is with him and their relationship. Instead of trying to figure out things like the 110 year old man that he is, he decides to run and abandon her while telling her that "he'll love her in a way." Like what?? There, in my opinion, is a clear indication of emotional abuse in this particular situation and Edward is never held accountable for it. After Edward leaves, Bella beings to seek thrill rides in order to "hear" Edward's voice. Clearly this is supposed to be a representation of mental health, but instead of addressing it or using it as a gateway for a bigger discussion, Meyer allows both characters to avoid it. Even when it appears that Charlie could make a good decision by sending her to a psychiatrist, he is forced to back down and Bella continues with her self-destructive behavior. There were even specific points in which I felt as though Bella was clearly suicidal and no one does anything to address the behavior.
In addition to this, Meyer engages in constant harmful representation of the Native community. While the vampires (who are all white) are described with such care and admiration, Jacob and his family and friends are often described in an aggressive/distrustful manner. While I cannot speak directly to all of the Native representation present in the book because I, myself, am not Native. I have listened to Native reviewers and they have explicitly stated that she misrepresents and harms the Native community.
It's actually quite funny that the main character of this book is the one character that I absolutely HATE. Bella has to be the most unlikeable character that I have ever encountered in a YA book. I think at one point I was feeling for her because I knew that she slipped into depression; however, when she began using Jacob to fill the gap for Edward I fell right back into my previous feelings. Bella does not care about anyone in the world except for Edward. I mean she doesn't even care about herself. It gets frustrating seeing her constantly put herself down and really disregard her own safety and the safety of others for an OLD MAN that left her high and dry during the first sign of trouble. I mean most of the book really didn't even have plot. It was page after page of the glorification of their unhealthy relationship. She was willing to drop Jacob the moment she figured out that it was a possibility for Edward to be back in her life. Jacob just deserved better treatment especially after he was lying to friends and family to keep Bella entertained. I think what disturbs me the most is how shocked she is when no one wants to deal with her. It should be clear that after you treat people like shit and use them because your boyfriend leaves you then no one is going to want to deal with you.
Clearly, I didn't enjoy this book. I'm only reading these now for the live shows that I will be participating in. They don't hold up against the test of time and I'm truly wondering how Stephanie Meyer could possible think to publish a book from Edwards perspective when everything about these books is so toxic and wrong.
This was a hot fucking mess. I mean I know times change and we evolve as people and we won't have the same beliefs, but damn this book was bad. I've been running with this theory that if Meyer was to take these books to any publishing house in the year 2020, she would not be published. There is no way that anyone would let half of this stuff slide now. So since there's absolutely nothing that I enjoyed about this novel, let the critical analysis begin. I would also like to point out that reading this book was extremely painful for me. I only finished it because I was using an audiobook to assist.
The first problem of this book is the glorification of this toxic relationship between Edward and Bella. I'm not sure why this relationship is gloried so much but it's wrong. In the beginning of the book, Edward leaves Bella knowing how obsessed she is with him and their relationship. Instead of trying to figure out things like the 110 year old man that he is, he decides to run and abandon her while telling her that "he'll love her in a way." Like what?? There, in my opinion, is a clear indication of emotional abuse in this particular situation and Edward is never held accountable for it. After Edward leaves, Bella beings to seek thrill rides in order to "hear" Edward's voice. Clearly this is supposed to be a representation of mental health, but instead of addressing it or using it as a gateway for a bigger discussion, Meyer allows both characters to avoid it. Even when it appears that Charlie could make a good decision by sending her to a psychiatrist, he is forced to back down and Bella continues with her self-destructive behavior. There were even specific points in which I felt as though Bella was clearly suicidal and no one does anything to address the behavior.
In addition to this, Meyer engages in constant harmful representation of the Native community. While the vampires (who are all white) are described with such care and admiration, Jacob and his family and friends are often described in an aggressive/distrustful manner. While I cannot speak directly to all of the Native representation present in the book because I, myself, am not Native. I have listened to Native reviewers and they have explicitly stated that she misrepresents and harms the Native community.
It's actually quite funny that the main character of this book is the one character that I absolutely HATE. Bella has to be the most unlikeable character that I have ever encountered in a YA book. I think at one point I was feeling for her because I knew that she slipped into depression; however, when she began using Jacob to fill the gap for Edward I fell right back into my previous feelings. Bella does not care about anyone in the world except for Edward. I mean she doesn't even care about herself. It gets frustrating seeing her constantly put herself down and really disregard her own safety and the safety of others for an OLD MAN that left her high and dry during the first sign of trouble. I mean most of the book really didn't even have plot. It was page after page of the glorification of their unhealthy relationship. She was willing to drop Jacob the moment she figured out that it was a possibility for Edward to be back in her life. Jacob just deserved better treatment especially after he was lying to friends and family to keep Bella entertained. I think what disturbs me the most is how shocked she is when no one wants to deal with her. It should be clear that after you treat people like shit and use them because your boyfriend leaves you then no one is going to want to deal with you.
Clearly, I didn't enjoy this book. I'm only reading these now for the live shows that I will be participating in. They don't hold up against the test of time and I'm truly wondering how Stephanie Meyer could possible think to publish a book from Edwards perspective when everything about these books is so toxic and wrong.
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